GammaGlobulin

As I stated... You are INCORRECT!, Sir! I know what I bought in 1990. I bought a ThinkPad. It had a red clitoris for a pointer. My memory of this is SOLID, Sir. 1990 was the date that I left the USA...for the last time. I would bet you any amount of money on this. You, Sir, are relying on what you read on the fing internet. I am relying on sales receipts, Sir! But, as everyone here knows.... Scots like you never give in. Or, maybe you are not from Scotland, either? IBM calls this the pointing stick, maybe... But, I call this the IBM clitoris. I had one before 1992, or...I thought I did. Perhaps, now that I recall it, I bought my first IBM laptop in 1990 without the clitoris. And then upgraded to an IBM laptop, with color monitor, WITH the clitoris. I will need to check my records. Also, I believe that I am mistaken, here. So, I apologize to you, Sir! (I purchased an IBM monochrome display laptop in 1990, just before leaving the USA. However, I do agree that it did not have a clitoris attached to it. So, then, I am wrong. You are right, as usual.)

Flied Lice, did you say?

Voltaire was not a nice man, and was anti-Semitic, as well. But, this never stopped me from loving Candide.

Yes. Of course I understand. I will use the black Hefty trash bags to stuff my stuff, and then let the bags cook in the sun, with an internal temp of over 50 degrees C, to kill the sabies. Of course I understand what you were driving at.

Thank you for the info.... SINCERE THANKS, this time. I will act on your good info. (You see? I knew I could solve this parasitic problem by posting on the Farng Pub.)

You left one out. Can you guess which entity you have forgotten? What a parrot! Monkey see... Monkey do.... No need to think, really.....

It might not matter to them....but.... It matters to me. And this is why I asked the question. Any opinions? Yes? No? Maybe?

I never debate NITWITS....

The machine was invented to protect us from the Chi-Com Bandits. Just ask anyone in Taiwan or Hong Kong, or....wherever. Sure. Vietnam was a slight error. But, sometimes politicians make mistakes. However, you can't just throw out the baby with the bathwater.... Can you?

Incorrect. I had a ThinkPad in 1990. I recall the date clearly. The screen was monochrome. Clinton was elected at that time. So solly....

I was sitting in Philly, almost front row, in 1970, when he was there singing it. You are correct.

Cheap shot, Baby! I am talking about the machine. You are talking about something entirely different.

This is a known known. And, as far as I know.... Rummy suffered from scabies, crabs, and lice, as well. That was a known unknown.

Or... You can call me... Mark Twain. As you will recall, Twain had the greatest respect for rivermen on the great Mississippi, the same ones who told tall tales. In my case, though, I always tell the truth.

No worries. I am trying to raise awareness of the importance of protecting against transmission of scabies. If I should die, during my crusade, then, at least, I will be remembered for this attempt. Thank you.

I will not fly in the friendly skies, anymore... PERIOD.

Yes. I do have nightmares.... The nightmares I have are about.... The Storms of My Grandchildren, and yours.... Read it and weep, my friend.....

WAIT! Wait! NO! I am NOT making this up. I would NOT write about it if I were making this up. I write about this because it agonizes me to see. This is NOT fiction, Baby!

If you say so....

Two years ago, a young friend of mine married an Israeli Arab she met on Tinder, about four years ago. She is Thai. He is an Arab born in Israel. So, I am just wondering. What, might we imagine, from a cultural perspective, might be their chances for future happiness in this divisive world of ours? All men are equal. However, this is not the point. There is such a thing as.... TRADITION And, I sometimes wonder.... What this Thai uni student has to look forward to. Will everything be coming up ROSES? Speaking of The War of the Roses? Tradition is more important than most young people realize, until they realize that TRADITION is more important than they had originally imagined. I mean.... Even Mostel knew this. So why don't young people listen to Zero, anyway? Will these two Tinder lovebirds beat all odds, and be happy, in the Middle East? You think so? A hard row to hoe, maybe.... TRADITION! TRADITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Traditionally, yours..... Gamma

Well, if you are unable to,....then..... I am willing to forgive you.... This once.

Are you completely HELPLESS, then?

What? Are you NUTS? I did not "doctor" ANYTHING!!!!! Get a grip, Sir!!!!! BUT, just to pander to your insanity....HERE is how you can find this definition:

I purchased my first ThinkPad in 1990, in Florida. Monochrome screen. I loved that little red pointer button, which, when playing around with it, sort of felt like a clitoris. Just saying..... I have always loved the ThinkPad, originally from IBM.

Why not go with the THINKPAD from China? You can get it cheaper by getting it direct from China. Also, install Linux, is my advice. The ThinkPad is a very nice machine. I would buy one....IF.....I were not already buying a new desktop.