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jaywalker

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  1. 3 minutes ago, elgordo38 said:

    Must explain how he reached the ripe old age that he was. I like a guy that believes a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush unless your like Trump and prefer bushes. Considering his age and the 1000 baht tip I imagine the women had no desire to slap his face. Wiley ole fox. Its amazing what being old and rich lets one get away with. 

    Off topic a bit, but, you reminded me of a Florida incident where there was a "Slow" (mentally retarded) young gal living nearby. She was about 20.

     

    Some clown I knew did what men do sometimes to her.

     

    I was disgusted by it, but my boss said, "Hey, a 'Tard in the hand is better than two in the bush".

  2. I recall driving thru there many years ago.

     

    The outside lane was worse than a clay/dirt road, yet the inside lane was smooth as silk, so I drove on the inside lane.

     

    RIGHT AT the end of that bad patch of pavement/roadway, a cop ran out in the road in front of me.

     

    200 baht for driving in the lane where my teeth wouldn't get rattled out of my head.

  3. 8 minutes ago, elgordo38 said:

    Well if he is a millionaire that should be no problem. They are more than likely lining up at his door. 

     

    I met a US millionaire in Udon Thani a looooong time ago.

     

    He was was pushing 90 & needed help getting up the stairs, drunk as hell.

     

    He got his wife (who was about 40) & my Buddy's wife (about 25) to help him.

     

    The old guy was funny!

     

    Handed them 1,000 baht each, put his arms around their shoulders, & had a titty in each hand to hang on to.

  4. 14 minutes ago, Sphere said:

     

    Well I never......that's not what the brochures said....I'd want my money back. :bah:

    I knew in mid-2000 that the company was going to station me in BKK.

     

    They took their sweet time about it, but in March 2001, told me to book my flight.

     

    I'd been reading everything I could find about Thailand in books/brochures & such, as the internet was still being born.

     

    I got to Pattaya & managed to rent a jet-ski..No biggie back then. (500 baht for 20 minutes or something like that).

     

    What got me, was all the garbage.

     

    I saw these two 13-14 year old boys out there chest deep & one of them decided he'd use a clear plastic bag for a diving mask...it was right next to him...Why not?

     

    Yes, the idiot put a plastic bag on his head & went under the waves, came up for a breath & it didn't work too well.

     

    Now that's what you call, "ROFL" except I was scared to roll around on that beach.

  5. 1 hour ago, craigt3365 said:

    That guy is absolutely insane.  How anybody could watch that, much less believe anything that comes from this nut, is beyond me.  Sad statement on humanity.

    How anybody could think Hillary would be better is beyond me.

     

    How anybody can believe that the Russians had an impact on the election is beyond me.

     

    The right & main-stream media starts screaming about "Evidence", yet have failed to produce a shred of evidence that the Russians affected the outcome of the election.

     

    If former President Obama DID do what President Trump is saying, he needs to be in Leavenworth.

     

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    It's "The seriousness of the charge".

     

    We have to investigate!

     

    The left has been doing it for 50 years or more!

     

    The new President has barely been in office 6 or 7 weeks & the left is LOSING their MINDS!...(Not that they had much to begin with).

  6. I spent a week on Phangan when I was 37 (2005).

     

    I had NO IDEA about the full moon parties until I got there.

     

    I wanted absolutely nothing to do with the thumping loud music (Yes, just happened to be a full moon while I was there). Luckily I was staying on Had Leela beach, but the noise was still almost unbearable from 300-400 yards away at Had Rin.

     

    You could not pay me enough to go to a full moon party, at that age & this guy was 38.

     

    Maybe it was his first time out???

     

    RIP to poor fella.

     

     

  7. 17 hours ago, Canceraid said:

    Huh! Women from Africa selling in Pattaya????? How weird???? Who will buy them????? and what are their men doing.....selling drugs at Nana and the start of sukhumvit area?

     

    By the way that video is really obscene and should be censored completely....the sight of all that hanging surplus fat meat made me puke!

    I'd hate to arm wrestle any of them!

  8. Years ago a friend was headed towards the beach in Pattaya & made a right turn on 2nd road, when a moto zoomed around his right, in the wrong lane and crashed into his right front fender, .

     

    The guy went flying thru the air, tumbled end over end, jumped up and took off running.

     

    My buddy foolishly waited for the cops.

     

    He spent the night at the Soi 9 police station & got out the next day (after his wife paid the cops 50,000 baht).

  9. 21 hours ago, petedk said:

    I don't know whether it is because I am British or just old but I have never heard the phrase "tugging" referring to masturbation.

     

    My first thoughts were "what on earth do they mean? Was he trying to pull down the temple.

     

    Anyway, I agree the fact that maybe he tried to abduct 2 girls is very serious. He should be locked up.

    Yeah, reading the headline & I thought it was some guy with a tow-truck hooked to the corner of the building trying to snatch it down.

     

    I'm not British... I thought it just was British vernacular until I saw your post.

     

    Maybe I'm too old as well (50).

  10. On 2/21/2017 at 11:19 PM, thaibeachlovers said:

    You appear to be lumping ladyboys in with all the other "bad" people. I guess you don't know anything much about ladyboys, including that there are thousands all over Thailand in most occupations.

    Plenty rude Thais in Bangkok and Phuket.

    As for illegal drugs, I could probably find them more easily in my "home" town than in Pattaya.

    Traffic standstill- never been in Bangkok?

    Phuket has a worse taxi mafia than Pattaya and Pattaya baht buses are only 10 baht on the circuit- way better than Chiang Mai.

    Money money money- same as any big place nowadays.

     

    Have you actually lived in Pattaya, or just had the 5 minute tour?

     

    Have to agree, the baht buses in Pattaya are FAR and AWAY better than the taxi idiots in Phuket.

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