MalcolmB

Correct. Manners is something many farangs seem to lack.

Slow speed so I don’t think your helmet helped much. The problem with farangs is they don’t adapt to the local driving conditions. In Thailand motorbikes turn left at intersections and merge into the traffic. if you don’t accept that this is the way it is done here then you will likely cause other accidents and probably kill someone one day. i hope you learned something yesterday Richard. If you had of killed that young Thai boy the police and the child’s family wouldn’t care one bit what you thought was right.

Over ten years that is 50,000. that is many gallons of semen.

Does she have a job or are you paying her to be full time?

You don’t seem to be able to think for yourself. If these drivers have never had an incident then I think that they have very good judgement. So you have worn your helmet and leathers and your little boots hundreds of times? Have you ever had an accident where they have actually saved you? Or, it reality never, so it is fair to say it was a complete waste of time and money? You would have been ok anyway. As are your in laws that you were criticizing.

I wouldn’t mind being locked up with the daughter.

Diddy, Trump, Weinstein, Epstein. All class acts.

Well it is good to know that if I ever get done for drink driving I can just call you up to sort it out with your corrupt police friends. It is good how connections work in Thailand. Bet you never did that back in the UK.

One of my favorite things about Thailand is a good swim in Pattaya Bay. You have the sewerage overflow issues mixed with dodgy plumbing from many of the short time rooms going straight into the storm water and into the bay. The toilets from the tourist boats are also flushed into the mix as well as the illegally built restaurants and bars built on top of the beach at the southern end. Thus the water in the bay is a mixture of sperm, used condoms, turds, urine, street litter, motorbike and used cooking oils and cigarette butts. Depending on the time of year the flavors can vary between middle eastern, Indian, shower shy Russian or elderly European that seamlessly blend with the soapy Thai women, gay men and transsexuals body fluids creating a fusion to tantalize the taste buds that can not be found anywhere else on earth.

Only if I am on top

How big are we talking Bob/Colinniel?

Are you black? Or do you just have a little white one also?

As a heavier set Brit in my 50s I have two choices. A heavier set British female, likely divorced and all the baggage that goes with it. Probably going through menopause. And with as much sex appeal as taking a dump. And incredibly boring and low energy. And nagging, oh gawd, the fkn nagging. If I want to take her on a holiday it would be expensive because she is entitled. After a few months BJs will become non existent or a rarity. Or a sweet, smiling, petite 20 year old with a tight body and silky skin. Buy her a teddy bear for her collection and she will be grateful. Oral on demand. Take her somewhere in sunny Thailand and nice room for 500-1000. Plus she will cut my toenails, pick up and fold all my clothes and be up for threesomes. She won’t over think things, generally pleasant to be around. I don’t think either are marriage material. But I know how I want to spend my twilight years. Turn them over frequently and don’t buy them houses, cars, businesses etc. That is for suckers.

It was Saturday night. You want him home playing tiktok on his phone all night?

I doubt it.

I think it is time Lou and Bob got a room.

Vlad has it over Trumpy. He has a tape of Trump getting urinated on by a couple of Russian hookers apparently.

Yes, it is gone. They had a good run but the growth was driven by immigration. the health and education systems are terrible.

Says the guy from the country that just voted in Trump a second time.

We like it here. you stay where you are, you can’t afford to live here.

and then goes on to say…. As I said, just stay where you are. Nobody wants you here.

I am sure the Thais would cope.

As do all foreigners here. Bad luck if you are Thai on a Thai wage. Good luck if you are a landlord.

You can not cope with Thailand. Looks like you struggle to cope with Chinese and Russians on this thread and you are always harping on about Muslims. Best you stay where you are. Nobody will miss you.