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change my name escape from the police avoid Interpol hide my stash in the jungle date girls 87 years younger than me. I'm 130 by the way get more tattoos, only have 100 learn one Thai word live on 39 baht a week get free wi-fi from McDonald's wear elephant pants become a famous YouTuber do videos of everything only done 10 million times before forget my past reinvent quit paying child support to my 38 kids get everyone to think I'm dead and.....................most importantly..............................Pattaya!!!!!!!!!!
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Of course it does!!!! Every city and Mooo Baan in the country. Right now I'm in the sticks and there are about 10 short term sex motels, maybe 40 bars, and my Tinder is on fire!!!!! Probably has the capacity to serve 1 billion sex tourists once they cut down these dumb forests and put up some Pattaya-like walking streets!!!!!! I've been to about 30 cities in Thailand for more than one night, every one has a "seedy" nightlife, some not as obvious. Call me Mr. Seedy
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So then no need to worry about 40 million tourists a year. So then no need to do anything. This is 99% of the reason why tourists come to Thailand. I never met a guy who didn't. Chinese, Japanese, they have a very LONG LONG history of sex tourism to Thailand. google it
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I agree with you; HOWEVER, Vietnam does seem to have some fairly intelligent people. some are very kind, sure. Food is decent. Weather is, well, SE Asia weather (Saigon) and the place definitely has something magical. Thailand is way easier at first, and everything is simply slower, etc.... If I absolutely had to choose, I'd pick Vietnam. Def. marry a woman from Vietnam over Thailand. If very old, yea, probably pick Thailand. Retirement? You can adjust to almost anything. We are not in a prison. Can visit both a few times a year. 8 months here, 4 here, etc...until you decide.
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You were on a motorbike in Thailand? Were you aware of how dangerous the roads were? We all yell at her for not having money, but SHE WAS LEFT FOR DEAD. When you are in that much pain, who cares about money. Farangs, go crash your bike with proper insurance....it will still hurt. most dangerous roads in the world, you will crash
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Exactly 3.1415 cm. Exactly. Measured twice, cut once.
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I got married, lost everything. Everything was only about 20 baht but it's still everything. I then found this place and I camp (don't tell anyone) walking distance from this gold "mine". I'll work 20 hours a day if I must, there must be gold!!!! They told me there was!!! My hair is grey, PhD degree won't get me a bowl of soup, but I must have helped over 10,000 single moms in Pattaya!!!! Please take down this article, this will cost me my livelihood!!!! don't come, I haven't found all the gold yet. But I can rent you some shovels..........................hey, that's a thought!!!!
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Wife Drove Over Neighbour's Dog
BananaStrong replied to Brewster67's topic in Plants, Pets & Vets in Thailand
Bro, NEVER compare those animals, literally animals, undisciplined barking machines with owners who have a LOWER IQ than the dogs, with Heinz 57 Variety. Heinz has at least ONE good product, unlike those soi dogs that roam around the streets -
emotion abuse. psychological abuse, if that's different, not sure. maybe. passive aggressive abuse. whatever abuse.... bottom line. NOBODY owns you. If you are not happy, leave. Your gut will say if you are not happy because you are not eating a good steak or you are not happy because your life is an absolute disaster. I can't tell you which unhappy you are. any abuse, leave immediately. if you are not strong enough, then go to the police. if afraid, go to friends and family. if none, then get off this website and seek help to get stronger. I love my cat. nobody gets hurt. lol bottom line: moral of the story: the lesson here: go to PATTAYA!!!!!!!
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I'm talking about Thailand. These Thai kids are not "spoiled" like the farang. Not even close. Not even 1/10th. Yes, I was spoiled and it did "ruin" me to an extent. But it is nice to get what you want for Xmas as a kid. lol. and your birthday. Go yell at my parents (deceased) who spent money on their kids!!!! Why did you buy your kids nice things!!!!!????? lol . I'll send you a BMW or a broken bicycle....which one do you want for FREE? exactly. Back to Thai kids...............depression is a very big problem. It's hard for kids to get an identity in this environment. Hard to find good role models. Hard to find a good peer group. Hard to get good at something. Hard to afford a passion. Hard to find a good education. This is only possible if their family is solid. As a former teacher, I know how bad the school system is. Failure of the kids, while they "pass" with failing grades. This helps nobody. Rooms are horrible, food average, books are bad, buildings are garbage, facilities are horrible, etc...... Thai kids deserve better.
