LaosLover

Is avocado toast even a thing outside of a stone's throw from Tapie Gate or Khao San Road? Is avocado toast the new insult for dullards like calling someone a soy boy? Who here has eaten it and has strong opinion about it? I mean, as something to eat, not as proof of sissy-dom?

Lake Chalupa is also favored because you can get to the very nice beach town of Puerto Vallarta on the bus in 4 hours. Lake Chalupa/Ajijic appears to be the cheapest on the map expat ghetto, which means prices are rising fast there. We're going to check it out and will report back, but one downer there is the very roughly cobblestoned streets; an ankle injury waiting to happen. San Miguel has this problem too, but not nearly as bad. Our current destination (maybe not our final one) has very reasonable pavement and as I get older, sadly that is going to be an issue. PV is also the gay Mecca of Mex and has all the good bars and restaurants that usually come with that. We're mountain people and just not interested in paying the beach premium when we won't really use it. But it's a great town with solid sidewalks and a very evolved expat social scene.As long as I am digressing, the little beach towns just outside PV look very nice too if you could be happy with 6 restaurants and 4 bars. Mazatlan has a lot of army and ex-cop retirees. Thank you for your service etc., but I really don't want to hear any more Trumpy bs. as long as I live. Coming from one of the more Trumpy parts of America, not hearing about him and White person-Jesus on a daily basis has been great. Catholic, not bothering us Jesus is now our preferred Jesus flavor. 'Can't really understand why a rightie would move to Mexico. These people are leftward at French levels. They avoid political discussions, but if prompted, basically fall down laughing at the Build The Wall thing. I used to live in The Bronx. No way is Mexico as dangerous as that. Talking to multiple expats, I've heard of one incident where they took a guy to an ATM and made him take out $500. That's a strictly Mex City thing. In a town where they might have a sushi bar, that sushi bar is paying protection to not have his customers bothered. What exactly would be a gang's motivation to kill the the tourism they skim protection money off of? And if that happens, it would be in Cancun, not the tiny fly specks like San Miguel (a whopping 20K expats, and that's the biggest community). A lot of the fear is racism-based. When I think of crime-ridden areas of America, they're not typically Latin American areas. I've lived in three Latin parts of the New York City area and never had a problem. These are church-going, super family-oriented people. Never even had a problem here in a cab getting the meter turned on, Whereas in Bangkok, it's a problem at least one in four times.

Same for me. Booking into the much-filmed Hotel Miami on Soi 13 at midnight after a miserable flight and getting a plate of pad thai from the famous vendor on Soi 11 (with a cut through the Ambassador Hotel lobby) amid the buzz of a joyous and jumbled crowd is a pleasure I long for but might never have again. Excuse me while I go and cry about Cheap Charlies. In the bathroom they warned, "No rhymes with hitting, just rhymes with hissing". Bora Bora as a single male would find you alone at a pricey hotel bar at 7 PM while everyone else is boinking back in their suites.

Jingting, you may not know your way around the symbology of an Issan temple mural, but your writing about Thai social interactions (face and all that stuff) has been great to read. I flew into Queretaro and spent three days there. Central Mexico seems a bit mono, as in Queretaro is a smaller Mexico City and a bigger Guanajuarato. You have your nicely gardened town square, off of which lovely painted colonial building abound with some good restaurants and stores, and then it's all very residential. Even in Mexico City, staying Zona Roma and Polanco, which are upscale as it gets (but you can still get a decent hotel room for $35, just like on Sukhamivit), this pattern maintains. Couldn't believe how green and park-laden these areas are, like a slightly dirty Paris. I'd want to have $2K a month here, but you could edge by on $1.5K, particularly in Ajijic. I'd want the same amount in Thailand. As a couple, we do well on $2.5K a month, and spend another $500 on gym, maid, and Spanish lessons. My wife is a chicken-only vegetarian and in Mexico, a lot of salty cheese is as veg. as it gets. Every town has what they call a wok restaurant, where you pick 6 vegetables and they toss them with rice or noodles for about $2.50. Oddly, guacamole is hard to come by. If you're buying veg for yourself, it's crazy cheap. A dollar for a kilo of limes. $5 buys us a plastic shopping bag of produce. My Tinder addict friend in Mexico City can go out with a modern-minded Mexican woman every other day if he wants. But that's in Mexico City. That's where you'll find the bohemian, educated, free-thinking women that Thailand lacks, even in Bangkok. Like in Thailand, you have to dress nicely and be a little bit elaborately polite to get a good girl. In bed, the verdict I'm hearing is liberal at New York City levels. For girlfriend experience sex lifestyling, Brazil is considered the gold standard, Columbia is next, Panama third (gotta like 'em dark), and Mexico is a reasonable 4th and the most Yank-compatible. Simon, my couple of months in Luang Prubang finishing my book were some of the best days of my life, eating at the Hotel Apsara or at Louie's on the Mekong for dinner. The social scene is def run by some snooty Frenchies, but once you crack that nut -harder for an American- they are very welcoming. Luang Prubang wouldn't have ever been preserved (even imperfectly) as the magical Unesco site it is without them. To me, it is the most ga-ga, gorgeous, plush at every price level place in SEA. And the access to Lao culture and arts via the super friendly people is unparalleled. It's like if New Orleans was tripled in charm and funkiness and then dropped in tropical Provance. But with the new Chinese train up and running, I gotta believe the thrill is soon gone.

