This is the sound of bleating internet surrender.
"You don't know me". Wow, got me there. Claiming I couldn't pick you out of a police line up. That's some sharp rhetorical game.
What's with the demented POC thing? Idenitarian or what?
I went on a cruise. Never again etc. but it was full of black Trumpers. We had a few laughs.
But did I really KNOW them? No.
Not actually possible. Just a conceit of not that bright people. All possible thought is already known and categorized. "Free thinkers" are just utopian libertarians. Already well, well trod ground.
But if you actually possess a new free thinking thought under the sun, AsianNow never expected some bar girl chaser to be the new Einstein and turn up on their board.
Their Lazada advertising revenue is going to go through the roof.
Translation: "I...I forgot about all the pleading the DOJ has been doing for the last 18 months. A coconut fell on my head, you see. Just like they warned me about in my old Lonely Planet book.
-Looking forward to The Daily Show montage of po-face republicans saying weaponizing in a faux-concerned way.
Like Trump didn't beg Barr to help him with absurdist -bordering on Dada-ist election claims.
Wow, look at that ancient shiny object over there (Bengazi!!!!!! -it's never not appropriate).
No, do not look -ever- at the trouble my fattie friend is in, look elsewhere. I'm begging you.
Don't make me yell Bengazi again.
He's literally clinging to my leg. Begging and pleading with me for 2 twenties and a five. Just about every day.
Next email: Please send money. The water buffalo has died.
What? Posting this mess again?
Admit it: you just like typing fumbling with his Johnson. A lot. Over and over again.
To paraphrase Trump, I offer the following advice:
Go to court.
Will be wild.
It took coming to a website where old drunks regularly claim the true love of prostitutes who they can't really understand when they speak to find this level of wishful thinking and delusion about Trump.
He love you long time.
Even Breitbart isn't this funny.