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Lucky Bones

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  1. Put them all in a sturdy sock. Tie the sock off with a bit of slack. Place sock visibly in front of your nether regions. Take a walk along Pattaya's Beach Road. Prepare to play Whack-a-Mole on the Lady Boys. If you are lucky they may drop a gold chain or two. Take sock (& gold chain). Go home.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  2. Soft power goes in my washing machine. Oh wait, not soft powder....got it now.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  3. Come to holiday. Happy Enjoy. End up in newspaper with Plod drooling. Go TAT.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  4. Pattaya? Phitsanulok? 18 k's? Just going to check my atlas.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  5. I'm more interested in how a motor bike can be "lying overturned". Was it sitting on the handlebars & seat?
  6. Yes. Back in my backpacking day I instantly tired of the "me, me me....I did XX today"....people. A forest in Kobenz, Austria, early January probably wasn't everyones cuppa-tea.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  7. Fair call. I once paid my Pattaya post office box bill and ended up on a coffee date with the post office 2IC. Cute lady, thanks for the mammary...errr...memory.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  8. While backpacking Europe some 35+ years ago and staying in mostly YHA's, I quickly came to believe "one man's meat is another man's poison." By saying "Thailand" in the header, you lost me. A bit like saying "Australia" with it's vastness. Uluru is not Sydney etc etc. But yes, I would recommend Thailand if you have the ability to leave your past behind and laugh at yourself.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  9. Your last sentence reminded me....circa 1989, I met a girl in Rome. She said the best way to cross a 5 lane highway was to walk straight and cars would go around you. Strangely I never saw her again. I only did it once. No doubt Thailand drivers would not be so obliging.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  10. Agreed. I've been riding them for 10+ years. If you are not afraid of your own shadow they are fine. I don't see too many minivans being reported on the local news these days.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  11. Sprinkled "Angries" on your weeties again eh? Have a nice day.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  12. Gays? Fair Suck of the Sav. They can surely eat carpet.....errrr I mean eat cake......errrrr......πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  13. I never hated golf. Played it quite a bit in my earlier years (15-30.) Problem was I played the bestest cover drives on the golf course. Luckily enuff I was a wristy cricketer so putting the ball over the pickets (despite a lean stature), was never a prob.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  14. I trust that payment will be COD upon Kerry delivery? (Hint: Check for engine.)πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  15. "Holistic Development". Isn't that inside every smartphone? Oh wait.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  16. Should have had multiple entries (short times) so he could report to Mummy. Someone luved him BIG?πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  17. Oh. There are Westerners etc who are not SCUM? Racist maybe?πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  18. I am sure there are many in Thailand who do not report. Likely your "friend" is part of the reason most of us have to report. Thanks "Mate."😟😟
  19. Reminds me of a certain General who we all watch.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  20. Fair call. Sounds like you are describing my village. The locals simply go about their daily business. Uneducated? Sure.....but many they can fix things with a length of rusty wire. Sure, they blah blah & use social media but that is where it ends. Voting?......show them the money.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  21. Get Smart.....sometimes I would get home to find I had "missed it by thaaat much." Kenny Everett followed by Dr Who (1978)....Wed night was footy training ( 50k drive to a country league), so I always missed Leela which pi**ed me off big time, losing the middle part of the story.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  22. Seems to work if there us an Olympic Champ involved. TIT.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
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