What's your experience with Grant Evans? Wicked sense of humor and he made the dense intra Lao commie infighting comprehensible. He signed my copy of Lao Socialism, so yeah, I am a fan boy (or do I mean boi?). Did you know Robert Cooper who wrote Lao Culture Shock? Another astonishing personality. I gotta say, I never met a Lao-ologist I didn't like. It's just such a compellingly obscure place to obsess about. I'm not really fit to call myself a Lao-ologist, but I would if I could.

I do what I was doing in Thailand or back in my Deep South American home: Go to the gym, raise a few plants, pursue my various esoteric interests, tap my wife like every three days. But to actually answer the question, there are all the educational and sports options here that anyone could want at very discounted prices. I am a mountain, not a beach person, but beach wise, if you're getting off the tourist trail, you're not too far off of Krabi prices.

Tax-wise, you can apply for a temporary resident visa and be tax exempt on non-Mex based income. That visa is renewable for 4 years. After that, its proper socialist tax rates. Partic if you buy a house. Depending on your income, that may or may not be a factor. There is a tax treaty with the USA, so Americans can deduct their Fed taxes from their Mex tax bill. Obv, you pay no USA state taxes while living in Mex. Local tax rates in Mex are between 2 and 3%. US retiree's will want to opt out of Medicare part b and their supplemental health insurance since it's not applicable overseas. Still researching long term health insurance. Currently on a travel insurance plan that costs about $8 a day at age 69.

Simon43 -Have followed your posts like yes, a fanboy (I mean boi?). People who do stuff like study The Plain Of Jars or work in the National Museum can get cultural visas. Due to some good deed doing for the culture of Laos, I am entitled to one too. I am surprised that you have not encountered this, since a fair few people in Luang Prubang have cultural visas. I'll talk about my Laos studies another day. There's even an academic term called Lao-ology. Grant Evans (now dead) was the most famous Lao-ologist, and someone who helped me. It's a much studied place due to the confluence of Buddhism and Communism. My project touched on that.

Strongly considered Ajijic as an option and will def go there soon for a look and will update. It has a lakeside feeling like Phayeo near Chiang Rai -another Thai place I would love to live in (or maybe Phrae by a hair due to all the old teak buildings still standing). Guadalajara nearby is the #1 medical center after Mexico City. Strong, strong crystal worshiping vibe in Ajijic, tho. I'd rather move to Pai. Great news for women chasers: In Ajijic and San Miguel, single expat women outnumber single men 8 to 1. The bad news: They're all over 60 and what you ran screaming away from.

Copper Canyon is a mega tourist attraction now -says Lonely Planet. There's def a road there now. I've been talking to plenty of people who say the northern part of Mexico is safe now compared to the past. The LP Mexico book has been pretty helpful since it seems to get updated more frequently than others. As usual, really helpful maps. Their Mexican Spanish phrase book is worth the add on cost, because it's a fair bit more idiomatic than Euro-Spanish.

If we could, we'd be living in Ubon or Luang Prubang (I can get a cultural visa there). It's just a truly happy accident that we landed in this great place, and now we will probably be staying. I was gagging to go to Thailand this winter and AsiaNow really helped me make this better decision. Medical Tourism prices seem on par with Bangkok Hospital/Bumrungrad prices. Expats can join the government medical plan which is said to be reasonably good for low dollars.

As a forever fan, it was def great to get the full Farang Pub Tourettes experience, but I'm really here to add to the general mass of info about alternative retirement destinations, not shoot the breeze with angry drunks. Like I said, this forum has taught me a ton, and I'm happy to return the favor if I can.

