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Thais are POOR!!!! Why steal their money???? A nice Thai person could help his family fixing computers, but oh NO!!!!! you are stealing his life. I have secret cameras and record farangs and then report them!!! This allows Thais to have a better life with more money, as these rich farangs break the laws of Thailand. Who knows what other laws they disrespect!!!!!!

1. Golf in the death heat of Thailand? 2. Badminton. I'm a male!!!! 3. cue sport? I don't like to be around gamblers and drinkers and smokers. How about Ninja fighting? Muay Thai to the death? Rock climbing? Wrestling crocodiles!!!!

expats or sexpats (real name) come here so nobody sees what they are doing!!!! sickoes. having friends might mean people know!!! never met a farang with more than 1 friend. never. I have zero farang friends, love Pattaya, and me and my Thai friends drink all night and don't say a word!!!! livin the life. you want a social life, that stuff is for back home!!! here is for the super loners. they say friends are the most important things in life...............but friends don't let friends be sexpats. so no to friends. lol

Bangkok, Chiang Mai, Udon, Phuket, Pattaya, and every other single city in Thailand. Only the richest areas!!!!! yes, super "dodgy". Gotta use my farang spray if they get too close!!!

I have no idea what this blokie is rambling about...... If his wife is from the UK, that's problem ONE. divorce, immediately. Kids in Thailand in this pollution? Should be arrested as a parent to make their kids suffer this air. Not depressed, just trying to say something but I have no idea what it is. If you are trying to use up all the internet on blah, blah, blah, then I get it.

I know every farang I see is likely a sexpat, running from the law, broke and about to ask me for money, or has or will have AIDS and has a CV similar to a blank page with their mom's number on it. Farangs..............stay away, I don't speakie da inglieeeeeesheeeeee ABC

Compared to what country???????????????????? Give me the list of the five best countries on Earth. America owns every English speaking country, but controls almost every other country on Earth. So you will either say Communist China (live there?) or some ridiculous country like Sweden. lost its way??????????????????? every expat in Thailand has "lost the plot" so bad they shower in Singha beer.

There is something CRAZIER, called Church. Especially when they sing!!!! Then you have the vegans, have you seen how they act??? Then you have the blind worshippers of Flat Earth........ and of course the people who rush to Justin Bieber and see him in concert. Now are in super crazy territory...

Can you speak Thailand? I am from Thai? Are you from Thai? Where you come from? Where are you come from? All correct!!!!!! As a former teacher, I made sure my students only asked farangs these questions to drive them crazy!!!!!

Only underground bunker. The only way. I pay 10 million for all the safety procedures. 1,200,000 people hospitalized over pollution? Spare no expense tomorrow, Norway

The Illuminati has entered the banking system, again. Why are you guys taking about this? It's OLD news, already priced in!!!!! Do you know what's coming next?????????????? Of course not, always in the past. Well, I do........................and I'm about to make big, big bank!!!! Riggged game, we all know, so might as well make bank as the real banks crumble. Why did I buy 1% of Pfizer in 2015???? Illuminati was getting COVID ready!!!!

Most dangerous roads. brake failure means no accountability never use public transportation walk is safer thanks for experiencing LOS come again in a tank

Is there a driving test? When you are in the road, what do you see? now I’m thinking maybe Thais are better drivers craziest question in the last 10,000 years

I'm a farmer. Working from home would be great!!!! I'll bring my livestock into the kitchen and send some texts to my rice fields!!!!! My other job is at 711. Home for the win. My wife is a massage worker in Pattaya, and she's always online doing something with her door locked!!!! I'm not a VIP member. I'd like to be a mechanic and astronaut and work on my laptop!!!! This is Thailand....................nobody works from home, it's street food time!!!!

