jaywalker

2 hours ago, MrPatrickThai said:

Like asking in a bar if drinking should be banned.

 

Can anyone here admit that they have never visited a gogo bar or paid for sex in Thailand?

A friend once told me that the free P***y is the most expensive kind. They are also called a wife.

He is right. I've spent FAR and AWAY more money on my wife than hookers.

2 hours ago, Kerryd said:

Many people also have the idea that all prostitution is the same as depicted on American TV shows. Drug addicted hookers standing on street corners, turning tricks in alleys and getting beaten up by their pimps.

I would not touch a hooker in the USA with a 10 foot pole.

They ARE all drug addicted crack-heads/meth-heads due to the Puritanical laws.

5 minutes ago, Gandtee said:

Two years late. And only because you saw the threat of Hitler moving to your neck of the woods. But then we were, and still are grateful for your help. But now is the time to put your toys away. 

All I have to say is.....

A little 85 year old lady was pulled over by a deputy.

She handed him her drivers license & her concealed carry permit.

Told the officer she had a .380 Ruger in her purse, a .38 revolver in the glovebox, and and a 12 gauge shotgun in the trunk.

He asked..."What are you scared of Ma'am?"

Said she wasn't scared of a damned thing.

2 hours ago, JSixpack said:

 

It's well to discourage poor people from gambling, esp. unregulated gambling where it's more likely they're being cheated. I've seen Thais lose so much in fixed games of pok deng they had to borrow money and pawn their household appliances. So in this case the police may be doing these people a favor. Think about whether you'd want your Thai mother-in-law there.

Totally agree, in that gambling is idiotic.

I mean, it's a lot of fun when you play with nickels & dimes or Monopoly money.

Why people want to bet large sums is beyond me?

3 minutes ago, Gandtee said:

You Yanks certainly like to solve your problems with guns. Grow up!

Booted your Limey ass back across the Ocean & bailed you out when Hitler came knocking did we not?

We made about 1 billion bullets in WW2. Gave half of them to Montey.

6 minutes ago, binjalin said:

The only good feral dog is a dead feral dog. I'm an animal lover but this is obscene. Are they neutered or will she continue to watch he r'children' make even more 'children'? 

It's pronounced Chirr-dren...and all their names are Leroy.

23 minutes ago, amvet said:

The vermin are the folks who keep have hi so dogs instead of adopting street dogs and neutering them thereby reducing the population.  My street dog that I adopted as a pup is clean, fun and as playful as your hi so dogs and I have helped Thailand by taking her off the street and making sure she does not reproduce. 

 

I am helping Thailand to control rabies and taking dangerous dogs off the street.  Do your part too.  Adopt a street dog. 

What? Pray tell is a hi so dog?

Mine is a Maltese & I got her purely by accident...my Aunt passed on & I took in her idiot mutts. Out of the 3 dogs, (Chihuahua, Pomeranian & Maltese), the Maltese is cool!

The Chihuahua is scared of his shadow & the Pomeranian just barks & sheds hair. I'd plug that Pomeranian with some lead to the skull if my daughter had never seen her.

Why don't YOU adopt this lady's 40 some-odd dogs?

7 hours ago, Nord X said:

I see that it turns out that this guy did not enter the enclosure trying to get a wild boar as stated in the OP after all. He was infact hanging over from above teasing the bear with food attached to some string and the bear reared up and managed to get hold of him and pull him down in to her enclosure. The guy ended up with over 1000 stitches for his stupidity. I hope the bear gets a better life out of it.

You just wrote a far more succinct article/post than the original ever will be = What you wrote makes sense.

2 minutes ago, steven100 said:

lol ...  my sister has one the same ... sam ...  very friendly and a good dog.

That pic was last March. She's had her annual a haircut now for the summer (in the USA). Stupid mutt refuses to be more than 10 feet away from me.

She loves me for some reason? Got two other dogs & they will never be as cool as this one (Lolly)

Nothing at all wrong with loving a mutt.

It has gotten to the point in Thailand though, where drastic measures need to be taken.

General P needs to roll out some WW2 tanks throw canister/grape shot rounds at them.....It's LUDICROUS!

