NanLaew

A 277 word response?

Oh dear, worrying about who doesn't like you on an anonymous internet forum. If you are getting more down votes than up, maybe try changing your tune?

Whoop!...there it is....again (and again, and again and...)

And as an immigrant to Thailand, apart from gurning about little England, as a white man, what's been your contribution to society here?

For God's sakes, passports and nationality aren't dictated by ethnicity and genetics. Reform UK isn't in government yet.

The reason I get mullered on vodka is because they can't smell it on my breath at work.

EV or pushbike?

And English blokes can get laid standing up against the wall with dockside hookers back home. Yet they travel almost three times the distance an Indian does to bang a coconut bar slapper in Pattaya. Equally incomprehensible.

Incorrect. Union Carbide killed more Indians than John Wayne, way more than Boeing.

Because? Lower class? Lower race? What is it? That's TWICE that you have mentioned race in response to two different member's posts that didn't mention it.

I said western civilisation. I have no idea where you get "our" from, unless you feel threatened? Otherwise, I have no idea why you're 'kind of' clutching your pearls?

Don't test...don't tell.

On a far more serious note, what on earth has Kristi Noem done to her face? https://www.women.com/1882202/kristi-noem-face-transformation-sight-see/

What has their race and national population got to do with anything here?

Yes, and have you worked out why yet? Clue: Brits aren't from India.

True. One's wife can do it while you sit at home playing sudoku or at the mall, watching the pretties. However, just as some members seem to be joined at the hip with their Thai partners, other members like to do as much DIY as they can get, including dealing with government offices, banks, etc..

They're from India. There's absolutely no need for you or the OP to overthink this as some collapse of western civilisation as we know it.

A variation on, "Do you know who I am?" Confirmation of what's widely known already, that cops assigned to 'inactive posts' are as useful as the active ones.

It does? Maybe you should stick with happy ending massages.

There's no need (or way) to update the passport information for the foreigner. Take your passport and the wife's ID card (or a copy), as the latter will not have changed, and they can find the marriage record easily. If your local amphur doesn't accept the above, take the wife AND her ID card. Sorted.

This ATM was outside a restaurant and not at a bank. These machines are serviced and restocked by a contractor, which includes removing the cassette where 'captured' cards end up. Getting the card back from any bank's remote ATM will be very challenging, if not impossible. A lot of machines colocated at branches are similarly serviced by a contractor, and branch staff no longer have access to the machine. In my experience when a Kasikorn ATM opposite the Naklua fish market 'ate' my card that got stuck in the ejector after the transaction was completed, it was quicker just to notify my bank, report the card as lost and order a replacement.

How can you tell that he has the same sexual peccadillos as yourself?

Too bloody many!

Across the street from 7/11

Yes, he clearly knows how to handle a bike on a main road where, by some miracle, his cleverdickedness isn't being reckless and dangerous. Clown.