Bro, THIS is life. I don't have any kids, but that's only because more than one woman decided to visit a clinic. anyhow... they say marry your best friend. WRONG. I lived with my sexless best friend for years, boring!!!!! safe, but boring!!! they say marry the biggest slut, OK nobody says that, but that will make you go mad.. I think marriage is for kids, only kids. so just put 100% into your child for as long as you can. make that work. everything. be their best friend. let the wife be a part of your life and........................................well........................take a few trips to Pattaya. Yea, I really do mean this and it sounds horrible, but a little spice elsewhere where you can't be caught could help everyone involved. don't let your phone track you, use protection, get the stress out (maybe just a happy massage ending) and don't blame me if it makes things worse. lol

As a former teacher, I've seen a billion kids do some weird dancing either in class or outside. Most are trying to copy something on Tik Tok or Youtube, and none of it is conservative. Sure, their parents will make them go to temple dressed properly; however, the youths of Thailand (20's and younger) aren't very conservative. Pretty normal, actually. On the other hand, I bet Thailand has more 30 to 40 year old virgins than most Western countries. Extreme here. totally conservative...............................or...................................................Pattaya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's early, I'm on my first cup of coffee, and I had to read this 10 times. maybe someone out there will understand.

More money let’s you have nice things and the ability to do anything until we end up in the same place. pick your best life……. I bought a private jet to avoid busy planes….what a connivence and it allows me to live a better life. Private chefs, private swimming pool… do you not get it? Lol

Wow, rain!!!! Weather is what connects us all. It’s overcast now,maybe I’ll create a thread!!

YES!!! Cheaper for tourists. You can work ANYWHERE in America and make like 800 baht an HOUR or maybe 10,000 a day or perhaps 200,000 per month...... then come to LOS and it's very, very cheap. It's expensive to the old farangs who are on a fixed pension and cannot evolve with the outside world!!!! inflation to a farang is like AIDS to a sexworker. Yea, maybe you can survive, but it's not fun!!! that's why you should have bought Bitcoin and invested!!!!

Life is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY to short to use a crappy phone, just like crappy anything. This is why I worked and got paid. My phone is more than 20,000 but not at the iPhoneMax level; however, I buy a new one every year and it's NOT crappy. Same with computer, shoes, sunglasses, bed sheets, bags, transportation, etc..... crappy is <deleted> and reflects on you!!!!!! lol

Let's go through some LOS facts: 1. No matter what I post, nobody will change and life goes on. 2. Congratulatory posts are boring 3. Over-the-top craziness cures both boredom and gets a reaction from strangers 4. In person, I would probably tell this guy to prepare a will and I really don't care how he lives his life. 5. But this is the internet, and I'm a banana So, yea, I want this guy ARRESTED!!!! Shamed in-front of the Thai people who he almost killed. Did he ride through 10 Anuban schools, almost hitting 187 kids???? Probably!!!! Blood alcohol over 0.4?? Likely. Will he fail to respond to my petition to send him to the Gulag because he's impaled on the back of a truck? 99% correct. These dangerous law-breakers need to be stopped!!! Polluting the air, scaring Thais, and giving all of us (except me) a bad name for pure "fun" because life must be so boring they are only alive when others are at risk!!!!!! I just put a tracker on his bike and will be sending every movement to the FBI and MI-6 or James Bond or whatever... make no mistake, I want him jailed for 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Nothing is better than winding up the old grumpy expats who probably just finished their 9th beer and have nothing better than do than react to my post. Let's see if the same clowns fall for this one: There are TWO separate laws on the books in both England and America, and there is a chance this law-breaking, endangering, (AL Code Sec. 32-5A-190 as an example), could possibly land this person in very serious trouble abroad. Both consulates and embassies have been notified, CCTV's are being watched, and the police officers in question should be consulted by the necessary diplomats. There is a kind of reckless behavior that will warrant much, much more investigation. So, when a falang crashes into your family going 200 kph, maybe smile and say, "No problem, on the message boards I supported such behavior!!!!!!" shame on you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha. lighten up Francis.

SHAME on you for going 132 and endangering the lives of people living in Thailand. What horrible behavior and really makes expats look horrible. You seem so proud of riding dangerously and "getting away" with your behavior when compared with back home. Horrible in a million ways, and you will never learn.

They did improve how to create companies, build wealth, enjoy beaches, travel, create everything, get rich, and be the undisputed NUMBER ONE power country in the world. That island is OK, I guess, for those long-haired guys in boats ...... American English is only used in every movie every produced, and every language is actually a derivative of American English, especially Chinese!!!! Fact: American English was spoken in America 7 million years ago when God came down and said, "This place will be Number 1".