8 minutes ago, steven100 said:

agree ...  you always love your own fun, clean and playful dog ....  but these are vermin.

She's a stone-cold killer...If you are a squirrel.

15 minutes ago, amvet said:

How many had rabies?  The reason I ask is if they did have rabies certainly they should be removed. 

Never said they had rabies.

Just 57 dogs starving & most likely had heart worms.

They get heart worms from mosquitoes. If you keep a dog inside at night, then they probably will not bitten so much (my mutt stays inside at night). She also gets a monthly worm pill.

Hell, they even cull elephants in Africa for the benefit of humans. Why? We have thumbs and brains I guess.

1 minute ago, steven100 said:

poison the lot. It will make the streets much safer for kids and the elderly.

Amen Brother.

I actually LOVE a good dog! Mutt has to play ball at least though maybe catch varmints, be playful, loving/fun to be around, otherwise what is their purpose?

Stink & carry disease & yap & keep me up all night.

3 minutes ago, amvet said:

4 people died of rabies in Thailand in 2012.  Is that endemic?  Thirty-four cases of human rabies have been diagnosed in the United States since 2003.

I counted no less than 57 stray dogs on my way to 7-11 this morning....about 1 kilometer/half a mile away.

Tough to count the buggers as you drive. I normally have all my radar out for psycho motorcycles, but it was early & not much traffic.

11 hours ago, speedtripler said:

 

22 hours ago, darksidedog said:

Shame they don't show as much interest when it comes to "Boss" Vorayuth. One suspects a large number of police and Public Officials are complicit in allowing that murdering scumbag to run away.

In a Thai  murder case, I think you have to had the intent to kill the victim

Policemen shouldn't block speeding vehicles with their bodies 

I almost ran over one of them once with my bike but luckily he jumped out of the way 

I think if the Ferrari guy went to court, he would get off with an accidental death verdict

 

I almost ran over more than one. Fricking suicide death traps is what they do.

35 minutes ago, Get Real said:

No, no, no! Nothing is incredible! Seen it all! Heard it all! My imun system is persistant. This is in fact Thailand, and anything is possible and everything is happening. Welcome to paradise!

Nothing amazes me in Thailand. If not for the hookers, I'd never be here.

22 hours ago, webfact said:

He had received a report from military chief Suwit Laklang that the casino, already raided by the army in April, was continuing to operate without fear.

 

Evidence gathered pointed to the operation having a turnover of 14 million baht, he said. And it was in operation 24 hours a day with a steady stream of visitors.

However.....we didn't see it, as they were paying us off.

They quit paying us, so we decided to raid it.

26 minutes ago, quadperfect said:

Lying is in the thai dna. But they really do suck at it.

Sure do know how to smile in the process though.

13 minutes ago, Techno Viking said:

Maybe the book was in the glovebox, would still need a copy of her ID and forge her signature though.

 

But I agree, much more to this than what is being reported.

VERY easy to forge a Thai signature.

My with had to fill out the immigration form at Swampy. The first time she signed it in Thai, but the IO made her do it again in English????

She writes English better than I do, but has no "signature on file", in English nor Thai.

I seriously doubt they have any handwriting analysts in Thailand, & since it was an "expensive car", they'll want 10,000 baht to even step outside their office.

3 minutes ago, yellowboat said:

"Mr Pravit received the CPJ’s International Press Freedom Award this year."

 

Yes, but did he win a robot contest ? 

 

Thailand has never cared for press freedoms sadly, and even less for those Thais journalists who are celebrated. 

Freedom in Thailand is here, as there is pretty much zero law enforcement.

Make it public though via Facebook or Youtube & then the gloves are off.

You "Damaged the image"...Gotta keep that image in tact!

10 hours ago, roo860 said:

I thank Baby Jesus the only things i have to "pack" when I go out in my home country are, keys, wallet and maybe phone,

That'ts all most folks pack. Fair enough.

Send me a picture of yourself. I'll be sure to mind my own business when a maniac waves a 9 mm in your face.

My heart bleeds. Poor doggies.

A shovel, plus a couple AR-15 magazines & "Poof!" problem solved.

