jaywalker

Just now, robertthebruce said:

 

 

Heard it it all now....take your wife and child to that area.....great Educational start....

 

Sorry, but not my idea of a Good Evening...

It's an open air restaurant off 2nd Road Robert.

It was a comedy show for crying out loud!

One guy that looks like an NFL linebacker playing Tina Turner & a bunch of harmless katoeys on the stage.

The guy that played Tina came over & had a drink with us after the show, sans the wig, yet had a bit of lipstick still...Which I found even more comical. He spoke great English.

No harm, no foul. We had a few drinks & parted ways.

I was there with another American friend, along with his wife & daughter, and we just had a fun time.

Nobody got robbed, mugged, raped, beaten to a pulp.

The kids enjoyed the show.

At least the katoeys here were professional, and not out picking tourists' pockets, were gainfully employed, and the male actor was just that. An actor.

Pattaya is always a circus!

6 minutes ago, Slaps said:

 

 

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That was the early day's 

 

Think that'  how they used to spike your beer without you noticing

 

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It wasn't too terribly long ago. I saw most of the idiocy at Nana Plaza in 2001 or so, yet saw some CRAZY stuff off Walking Street in about 2006, as in a live sex show.

I was out with a couple friends, wife was in Surin, & they had a live sex show.

Not really my cup of tea, but I was just yapping w/ some old friends.

I'm immune to pornography. It does nothing for me.

Anyhow, the woman is getting porked onstage, live, by a Thai guy, and he did something that pissed her off in the middle of the act.

She jumped up, grabbed a bathrobe & some flip-flops & took off down Soi Diamond.

One of my two buddies, handed us his check-bin & asked us to cover it (no problem Bro), and took off after her with a raging hard-on.

He wound up keeping that gal 2 DAYS!

She was an older gal too, but I guess she was experienced. He wound up happy & she came out a few thousand baht richer.

1 hour ago, whatawonderfulday said:

Cute and a little lady of eleven years now

Yes she is & thanks for the compliment. She's almost as tall as her Mother now, and will be 12 in October.

I'm looking forward to her getting interested in the opposite sex the same way as I'd look forward to a firing squad.

The BOYS will face some HEAVY DUTY due diligence by Daddy before she starts dating.

When she was 3, I told my wife to quit feeding her, as I wanted her to stay that age forever.

She just keeps growing though.

18 hours ago, boomerangutang said:

Thais emulate celebrities.  How about some TV and music stars step up to the plate and make public appeals.   In the US, during the 50's and 60's there was a jingle that became popular:  "Please, Please, Don't be a Litterbug"  I tried to find the original jingle on Youtube, but couldn't.  Instead, here's a modern rap version.

 

 

              The kids of Thailand and Asia need to be influenced to do what's right.  They don't listen to politicians or Sangha, but they will sit up and listen to celebrities close to their age and/or puppets/animation.  As for Asian adults, fogedabowdit.  They're beyond the pale.  But kids can still be influenced for the betterment of Thailand's natural environment.

 

 

Good idea, just get the snowflake Thai celeb's to quit getting DUI's & running over cops is the first step.

BUT, yes it could work if they'd get the message out on Farcebook in force.

10 minutes ago, dotpoom said:

Leaving out "randy" gits........what is there in Walking St./Pattaya for the world to enjoy.

   The first time my Ex came to visit me in Pattaya she made the statement...."This is a town only for men". 

 

I love that term "Randy!"

Where I grew up, there was a kid named Randy that always wanted to fight.

He was only 10 & I was 9. Unbeknownst to us at the time, he just needed a week in Pattaya.

Just now, Searat7 said:

Where will all the ladyboys who specialize in stealing gold necklaces be relocated ?

California would be a great place for them.

Never seen the 3 liter Coke bottle one, but don't doubt you at all.

I've seen ping-pong balls, darts & balloons, goldfish etc, but the one I like best was when the gal cracked open a Singha beer bottle lid with her ass cheeks.

Now THAT was some talent! She then proceeded to spin around a pole a dozen times, all over the stage, clenching the bottle in her ass cheeks and never spilled a drop.

33 minutes ago, fruitman said:

My daddie showed me the bears in the zoo yesterday, after that we went on a waterbicycle which looked like a swan, soo much fun.

 

Well my daddie showed me the katoeyshow in Pattaya and all the sexy bargirls played with my curly hairs...

