Grover

at least better than the steve erwin "jokes".

horse

smell

that was an article worth reading, putting a wider perspective on things.

thx for the info,

chownah, just so you don't give people here the wrong idea, from a Buddhist point of view it is technically impossible for the Buddha to return, because he has gone beyond the cycle of birth and rebirth & can't come back (which is one of the very few ways to define full enlightenment).

dont look as good as the cracking thai girls that wear the yellow shirts.

hows that for a brilliant point of fact that cant be denied.

once terry dons the yellow shirt he is transformed into a love magnet, a farang superhero.

c'mon terry, you aren't doing it for the King, your doing it for the feel-good love, right ?

rough

i got to tell you jack that im loving this debate like a macdonalds burger and hot <deleted> chips.

i asked a question about the yellow shirt and the responses are classic.

its good crack mate.

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if it was a bright pink shirt not yellow one, then would you wear it ?

i guess yellow is better than bright pink, but I would of prefered white or blue.

if it was pink, most males would be relunctant to wear the shirt no matter how much they loved and respects.

I've worn it once or twice during the 60th celebrations and it helped me to get a better view of the ceremony.

im very surprised to hear that your girlfriend thinks this way as the majority of thais do wear the colours, and to suggest its a hollow gesture does not fit in with the the mind set of respect for the royalty.

many of them have to wear it when they go to work, you could think of it like a uniform, so its not really a choice as such.

they think its cute.

he looks so innocent too.

Its not like a joke but it is a kind of jokes

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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.

The brain said: "i should be in charge, because i run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the heart, "because i pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because i process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because i'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.

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- Lisa

Only The Best Funny Jokes:

http://www.OnlyBestJokes.com

that's why most bosses are @rsholes

george won't be too happy when he reads what you have written about him, Bronco.

no worries. deserves its own thread i guess

hmm might consider doing a bit of freelance journalism.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200702/s1844509.htm

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Thailand's Thaksin on holidays in Melbourne

By Karen Percy

Thailand's exiled Prime Minister, Thaksin Shinawatra, is in Australia on a private visit.

Mr Thaksin's private jet arrived in Melbourne last night.

His Bangkok-based lawyer says Mr Thaksin will play golf and have a holiday over the next 10 days.

But the military junta in Thailand has been concerned about Mr Thaksin's regional visits, particularly after he met a senior member of the Singapore Government last month.

The meeting has prompted a diplomatic spat between Thailand and Singapore.

Mr Thaksin's lawyer says the former prime minister has no plans to meet any government officials or ministers while in Australia.

Mr Thaksin was ousted from office in a coup in September of last year.

He was in New York at the time, and has not been allowed to return to Thailand.

Thai authorities are not yet commenting on Mr Thaksin's presence in Australia.

His visit to Australia is expected to attract scrutiny from Thai authorities concerned about a possible return to politics by Mr Thaksin.

A spokesman for the Australian Government says it is not aware of Mr Thaksin's itinerary.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200702/s1844509.htm

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hmmm If i see him I'll be sure to wave, with one finger.

warm

there was still the ongoing fight about the billions, no? i wonder if there was foul play

Funny story. I must confess, I've hopped onto the wrong bus a few times & unknowingly ended up in the middle of nowhere, feeling like a fool.

gun

I judge the people that I meet as individuals.

Good point endure, and I agree with that line of thinking.

And what's with you, Grovie? Having an identity crisis? That's three avatars in as many weeks. You wanna talk about it off line?

Identity crisis? yes. but I think ill stick with this freakish looking one for awhile, at least a couple of months.

I might feel sorry for an Iraqi or Palestinian, but thats about it. At least thats what I tell myself although I probably have all sorts of preconceptions lurking beneath I am unwilling to admit/be aware of.

laughed heartily upon meeting me in the flesh. He said he was expecting a fat, ugly, loud feminist.

huh? so does that mean you're a slim, beautiful, soft spoken anti-feminist?

wow!

scrotum