Ah. Made my morning!
Investigated and sued for deformation.
A most excellent Freudian Slip.
My ex GF investigated me closely for deformation and concluded that Percy simply bent a bit to the left.ππ
I must be unlucky. The most excitement I ever experienced was sitting next to a 6 ' 6" ladyboy from Adelaide to Melbourne.
I reckon some passengers walked to the dunny a dozen times to get an eyeful of the plastic.ππ
Drunk police chief: "Do you know who I am?"
Falang: " No. Why? Should I know who you are?"
Drunk police chief: " Bugger, I'm so drunk I can't remember who I am!"