And we saw many old fat farang men walking with their "granddaughters" hand in hand.

 

Up to you mate.....

 

The waitresses at Jameson's are not hired for "being sexy bargirls" They're mostly competent, hard working waitresses/bartenders dressed professionally, wearing far more clothes that your average farang on the street.

It's a rather upscale place at high noon.

As for my little kid seeing offensive fat pigs with young women, I fail to see your point.

I teach her proper values, then just live and let live. What some fat guy does with some young girl is none of my business, nor is it hers.

15 minutes ago, fruitman said:

Did your kid see the magicians and their pingpongballs? Or the ones with the rasorblades?

 

That one who can hide a whole coke-bottle is impressive, i hope your daughter won't try it herself though.

 

Amazing how they can shoot darts through balloons , the grouptours will talk about it when back home i bet 

Never took my daughter into a Walking Street bar dude.

Don't be crass.

I DID let her sit at the bar with me at Jameson's Pub once in North Pattaya.

It was lunchtime & I took her pretty much everywhere I went when she wasn't in school.

I ordered a draft beer (and some lunch) & the barmaids went nuts over a ha-sip, ha-sip curly haired kid.

I got my little girl a glass of ice. That kid can eat ice....LOVES IT!

Took her & my wife into a Tranny show once off 2nd Road. They were just dancing.

The star was some athletic Thai guy that would dress up in drag and lip-sync Tina Turner perfectly.

3 hours ago, mtls2005 said:

List the five contractors, detail the management/structure, show any links to the junta, follow the money.

 

Or don't.

Doing that, IE: TELLING THE TRUTH will get you arrested in Thailand.

My wife and (at the time 3 year old daughter) quite enjoyed Walking Street 8 years ago.

We'd have a steak at the Right Spot Inn restaurant (get the flamed Kobe steak filet)....just keep the retard w/ the flames away from your little girl....I had to tell them that, as it never occurred to the waiter. 

They whoof it up at the table with some kind of brandy sauce.

It's killer.

My daughter just loved all the lights and music.

We'd just have dinner & go for a walk/stroll down Walking Street.

I enjoyed the street shows with the mimes & the magicians.

Of course we never hit the bars, but Walking Street has its charms in the evenings...sometimes.

In bed by 11:00 PM & never had a problem in 7+ years of visiting Walking Street.....Err....My girls would be in bed & I'd have a few shots till around 1:00 AM across the road.

I could walk out the door in any US tourist city and be in trouble at 0300 hrs though.

Yes Pattaya is filthy, unorganized (unless you're talking about crime), and the local BIB are mostly as lazy as a wormy soi dog, yet I've had some great times there.

19 hours ago, whatawonderfulday said:

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They should face summary execution....(The lawmakers that is).

I tried to tell my wife that chili peppers did not exist in Thailand till 500 years ago when the Portuguese imported them from Brazil, and that most Thai women went topless not so long ago.

That went over like a Led Zepplin with no tunes.

She told me I was slap bananas.

3 minutes ago, BruceMangosteen said:

Dog gone it...that wasn't the ending we all were anticipating...why not make something up like "we clasp hands, she asked "how much you give me?".. and  we were off to my hotel..."...true love as only found in Thailand.

Had I been in the mood Bruce...Yeah, I probably could have talked her into it.

I was headed to Villa Supermarket though. I'd been eating spicy "Whatever" and rice for a month, working with these Thai guys, and just wanted a ham & cheese sandwich more than anything else.

I love Thai Jasmine rice, but I need some 'taters & bread every once in a while.

Villa was just close enough to walk to, and on the opposite side of the road = a taxi was unfeasible.

Just now, BruceMangosteen said:

"The club was charged with opening out of hours, having no operating license, no alcohol license, serving underage customers, allowing drug taking and matters relating to the sale of shisha. "

 

No one I know has ever heard of a GoGo by the name of "Dance 2" on Walking Street or anywhere else. Must be a Thai place and with 150 customers that also eliminates most GoGo's on Walking Street or Soi LK Metro. So what is the real story? My mate was out Sunday night and it was topless "everywhere" on Walking Street...strange. 

Show me one thing that is not strange about Thailand?

Not Pattaya (though I did spend a lot of time there) -- I was walking down Raminthra Rd in BKK, about to have a heat stroke, so I stopped to sit on a bus bench in the shade.

