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Lucky Bones

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  1. I'm off to the pub: 5,000 baht.....check Car/M-C keys ...check Baseball bat......check.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  2. Interesting Lou......but..... Holy Snappin' duck do-do's. I hope my ex doesn't find out about this.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  3. I went looking for lamb. Only found mutton dressed up as lamb.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  4. Best buy a pack of G & T Richard. Sounds like you are having a bad day. Do Cheer Up Old Chap.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  5. Richard..Down Boy..Settle. Try a G & T.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  6. Absolutely correct. The same Immig Officer may well give you different answers on different days.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  7. The box of G & T's will take the sadness away Steven.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  8. I would have wished her well and gone to the pub.....alone.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  9. Grab a 44 gallon drum of filthy water and start Songkran early? You will be popular with our female PM.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  10. Come the next election, it matters not what the result is. A coup will restore the current status quo.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  11. Ah. Made my morning! Investigated and sued for deformation. A most excellent Freudian Slip. My ex GF investigated me closely for deformation and concluded that Percy simply bent a bit to the left.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  12. New Griswold movie?πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  13. White Punks on Dope. Brilliant choice. Brilliant Lady.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  14. Yup. I'm surprised so many posters think he is in the hospie.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  15. Had to google that one. Fair call.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  16. Ever watched the Aussie classic bike movie "Stone?"πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  17. .....and she never failed a year of schooling so we assume she is somewhat bright?πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  18. Kinda gives a whole new meaning to "<deleted>e fight".πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  19. Already reported in mainland China press.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  20. ....or the soi dogs.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  21. I must be unlucky. The most excitement I ever experienced was sitting next to a 6 ' 6" ladyboy from Adelaide to Melbourne. I reckon some passengers walked to the dunny a dozen times to get an eyeful of the plastic.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  22. Well, he obviously did his homework. Quality indeed. Give him a couple of pints & he'll brighten up. Embarrasing.πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  23. Living in a "gated community" sounds like a recipe for fugglies, male and female. Does the security guard salute?πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
  24. Drunk police chief: "Do you know who I am?" Falang: " No. Why? Should I know who you are?" Drunk police chief: " Bugger, I'm so drunk I can't remember who I am!"
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