That was a classic Farang Pub welcome -being called an idiot and then followed with an idle and impotent threat to cancel my post. That was great.

Driving here is super-considerate. Much better than the USA. Mex City is lightyears ahead of Bangkok.

The best was when I was fired from a bank for general incompetence. They took me in a room and told me they had tried and tried with me. I asked if I was being fired, they said, not necessarily. I asked if I was coming back tomorrow. They said no. They said they had a severance check for me. I asked if they had it with them. They said no. I told them to mail it. When I got home, the headhunter who placed me there called me. I thought to yell at me, but he offered me a job. He asked me when I wanted to start. I told him I was still wearing my suit and would be right over. I sat down at a desk and called the guy who had just fired me and asked if I could replace myself in the job -like, who better? I sent over another another doomed prospect who at least stayed long enough to get me paid. A year later, I placed the guy who fired me. He was all apologetic when I took him to lunch, but I just said that daily FX reconciliation was a real rhymes with witch and left it at that.

Even being from more culturally curious New York, Thailand has never rated high as a bucket list destination from people I talk to. Bali is mentioned over Thailand 20 to 1. Bali is seen as a luxury resort place, not a place to dip in culturally and enjoy a gamelan show. Bora Bora gets a lot of play on The Batchelor and would be the overwhelmingly preferred honeymoon option over Bali. Cancun is well packaged with cheap airfare and hotel deals. It is the cheapest tropical beach available aside of The Dominican Republic, which is a much less attractive place to visit. Puerto Rico is medium priced for the Caribbean, and has a lot of English spoken and a lot variety of landscape and lodgings. Because I grew up on the Puerto Rican kind of Salsa music, I'd easily pick it as my preferred Caribbean island. Tremendous opportunities to see top of the line Latin Jazz players in a bar for free. I still hang out with a lot of people who consider themselves Lonely Planet-istic and Belize is always top of the list for the ol' hippie beach vibe. The Corn Islands in Nicaragua used to be much endorsed, but extreme poverty means your room will be robbed down to the toothpaste while you're out eating a fish taco.

Been lurking here for years, since SEA is my passion and the banter here is so funny and truth-laden, I'd like to give something back. I have recently begun exploring North Central Mexico and have seen a lot of interest here in it as an alternative retirement destination. I'm in Guanajuato, a small mountain town that feels like a vertical Florence. Lots of classic old buildings, twisty streets, and steep climbs. Amazing street performers, def a bit of an arty vibe, more of a tourist destination for Mexican people than Americans/Canadians. Fairly small expat population, you will def want to learn Spanish here since English speakers are about one in 50. I have done 30 day stays in Chiang Mai and Pattaya and this place seems to be priced very similarly. It's a college town, so lots of cheap rents, as low as $200, but $350-400 is probably what you want to spend. 4 very nice meat taco's from a stand cost about $1.50. I view the street food here as more samey than Thailand, but much higher quality, partic. hygiene-wise. The local bus will take you anywhere for about about 15 cents. I've read a lot about safety concerns here, but this seems very overblown. The streets are always a little busy and these are the most courteous and helpful poor country people I have ever encountered. Cabs run about $1.50-$2.00 if you want a 100% a safe ride home from the bars, which are cheap -$2 beers or mezcal shots, lots of 2 for 1 specials. I know that nightlife and women-access are an interest here, and while I'm happily married, the prospects look slim. The woman are as beautiful as Thai women (if you like 'em curvy), but the Catholic religion-orientation and family obligations will def prove to be a boner-killer. I have an old horndog friend in Mexico City who says the place is Tinder Heaven. Also tried San Miguel Allende, which is much smaller and more expat-friendly. You could get by with no Spanish and even get passable Thai food there. But it costs about 40% more all around and feels like being trapped in Mexico Disneyland after a while. If you're a homebody who likes to garden like a lot of the Issan residents here seem to be, lots of smaller variant towns with a nice town square and the same mix of brightly painted buildings like what I've described are available for maybe 20% off Guanajuato prices. Anything else I can suss out for you? And so many great voices here but I have to single out and thank 4 must clicks (would be 5, but that Luang Prubang guy left for Turkey): Britmantoo is the guy I wished they had down at the pub when I lived in England, but it was Suffolk, so they were all too inbred. AnotherFarang is the guy I wish I was sitting a barstool over from me anywhere in the world. Jingthing has taught me enough about Thai Culture to fill a book. Thaibeachlover is the most fearless and generous poster on the board. I thank him for sharing his life story.