BananaStrong

That's why I let the Chinese Triad mafia work in my house. I could get rid of them, but then another gang, a worse gang!, would move it.....and so on and so on and so on... Thai logic Why lock up the drunk driver because another driver will replace them and be more drunk!!!! Farang logic. lol

once you go down this path, well, I'm guessing things are bleak... Phuket, Pattaya........99% of all the police should simply move there for a few months and arrest everyone

I would stop being friends with them immediately. Very, very rude. Their native tongue should be banned the minute they step on the plane!!!! Vacation, speak Thai if in Thailand!!!!! Please try to stay as far away from them for the remainder of your existence. If you see them again, let us know!!!! lol Note: Just heard some Chinese speaking..................................................guess???? OMG, I've had it!!!!!!!!

she was reading the wrong spy novels... or she took 100 million and has 64 million in bitcoin and that part is left out. I'd be buying diamonds or gold in bulk!!!! then ship it to my underground lair in Siberia.

Let's play a game. Find the helmet. Fined, deported, blacklisted for 100 years, and named and shamed in Frenchie land with their names on a croissant dipped in French salad dressing. lol

Murder Rate..... Here is a list. USA is #28, so do you read the news from the other countries? Jamaica 44.95 per 100k 2 Honduras 36.33 per 100k 3 South Africa 33.46 per 100k 4 Mexico 28.37 per 100k 5 Saint Lucia 28.32 per 100k 6 Belize 25.65 per 100k 7 Colombia 22.64 per 100k 8 Brazil 22.45 per 100k 9 Dominica 20.84 per 100k 10 Guyana 19.96 per 100k 11 Saint Kitts and Nevis 18.8 per 100k 12 The Bahamas 18.56 per 100k 13 Puerto Rico 18.49 per 100k 14 Guatemala 17.47 per 100k 15 Barbados 14.27 per 100k 16 Grenada 12.44 per 100k 17 Namibia 11.92 per 100k 18 Panama 11.59 per 100k 19 Costa Rica 11.19 per 100k 20 Uganda 9.75 per 100k 21 Uruguay 9.7 per 100k 22 Suriname 9.38 per 100k 23 Antigua and Barbuda 9.19 per 100k 24 Dominican Republic 8.86 per 100k 25 Ecuador 7.78 per 100k 26 Russia 7.33 per 100k 27 Paraguay 6.74 per 100k 28 United States of America 6.52 per 100k

spend 3 million on a "new" car and put a big sticker "USED" on it. sorted.

You are a good man. I wish you both the best

I cannot recommend Lenovo enough. Legion for the best screen, which I have, or a lower model to save some cash. Better built machines……..28 years of owning laptops

pretty common, I knew two teachers who forgot. paid 2000 fine, and the office was VERY happy. One guy made it a point of how happy there were, lol. Online is sooooooooooooooooo easy. They send me an email, and it's done in like a day. as long as you don't move, which can be a massive headache in certain provinces. 7 days late is fine. if a teacher, maybe go with a teacher for an extra smile. odds are they will play it by the book and so you are like 11 days late or whatever and whatever fine that is. 20 baht noodle soup for you until you save 2,000. lol Note: Not sure what that 5,000 max fine is, never heard of that one before. well, let us know how it goes.

Yes. Friend had one, was married. She got a divorce, he went to court and LOST. The usufruct didn't hold up in his case and he eventually left Thailand with nothing. sad story. Of course I don't know all the particulars, but he was shocked this usufruct didn't help him stay longer.

1. Use Google and search "weather in Chiangmai" 2. Use the internet and search "plane ticket from BKK to CM" and then look at train tickets 3. SUBTRACT the big number from the smaller number, is that a "big difference" to you? 4. Nights..... Use Google and search "weather in Chiangmai" then go to the PM times and look at the numbers. BIGGER numbers means HOTTER. Is that hot or cold to you? 5. Pollution. Use google and search "air quality AQ 2.5 Chiangmai" Is that "at its worse"? which I'm guessing means it is now the worst time of the year. Answer: Use Google and search "What months are thew worst for pollution in Chiangmai"

Ok, they get some free bus rides. Do I want their life? No. Absolutely not. I feel bad for Americans living on the street and get less help. Bag of worms….

All you experts should run for office. search your name in Wikipedia…… oh, nothing? carry on with your posts, wasting one minute at a time as I sit in the Oval Office and do something !!

I’ll answer in Issan, then Northern Thai and then mountain Thai. Then put him in a headlock and explain this is NOT an ED Visa and he should read before speaking! I know Karate and 5 other Japanese words

Please, here’s 800,000 for retirement ! or not………

Only YOU know if you are truly following all the rules, or using an agent to skirt the laws. your days might be numbered……why? There’s money to be made. 20,000 fee or whatever might go to 100,000……. It makes zero difference to me, so why not wish all the best. I just think this is a clear red flag. Warning.

Great news!! This is why LOSmiles and LOSunshine and LOSuperfun is back!!!!! Those kids are having the time of their lives!!!!! What an adventure!!! Oh wait, I'm a grouchy 89-year broke, bitter, go to bed at 7 pm to dogs yelling, 3000 room fan only, who sends his "gf" money and she is always too busy with her brother to see me. Don't be that guy!!! Be happy the world, the great tourists, elite of the elite, best of the best, come to the island for fun and excitement until 6 am!!!!

Please remember this is a chat forum and COMEDY is definitely a reason some of us are here. Overstay has always been a strangely comical topic, but you WILL get some good answers when you filter out the jokers (myself included). You gotta laugh at yourself as well. It is FREE advice, so you get what you pay for. It's not like we are hired lawyers laughing. My advice: Tell people you got arrested, 20,000 plus 90,000 for emergency ticket, your money got stolen, gf left you, and your school is closed for three months. Give the trolls a day of fun posts, then come back and say, "just kidding, no problem, no fine. lol"

Stethoscope, listen for the clicks, seen it in a movie......easy!!!!!!!! 2 million baht isn't enough to do this kind of theft. I can make 2 million on onlyfans......sell some NFT's, whatever.......

Welcome to LOScams. You bring your family, plan, spend 5000 out of 9000 for a wonderful experience, get in a fight, get slashed, cut, bleed, hurt, kids scared, reporters, police, no trip, no money refunded I'm sure, family upset, etc...... Have a nice day!!!!

The lady only was working because her staff got covid. She actually owns 187 banana farms and 879378 rais of land where she mines gold and jade. She's worth over 38 billion baht and had a bet that she could sell bananas to a farang without any monkeys around.

be her Gik, get him to send her 10,000,000 baht and then take a percentage!!!! lol YOLO, he is in love. money means nothing compared to a lady in your arms!!!!! lol This is his soulmate, and .......................... hold on!................I just matched with her on Tinder

surprising turn of events.......I'm starting to guess the office is FAR from school, and maybe there is like a 3-month grace period to hand in the work permit. I'll just wait and see what happens. PLOT TWIST: If you have a valid visa, go to the labor department and demand your salary!!!!!!!!! lol

You are buying the bananas, not the experience to feed the monkeys. im the same……..eat 90 percent of my food I only pay 90 percent or out comes the phone!! taxi must round down to the nearest sating or week going until I get that extra distance movie bad, I demand a refund. Camp there if needed sleep in bed under 8 hours, room discount noise, room discount i charge Aseannow for my internet use!!!!