To be fair, it’s you acting like a keyboard warrior. You are replying to someone who was clearly trying to inject some humour into the situation. It’s you who is turning it into something real in your head.
As to your reply about bouncer violence, I ran a group of nightclubs. I know how bouncers should behave. All our guys were trained in the martial arts and used only restraining techniques to remove offenders from the premises.
Ne’er a strike.
So perhaps you shouldn’t be discussing matters of which you know nothing.