2 minutes ago, thhMan said:

first thing this country needs to do is begin neutering these idiots so at least they can slow down the stupidity thats in the genepool

They won't even neuter soidogs...Just Katoeys who want their willy's hacked off.

I guess that's a start? At least they cannot reproduce.

Then again there was an article about a pregnant man here recently.

2 hours ago, Just1Voice said:

Don't knock the "crotch rockets".  Different strokes for different folks.  Personally, I love them.  When my wonderful wife of 17 years finally succumbed to cancer, I sold our house, sold my business, bought a brand new Ninja 650, slapped on a sleeping bag, and hit the road.  Over the next 4 years I hit every state in the Continental U.S. Good helmet, good boots, full body armor, and only needed it one time on the highway to Reno when I got surprised by a sudden desert downpour and had to lay the bike down.  No damage to me, and minimal (mostly scratched paint and broken left side mirror) to the bike.  

 

I have nothing against cruiser type bikes, but just not my style.  And my best friend here in Chiang Mai just bought his 2nd new Harley in 4 years.  Beautiful bike,  and he loves it, but just not my style.  I've had CBR 250's, and a CB300f, which I had to sell after only a year to help pay for my heart by-pass surgery, but now I'm looking at the new BMW G310 for sometime around January or February.  Yeah, old age (I'm 68 now) has slowed me down a bit, but 300cc to 500cc is just fine for me. 

 

One thing I found out for sure is that one needs to be  110% AWARE on a bike.

I had my Honda 350 Enduro back in the 1980's and rarely ever drove it on a highway.

I had 650 +++ acres back then to do as I pleased.

I tossed back a few beers one day & took off on that thing......BAD IDEA! I was 19 or so & learning life lessons.

In my invincibility I ran into a barbed wire fence.

I laid it down at the last minute & other than a few bruises & scratches I was OK.

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Moral of the story, = One must have ALL his witts about himself/herself when on two wheels.

Same for 4 wheels, but two wheels is even worse.

If it has wheels & I've had 3 or more beers, I ain't touching it. DOUBLE not touching it if it's a bike.

This gal seems to have just been born as a wannabe blonde.

Good on the BIB for doing their jobs on rare occasion...Though they probably only did it because she made them "Lose Face" in front of a boss.

38 minutes ago, HiSoLowSoNoSo said:

I was asked for 80.000 THB for a line in Phuket in the end of the 80s, bought a mobile phone instead.

My wife is 43, born in 1974.

The did not get electricity in Prasat, Surin until 1986. She was 12.

When I first went there in 2000, they still had phone booths (the kind Superman ran into to change clothes).

Ancient outdated, & ridiculous.

They just finally got DTAC coverage a few years ago out there....even though there was a 1,000 foot tall tower not two miles away.

I recall someone sending me a 1 mb attachment via email when I had dial-up & a 56k modem from AIS.

It would constantly shut itself off & 1 mb was like downloading the Library of Congress (or so it seemed).

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The young gal should not blame late buses on Thailand, as it happens all over the world.

Tech takes time to integrate in a corrupt society. It took them what 3 or 4 YEARS? to decide who would get the 3G contract!

If anything, she should start at ground level & complain about all the "Brake Failures" on Thai buses.

6 minutes ago, BuaBS said:

By not eating meat or fish , I saved thousands of animals .

But I can't save this bear from its dredful "owners" .

My god you must sleep soundly, knowing all those chickens & cows are OK.

10 minutes ago, giddyup said:

I doubt if me becoming vegetarian would change a damn thing, any more than my bit towards recycling, especially in Thailand The planet is hugely overpopulated and polluted, and we're gobbling up resources like there's no tomorrow.   

Some of those resources are pasture land etc to feed the beef.

Sorry we have to eat nice cows & all that namby-pamby BS, but that is life.

Yes, the bear should have never been taken in by anybody & just left in the wild.

Yes the drunk got some "Som nam naa".

Man has has been eating meat since we were Neanderthals. The world has yet to stop turning.

BTW....If you ever find yourself towards the south end of Walking Street in Pattaya, try the Kobe steak at the Right Spot Inn restaurant. Best steak in Thailand!

Francophone next door has the best chicken kebabs I've ever had.