A rather sweet, elegant Thai lady was sitting a few seats down & here came a dump truck going hell-bent for leather, with his front bumper caved in on the front left, which was cutting the tire, doing at least 100 kph, and smoke just BOILING off said tire...Luckily it still had air in it when he blasted by us.

It just looked at the lady, she looked at me & both of us could only say TIT.

Such is normal in Thailand.

28 minutes ago, gdgbb said:

"I recall 30+ years ago when I was a teenager, a pretty good friend got into a fight, that he had started...I wasn't there..."

 

"...I punched him in the jaw, which broke the guy's jaw."

 

Even though you weren't there you were able to punch the assailant?  How does that work, then?

Sorry Mate. Glad you caught that & pointed it out.

No I wasn't there. It was a guy named Mike Monday (His friends all called him Tuesday).

I mis-spoke/made BAD TYPO & it's a God's honest wonder we were not hanging out together that night, as we used to chase young women and go drinking like maniacs every chance we got.

It was shortly after that, when the cops came calling at Mike's door that I decided to distance myself from the guy.

Quite glad I missed the senseless violence.

Edit-----

Oh yeah, Mike blew his brains out about 20 years ago, so I used his full name.

 

3 minutes ago, inzman said:

Why are crimes like picking mushrooms feeding fish and talking about someone dealt so harshly here. But killing and maiming is often dealt with a small fine and a wai. Seriously <deleted> up judicial system. 

Can get away with any rage (KT B2 convicted ???) run over a cop, do most anything you want if you can grease the right pockets.

The cops HATE when you video them, but probably LOVE CCTV when they can use it to shake some money loose, which is what will happen here.

2 minutes ago, funandsuninbangkok said:

Thank goodness corruption has been ended in Thailand. 

Just like Thaksin declared a decade ago that the country was drug free!

BTW - I neither hate nor love Thaksin. Just saying 99.99999% of anything a gov't says is complete BS.

Just now, Bluespunk said:

It doesn't matter what is on someone's  mind when they leer/stare at women.

 

The fact they are doing so in a manner to make a woman feel uncomfortable is harassment. 

 

But look we've already established that how others feel isn't important where you're concerned. 

 

You're need to stare supersedes other feelings of discomfort and harassment.

 

It is more important for you to stare than it is for women to be allowed to move through the world with a sense of security and comfort. 

 

You can do anything you like and as long as you're happy the world is good. 

Sorry BP, but if she has nice legs on the Skytrain or a bus, and is wearing shorts or a mini-skirt that are inviting to my eyes....well, I just can't help but enjoying the view.

I was having lunch with a (male) friend at Gulliver's Travels off Sukh once & holy-moly.

This gal had on the shortest of short min-skirts!

I couldn't help but keep glancing over.

Sorry Bro, but nothing will ever remove testosterone from my blood.

12 minutes ago, Emster23 said:

Sounds more like the Russian model to me

No shortage of oligarchs in the USA nor Thailand...Just like Russia.

Same same, but only a little bit different.

That's what has the US media in such a "whatever-it-is-tizzy" because Trump paid for his own campaign.

He doesn't owe any special interest groups that "contributed" (bribed) him into office.

Sorry. Didn't mean to get too political, just speaking the truth.

1 minute ago, robblok said:

I tried to grow my own back in the Netherlands.. just one to try. But it died on me quite quickly but it was fun to try.

 

I think your right about what they are weighing... anyway i liked the stuff once in a while it helped me sleep real good. Problem was it also made me eat more 

 

Here its too dangerous.. the punishment is crazy. 

I had this crazy 2nd cousin (Dad's 1st cousin) in Florida that HATED any and stupid laws.

He planted a nice weed plant next to his front door when I was about 15. He'd never toked on weed in his life. He just liked his plant.

Had a watch dog named Smokey that would bark his brains out at night at anything that moved, but I was over there almost daily, so the dog knew me.

I'd slip over there & clip a bud off every day or three.

Took it to my Uncle's house (HUGE old house) & use a space heater & some tin-foil to dry it out.

Got to a hardware store & bought some faucet screens and some brass fittings & made myself a pipe.

Making weed illegal is pointless.

I don't mess with it anymore because I could see, it just made me stupid.

