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LaosLover

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  1. This is the sound of bleating internet surrender. "You don't know me". Wow, got me there. Claiming I couldn't pick you out of a police line up. That's some sharp rhetorical game. What's with the demented POC thing? Idenitarian or what? I went on a cruise. Never again etc. but it was full of black Trumpers. We had a few laughs. But did I really KNOW them? No.
  2. More free thinking, please, more. Because so far all of this free thinking I already heard from Tucker.
  3. People who think they're Napoleon say that too.
  4. Not actually possible. Just a conceit of not that bright people. All possible thought is already known and categorized. "Free thinkers" are just utopian libertarians. Already well, well trod ground. But if you actually possess a new free thinking thought under the sun, AsianNow never expected some bar girl chaser to be the new Einstein and turn up on their board. Their Lazada advertising revenue is going to go through the roof.
  5. I keep mixing it up: Is Biden sleepy or woke? How does that work at the same time?
  6. I'm sure Garland has watched The Wire: "If you come for the king, best not miss".
  7. This internet thing -what's up with people answering how they feel like? I thought it was more like a puppet show.
  8. Translation: "I...I forgot about all the pleading the DOJ has been doing for the last 18 months. A coconut fell on my head, you see. Just like they warned me about in my old Lonely Planet book.
  9. -Looking forward to The Daily Show montage of po-face republicans saying weaponizing in a faux-concerned way. Like Trump didn't beg Barr to help him with absurdist -bordering on Dada-ist election claims.
  10. Wow, look at that ancient shiny object over there (Bengazi!!!!!! -it's never not appropriate). No, do not look -ever- at the trouble my fattie friend is in, look elsewhere. I'm begging you. Don't make me yell Bengazi again.
  11. Man, nothing convinces me of something more than putting a dramatic BREAKING: in front of it. Consider me sold.
  12. Uh, he's just asking questions? Random, fact-avoiding, change the subject-questions?
  13. He's literally clinging to my leg. Begging and pleading with me for 2 twenties and a five. Just about every day. Next email: Please send money. The water buffalo has died.
  14. Since he -or sometimes Eric- asks me for $45 at least every other day, he begs to differ with you.
  15. He's here for the liberal tears. Ok, ok, we'll wait.
  16. Who else had "hung as a spy" on their Trump bingo card? Oh, the bitter irony of meeting the same fate as the Rosenbergs.
  17. I....I......don' unnnerstannn what go to court means. Wha? Is something happening tomorrow? I love will be wild, tho.
  18. -"Unfortunately, I have been struck mute and can't say -at all- what that something is. Additionally, I don't know."
  19. What? Posting this mess again? Admit it: you just like typing fumbling with his Johnson. A lot. Over and over again. To paraphrase Trump, I offer the following advice: Go to court. Will be wild.
  20. It took coming to a website where old drunks regularly claim the true love of prostitutes who they can't really understand when they speak to find this level of wishful thinking and delusion about Trump. He love you long time. Even Breitbart isn't this funny.
  21. "By all accounts" is up there with "right or wrong, Trump believed he won". No, not, right or wrong. WRONG. To the bone. -By all accounts.
  22. We're deep, deep into George Costanza territory here. George: "It's not a lie if you believe it". Isn't this a defense often bandied about for Trump?
  23. Assuming such an unnamed "official" actually exists in the real world, I believe the term for him by Monday will be: Ex-official.
  24. Yeah, and Obama had the Great Recession. You: "I'm mellllting".
  25. -Showing that chart to Nauseous is the equivalent of throwing water on a witch.
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