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What kind of absolute morons do this????????????????????? I remember during the Holocaust the UN had a 2-year meeting........ Vote if genocide is bad. I vote bad. OK, great. Next meeting next month .... same topic!!!! How can I get this dumb job, I'm sure it pays well. Mr. Farang, do you vote for peace? Yes. Thank you for your support!!! Welcome!!!! (one of the most incorrectly used words in LOS). Next week we will ask if you vote for Happiness. Great, send me my check!!!!
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Has the "Ukrainien-Fewer" reached Thailand?
BananaStrong replied to swissie's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
America is always Number 1. always, yet they still get a bad rap. If I was 10, I would say, "Give that money to the homeless!' But I'm not 10. Maybe build low-income housing with that money................maybe or food..............yes. use it to get the homeless fed. hold on, the internet says only like 500,000 are homeless in America. I haven't been back in 10-years. I guessed that number was like 5,000,000. It's NOT 500k, but who knows. OK, use that money to get better cops. maybe I'll go that route. -
Does fact checking matter to your opinions?
BananaStrong replied to ozimoron's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
Imagine fact checking in China. Just imagine. There is one fact. This will never, ever, ever, ever be debated. Unless you enjoy a jail cell. -
Bangkok has the 5th worst air quality in the world today
BananaStrong replied to webfact's topic in Bangkok News
Just do a google search, "clean air Thailand beaches" and stare at this picture as your lungs turn black and you vomit blood for decades before you die.... we all know this is the worst air in the UNIVERSE!!!!! But we must live here, none of us can escape. In fact, many want to come here to breathe the death fumes. Vacation of death air. Sounds great. Is clean air really important? Maybe pollution is good for us. Maybe my eyes burning is good. lungs dying good. brain dying good. anyhow, I really hope I get to stay here longer!!!!! -
It's not, that's just some white paint. water is about the same temperature unless below a certain depth. if the internet says otherwise, they are lying. I'm a flat Earther!!!!! The ice is part simulation and part alien technology. Please don't bring up the Sun...........the Sun is also flat and not nearly as hot as you think!!!! and being flat doesn't mean we aren't on an axis, or affected by multiverses!!!! I simply don't have the time to explain how we keep going into different dimensions (night and day). Oh, the media will do anything so we don't know the truth. Rockets into space taking pictures of "Earth." Dumbest thing I've heard of in my life. the real flat Earth pictures are protected by the Pentagon!!!!!!
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Does fact checking matter to your opinions?
BananaStrong replied to ozimoron's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
"fact" checking is itself possible not a "fact" they might "fact" check with a company paying for the research. everything has a bias. no bias is a bias. If you believe all the "fact" checkers then you will likely believe everything. Oh, I saw it in a documentary!!!! That's probably your favorite saying. Either you have a brain and can deduct reasoning... or you don't. If you are on social media all day, your brain is likely mush. If you are too lazy to read books, your mind is likely mush. I just searched for "facts on why we live in a simulation." lots of facts!!!!! We must live in a simulation. If this is you, your brain is likely mush. lol lol -
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Pattaya Tourist Police Ready to Welcome Incoming Chinese Tourists
BananaStrong replied to snoop1130's topic in Pattaya News
Tourist police sure look young and strong!!!!! Best of the best!!!!! Wow, reminds me of Conan the Barbarian!!!!! or not............ -
Chalermchai Vows To Promote ‘Sex Toys Made In Thailand’ Campaign
BananaStrong replied to webfact's topic in Thailand News
NOT ONE PERSON, except me of course, has mentioned: 1. many, many workers at these Thailand rubber plantations are dying 2. most are not even Thai, since it's so deadly 3. Rubber companies in Thailand act as if they don't know 4. search YouTube for documentaries. sex doll industry, massive need for rubber Oh, and don't get me started about killing forests for only ONE type of tree. That destroys the environment. I'm a 109 year old sexpat in Pattaya, so I post this for this for my great grandkids to protest!!!!