No amount of "Laws" ever deterred me though.

15 minutes ago, robblok said:

Was your mate Thai or farang.

 

They said he had 10 plants.. not sure how 10 plants can yield 36 kilos. (I have to admit I am not a grower off the stuff but it sounds a bit much)

They're probably weighing the stems & leaves & potting soil.

I haven't smoked weed in YEARS, just because it quit agreeing with me, not because I think it's evil.

Been around MANY grow operations though.

My guess is that a full grown, 8 foot tall Christmas Tree sized plant might yield one, maybe 1.5 (one point five) kilos of dries buds per plant, and that's a severe stretch of the imagination.

Never let the facts get in the way of a good story though.

Never cultivated myself, but stumbled across a couple patches in the woods in Florida.

1 minute ago, djayz said:

10 out of 10 to the security guard for telling the t***er to keep the noise down in the estate! Man deserves a medal! 

 

The retards need to be get their lives in grip - especially the two puppies in tow. 

 

Sincerely hope the guard makes a full recovery. 

Well said.

I don't care what nor how rudely the guard might have said, whatever he said.

That video was PURE BARBARIANISM!

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Reminds me of 30+ years ago in Florida & I saw this young lady I knew at a convenience store in the middle of nowhere, at night.

Some drunk guy had gotten into her car, uninvited & she saw me. Had a 12-pack of beer with him in the passenger's seat of her car.

As nicely as I could, I asked him to get out of her car (I was about 21-22 & a strapping young fella).

He came out D-R-U-N-K wanting to fight. I almost begged the guy to just leave it alone & we'll part ways.

He had a jacket on & started taking it off so he could fight better & guess?

Had both arms behind his back and I went into him, w/ just my fists.

After he gave up, I gentlemanly-like took his beer out of her car and left it next to him in the parking lot.

He was all bloodied up with his jacket still halfway off, moaning & groaning.

I should have took it home & drank it.

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About 2 years later, I was a at a bonfire & keg party and met this pretty cool guy standing around the fire, and somehow we got on the subject of karma, so I told him the above story....Told him it was 100% TRUE!

He said "I know it's true. That was me you whooped up on that night".

My eyes got as big as pie plates.

He was cool though...said he deserved it & I did what I had to do.

I COULD have easily stomped his head, but I used minimal force, and we became friends.

6 minutes ago, chrisinth said:

 

Whereas in principle I would agree with you, but if armed, would it be responsible for the security guard to draw his weapon because someone was revving an engine? If the weapon wasn't drawn before the attack started, it really isn't an easy thing to do, no matter what you think. Also a big possibility of the weapon being taken off him and used against him judging by the type of attack that was inflicted on him.

 

As for him being a trained professional, that would be extremely unlikely (to the level of firearm proficient) that the residents would pay for the service and that his wages would match his accreditation.

 

I do fully agree that the attackers, especially the one doing the majority of the kicking and stamping, should be taken to the nearest tree................ 

Totally true Chrisinth, but hey, the liberals of this world get to live in fantasy-land. Why can't I?

A retired RTMC (Thai Marine) with a licensed pistol and some training could have held the thugs at bay.

Hopefully he'd have never had to shoot anybody, just enforce the community rules without getting his head stomped in.

The poor security guard is probably getting, maybe, 300 baht a day, probably sleeps 90% of his shift & used to pick rice for a living.

Just a sad situation all around that there are mean, evil people out there, and that "Security Guards" are paid a pittance.

It's the same in the US. A security guard doesn't get paid squat.

4 minutes ago, catman20 said:

theirs something wrong when people who continue to beat someone when there clearly no threat to you when there out cold. lucky he is still alive.

I recall 30+ years ago when I was a teenager, a pretty good friend got into a fight, that he had started...(I wasn't there, but I knew the guy...And he wasn't very big - just MEAN).

No meth or marijuana, just a few beers.

He managed to knock some guy on the ground, ran off, and came running at him I punched him in the jaw, which broke the guy's jaw.

To this day, I have idea why he did that.

Too must testosterone I guess? 

We lost touch after high school & about 5 years later committed suicide.

Some folks just ain't right in the head?

4 minutes ago, dcnx said:

Animals like this simply need to be taken into a field and have one put in their head. A cage is too civilized for them.

Sorry. I meant to quote this comment by you DCNX on my Auschwitz comment.