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BananaStrong

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  1. There is a chance some banks are open!!! I used the ol internets and googling stuff and it said a bank holiday, but i'm sure you did that before .... so, yea, maybe just go to the bank on Monday and find out face to face!!!!! the internets are sometimes wrong. and don't take advice from anyone who isn't a bank officer at YOUR bank!!!!
  2. No. Step 1: Hearing Test Step 2: Hearing aids Step 3: Ask yourself if this makes sense???!?!?!?!??!!? Step 4: Remember, the farang is bad, dirty, bad, dirty, bad, dirty.....repeat!!!!
  3. Year 98729347190423743248327 and NOTHING has been done. Enjoy the death air, smoke to kill your brain, lungs, heart, life!!!! and remember, you PAY for this experience!!!!!! with your money and your time. Note: I'm now in Hawaii!!!!!!!!
  4. You mean like RELIGION. Or "bad" laws? Or schools? Or a boss? I have to wear a uniform while driving on the left hand side of the street and wai at my boss while listening to some weird prayer message blasting in my ear!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. Why get sooooo drunk or <deleted> as the Brits say? Why not just meditate and enjoy some green tea? savages
  6. I evaluate 10,000 things, with only ONE being important: women!!!! everything else, who cares!!!! This is not my problem!!!! lol Show me the women and you will go Number 1 on my list!!! I've been in Thailand for 32 years and haven't seen one temple!!!!! Too focused on the women!!! lol
  7. before only a "half probe"?????? Of course she is going to say he talked about suicide. Throws someone off building: Oh, he talked about jumping every day!!!!! case closed!!!!
  8. What is the house worth? How much cash and items will she now own 100%? Sold already, probably. Are they throwing a party now? Did she go to his bank 100 times in the last hour? simple clues... and ask yourself, If I wanted to kill myself, would I really take a knife to my own throat? I guess I would try the 1,000 pills first......or the carbon monoxide maybe, probably not. why make it so painful? Maybe try to walk around the world with no money, passport, nothing....at least have an "adventure" ..... knife to throat? no way!!!!
  9. Let's say on a scale of 0 to 100, with 0 being illegal and a light sentence, and 100 being the Escobar times 1 million!!!!!! Where is this guy? I've done illegal stuff, I'll admit it. Cross walking!!!!! In Thailand, you MUST wear underwear. fact. I'll take the fifth. I've never shipped 100 kilos of isotope uranium plutonium whateverium ..... that would be bad.
  10. Welcome. If you see a bitter expat counting their coins for a beer, take their picture and tell them Thailand loves you way more!
  11. AGREE!!!! Just watch a few YouTube videos and DIY. I did my own heart transplant this way, plus two eye surgeries and a bone marrow transplant!!!!! If sick, go to a place where there will be NO sick people!!!! d'uh
  12. Odds are 0.00009% death by cutting your own throat. Yes, it's possible, but I would investigate for another explanation!!!!
  13. so all you TOUGH internet trolls hating on Americans..... go tell them to their face!!!!! lol USA all day!!!!! Greatest country in the world!!!!! Let the haters try to take down the superpower!!! impossible!!!!
  14. falling from a balcony is strange. Definitely more to this story, drinking, whatever.... When I was a teacher at a GOVERNMENT school, they only gave me like 5000 baht for insurance. lol. example: typical Thailand accident, bills are 1 million. school gives me 5000 and says Good luck!! Did I take out extra insurance? of course not. Have you seen teacher salaries? lol gofundme was always my dream........hurt, not bad, need 100,000...gofundme gives me 10 billion!! yes!!!!
  15. I don't really believe in fate, but I believe in luck. EVERYONE here knows this could be us, any day, anytime, anywhere.....life-changing or life-ending. yet we stay.
  16. Maybe we want to know if we are chatting with someone breaking the laws of Thailand!!!! That would matter to me. This is a very serious immigration issue, and you could be arrested. If I knew I was talking to someone who could be arrested and posted all over the internet as a criminal, yes, I would want to know!!!!!!
  17. This is Thailand. Always a chance. For 99%, there is ZERO Chance, you will be banned and blacklisted, etc...... but there is that 1% in this world. Example: Someone super famous who simply just forgot, whatever..... CEO of a massive company and their company lapsed on the visa thing....maybe a billionaire who just forgot......presidents....etc....who knows.....YES< there are the exceptions. those exceptions would never post here. lol
  18. They have onlyfans only 40,000 baht to see a recording
  19. Amazing how little you know about how much I know………
  20. Homeless getting a 3some and the fine is less than what my wife used to charge me…. amazed this isn’t Pattaya, but I’ve been to Phitsanulok. Hot, decent food, super hot, and definitely worth 30 minutes on a scale of 0 minutes to a lifetime. 5555
  21. Korat is NE, OK. Nong Khai is...........................?? NE, OK. Thailand needs a better system. Seattle is NW. California is W. Not too hard. Maine is NE, Vermont is NE, NYC is E. Thailand...... Ubon is NE, Udon is NE ;laskdfjsdakl;fjdsklf;djsfk;dsjfdskl;fjdskf;ldjfd;lfjdf (headache)
  22. It's OK UNLESS you can buy the top-6 in Thailand as well... Thai tea, I'm guessing, is all sugar. I currently own a website that ranks Thai tea as well. If you want yours on the list, send me money or give me some perks. Best perks, higher ranking!!!! Hey, do you remember the rankings from last year? NO. From 11 years ago? NO. Exactly good job sheep, now go out there and buy!!!
  23. Now this is an adventure!!!!! Free from everything, no "minor" stress issues (only major), and this is how Jesus would have done it. Needs different shoes, a shave, and a bicycle with some panniers, but besides that.................sure beats my room with 10 couches, 7 50-inch TVs and more stuff that ties me down to and keeps me trapped in my own jail!!!! live man, live!!!! Probably in Pai right now with the other 100,000 tourists that look exactly the same
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