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FACTS that CANNOT be debated here!!!!!!! 1. A piece of string is 5.69 cm long 2. A rock weighs 1 stone 3. All houses in Thailand are the same 4. Pollution is good for you 5. Expats go crazy 6. Drinking is good for you if everyone hates you 7. There is no such thing as family 8. Lotteries are the matrix 9. Everything is a lie 10. 9 is a lie

Sounds like a TVFM meet-and-greet

Desperate times. Money low, hungry high, world in chaos. As other posters say , Watch this space! Lol

Eyes wide shut. Enjoy your smoothies and ride the elephants. Remember to take selfies and post everywhere! Farangs are totally blind to anything negative near or in LOS

WRONG!!!! You must enable roaming, call roaming is only necessary in some instances, but SMS will work better if you enable roaming. Studies have shown it's 35.5% better on roaming, so why not use it all the time!!! They use the same system, also proven!!!! Use Google, this is all factual information. If you are still reading and wondering about this post, well, I'm wondering about your post and unicorns exist as well..

I was this farang. I saw other bad, dirty farangs!!! I told my wife, "NEVER talk to them, I like this attention and they are super losers!!!" You think you will meet a farang at a market and knock his ego down a notch? no way!!! Best place is a bar. I am in one now, there are 20 single farangs now all complaining about the heat. It's great!!! OMG, one just asked for a discount on ice. He wants to pay 3 baht instead of 5. Oh, no, here comes security!!! gotta go!!!

Loudest Sunday I can remember in years...... Let's go!!!! I hope it's the loudest Songkran ever, and I'm sure the expats who came here "open to the Thailand experience" go crazy and cry online for weeks and weeks and weeks and months and years and decades and decades......

Tell them to go to CHAT GPT and ....... well.....that's it. Pay the school money to sit in class while they play on Chat gpt. It's that simple. Chat GPT can code better than any human. done. Chat Gpt has better English than NES and non-native English "teachers". I'll say it again in case you missed it: Chat C H A T. G G like Gorilla. P. P like Pattaya. and T. T like tree. Use google to find it.

Don't forget the WALL!!!!! And, like us sexpats, he loved his women!!!!! You're fired!!!! What a great show, should win an Oscar!!!! lol Stock market great, housing great, yea, some riots in MN and I think that was under Trump, and then there was the January 6th thing, but, well, one person died. One day people will realize it really doesn't matter who's the pres. Biden is 10,938 years old and it's not like all of America is crippled. Trump got the nutjobs from the crazy places involved in politics, TN, KY and some other gun loving places. I think it was, and is, hilarious. For as "bad" as everyone says Trump was, why did your country go backwards when compared to America?????? hahahahhahahahahhahahah

Absolutely NOT!!!!!!!!!!! In fact, America will prosecute these criminals and the FBI will get involved (FACT). This line-of-reasoning is used on girls 17,16,15,14 and it never ends. Oh, well she's a very mature 14 year old!!!! Jail!!!! Tell the judge, this is not a very different situation and let me quote the laws: But whether it involves commercial or non-commercial sex acts, the FBI—in conjunction with our domestic and international law enforcement partners—investigates U.S. citizens and permanent residents who travel overseas to engage in illegal sexual conduct with children under the age of 18. A little too lazy to find anything more, but AMERICANS better not have this logic!!!!! Oh, your honor, I have my own moral code and feel underage kids can be exploited if I think it's a different situation. JAIL, no compassion.

worst case, take a picture with your phone before you hit submit. Then, even if you don't get the auto-fill, you can go check your picture. I'm way too lazy to remember my passport number, and I have 93 servants to do all my paperwork as I do very important work like posting.

I care!!! I come here for TOP NOTCH journalism and up-to-date facts!!!!!

Thais say the same thing about the farangs when they get arrested or die. free bird!!!!! making fun of death. stay classy

I have duffel bags filled with Auzzie or Aussie dollars and I want THB 1:1 if possible. I have 20,000,000.... 4:15 p.m. We MUST, MUST, MUST meet before 4:16 or forget it!!!! snooze you loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose

Africa is a continent . You are saying it in a racist way. Not surprised I found this thread, but I will post to let people know I find this racist, offensive, and anti-black.

When you say "might enjoy" are we talking 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 percent?

good luck with a "warranty" in Thailand, this isn't back home!!!! Even yesterday I got something from shoppee, just another purchase for about 6000. I opened the box and saw the receipt and just threw it away, there is zero chance I'm returning anything. Luckily, product as advertised. It's always buyer beware here and expect to lose (read: scammed) about a million baht if you say long enough and you will STAY spend less than back home. TV breaking down has to be an almost given here. I wouldn't be surprised if stuff stays in a warehouse forever, stickers changed, whatever whatever......the sellers know they have all the power. Nobody lives in LOS for more than 11 minutes without getting that feeling they got a bad deal. Hopefully the good memories make it all worth it!!!! lol

Don't come to Thailand if under 35. This place will literally end you mentally and physically. No young farang can handle anywhere near Pattaya or Bangkok (300 km radius). You have entered the Devil's den and nobody escapes under 35. I'm 99 and have been fighting Pattaya for 60 years!!!! If not near Pattaya, I would be rich and would've created Google and Bitcoin. sure!!!!

RE-READ the title. He says for friendS not a friend's. He might have 83,932,977 friends, and running a business bigger than Advice. Farang in Thailand generally has 0 to 2 friends, so he might mean 2. But he is posting and likely helping hundreds, if not thousands of computers!!!!!! and he's talking about phoneS. I say he has a big, big, big problem. He's posting because there is a line out the door that stretches 10 km nobody would post this if it was one friend. There is more to this story!!!!

The POINT is it IS news, and we are reading about this criminal!!!! We are all here talking about this NEWS, this criminal. It is and will always be. Go complain to the Thai police if you feel your "laws" are soooooooo superior, hahahhahahahahahhaaha another farang who just doesn't get living in LOS!!!!!! lol

YES!!!! First, look at his shirt, a disgrace to humanity. Almost three months breaking the laws of LOS!!! You must obey or this happens. ONE MINUTE and I want the same pictures!!! Back home I hope he can never find work again, gets a police record, and is banned from planet Earth for the next 10,000 years. "naughty" implies you think this law is not serious!!!!! wrong!!!!! overstaying is tied to the most serious criminals the world has every known

Here were my OBVIOUS questions, so pay attention I'll write slow: 1. Why come on this forum just to be negative and tell us you don't like farangs. That makes no sense!!!! 2. I'm making them ask themselves the question, "Why am I (they) screaming for attention?" Seems like they actually want many farang friends and can't handle it. 3. I'm having them ask themselves, "Is this is a normal post? Oh, no. So, why am I (them) posting such negativity????" Obviously, they are miserable. So then I do my hyperbole and make fun at them as some don't seem to get it!!!! FARANGS, never read my messages and stay away from me!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

I will NEVER learn Thai!!!! Never talk to those horrible expats!!!!! Great attitude in Thailand, you must be a great friend!!!!!! Triggers me to even see farangs posting about Thailand, I hope I never meet anyone here!!!!! I'll never look at another farang again and If I have to speak one word of Thai I'll ........................................well.............................I"ll move to China and ever, every speak Chinese!!!!!!!!!!

Don't let an elephant drive your car Don't let a crocodile take your dog on a walk Don't use a telescope to check in on the Sun Don't drink 208 gallons of petrol to help you run faster .......................