FriscoKid

You'll have to ask Andrew Dice Clay about that one. 😆

That's why I don’t understand the whole faggot thing. To me, that's common sense. I don't see how a guy lies on a beach sees another guy’s hairy a*s and says oh, I'll eat that. I gotta have that. I ain't leaving the beach till I see him. And they're too sensitive they don't know if they want to be called gays, homosexual, faires. I call them cocksuckers. I think it spells it out. What's the big debate about it? Yeah, they want their rights, I'll give them their rights, ten percent off vaseline now get the fu*k back in the closet. It's unbelievable. I can’t deal with it anymore. You have all kinds now. Not just the regular gays, it’s these trans testicles now. You ever put your hand down the pants of one of them, oh that's a nice Sunday surprise. Meet the girl of your dreams, wine and dine her, take her home, put your hand up her skirt, and you're holding a tree trunk. What do you say, hey for a chick you have some set of balls. And bisexual, let me explain something, there is no bisexual, no such thing. You either suck dick, or you do not suck dick. I mean, what are these guys? Do they get up in the morning and flip a coin? Heads I want hair pie, tails it's balls across the nose, oh. What a choice huh. I mean you never see a black guy being gay? How do you give a guy head from three blocks away and say I love you? Blacks are proud of their pensis, they hold onto it like someone is going to rip it off. You see me coming down the street, yeah. You know a lot of people says to me, Moby, why are you always holding your dick? Well, it wouldn’t be gentlemen to leave it dragging it on the ground behind me. And while you're at why don't you be a gentleman and unstop the toilet. And plunge the kitchen sink, it can always use it. The blacks know what I'm talking about. They know, throw it up here let me just show em.

Who knows. Some may like to create topics, but not read, and then many like to do nothing but troll, post rubbish and whinge.

You’ve been on ignore for months and that’s never going to change. No need to ask. This will be my last response, so go ahead and get the last word now if that helps you feel less fragile. The whole point of this back and forth was to hold a mirror up to your hypocrisy because clearly no one else has. But it’s obvious now you can’t handle even a bit of self introspection. Your posts are tedious to put it lightly, which is exactly why I put you on ignore ages ago. But your ego won’t let you see it. Good luck with that.

I actually have had you on ignore for some time now, even before you started your recent posting rampage, so I don’t usually see your posts when I’m logged in. I’d rather not waste time scrolling through your endless smug-passive-aggressive trolling. But now and then I’m browsing while logged out, and that’s when I come across the pesky gems that you keep churning out. The comment I just made wasn’t just about that one post. It applies to a whole pattern I’ve noticed with you. You complain constantly about other people’s content, yet I can’t find much value in the 70 plus posts you’re firing off every day. It’s like you’ve turned into some lost AN puppy chasing its own tail. Maybe stick to the topic for once and take your own advice. Stop flooding the place with needless commentary or whatever other nonsense you’re running with today.

Wow, so much hostility, so much frustration. Meanwhile, you’re averaging what, about 70 posts a day now? Losing your edge? We'll, congrats, you’ve now officially taken over the top spot on the leaderboard for “most obsessive with nothing better to do.” But sure, you’re god’s gift to AN, aren't you, so it's ok? Ever thought of just not reading threads started by posters you don’t like? Nah, that’d be too easy, wouldn’t it?

So you’re saying if you whack one deep into the bush, she’s right there ready to give you a hand finding your balls?

Mate, she asked for your LINE. You said it yourself. She's telling you she no longer wants to suffer as a caddy. You really that thick?

Break your back hauling clubs around for small tips for ten hours a day in the blazing hot sun or search for sweaty balls in the rough for fifteen minutes once a week while some old geezer pays all your bills and your family’s eating steak. Difficult decision. Do the math, bro.

Looks like you're the one who took the bait. It's a windup, bro. Lol. 😂

Can try wearing a wig so you don't miss out on the con.

Pizza is like sex, when it's good, it's great, and when it's bad, it's still pretty good, but anyone who puts ketchup on pizza should be charged with a crime.

Agree, 100%. Used to be if you paid ฿300 for a pizza in Bangkok that was considered a lot of money and you could expect something decent. Now I get tons of pretentious Instagram ads popping up in my feed all day showing me small, 9 inch pizzas from various Italian restaurants around Bangkok. Average price is around ฿600 or ฿700 for one of their small pizzas. They look like barely the size of a decent appetizer. No thank you.

Has anyone been hit up by one of these Indian scumbag street scammers in Sukhumvit? These guys are young, they're not old guys selling fake watches, and they come up to you and start trying to talk to you about your hair. I immediately tell them to "Fu*k Off". So I don't get far enough with them to figure out what the scam is, but apparently this is it according to ChatGPT: Yeah I know exactly the one you’re talking about. It’s a common street scam in places like Bangkok, especially around tourist-heavy areas like Sukhumvit or around Nana and Asok. Usually, a well-dressed Indian guy approaches you out of nowhere, friendly, smiling, and starts complimenting or commenting on your hair. Sometimes they’ll say something like “Brother you’ve got good hair but you could make it even better” or “I can see you’ve got a little thinning I’ve got something that can help.” The whole thing is just a hook to get you to stop and engage with them. Once you’ve stopped, the scam usually goes one of two ways: 1 - Fake Herbal Products Scam — They’ll offer some kind of herbal hair oil, magic treatment, or ayurvedic product, claiming it cures baldness or promotes amazing hair growth. If you agree, they’ll try to sell you a small bottle for a crazy inflated price, sometimes hundreds of dollars. The product itself is usually worthless or just basic oil you could buy anywhere for a couple of bucks. 2 - Hidden Price Scam — Sometimes they’ll offer to give you a quick demonstration or a massage right there on the street or convince you to go to a nearby shop. At first they might say it’s free or cheap but by the time they’re done, they’ll suddenly reveal a massive hidden price and start demanding payment. They usually rely on tourists being too polite or embarrassed to say no or just walk away. It’s basically the same crowd involved in other scams like the “suit shop” scam or fake gem scams. Same playbook — friendly chat, build rapport, then lead you into an overpriced sale.

No way, mates. Bob always insists Patts is the beez kneez! 😂

I just flew back in 2 weeks ago. Did that online tosh. I filled in Bob Smith and Pasty Cornish for every question on the form. I put 86-47 as my passport number. Worked like a champ. I blazed through immigration. No questions asked. Didn't even have to show the QR code. Wais all around. Full VIP treatment.

Not to mention the pristine quality of all the old ones. Top notch!

Post links, model numbers, and photos to your preferred unit.

Any good?

I know, Bob, it's Benidorm. Fixed that.

Oh Bob, FFS, not this same, thread again that you've recycled more times already than a used condom. You're probably so pissed out of your head most of the time that you can't even remember you've posted this same topic at least 10 times already under four or five of your different AN aliases. At this point, your posts about Thailand are like reruns of a soap opera no one asked to watch, same script, slightly different whingeing. Visas! Scams! Strong baht! Earthquakes! Masked locals! You’ve turned existential despair into a predictable weekly series. Honestly, we get it, Thailand didn’t roll out the red carpet and give you a statue in your honor the last time you flew back in from Benidorm. Tragic. Meanwhile, you’re sat there in your sweaty, 20m² bachelor bunker behind the haze of Soi BuaKhao, live-streaming complaints into the void, convinced tourists are fleeing en masse to Phnom Penh, Saigon, and Flippers because someone at Suvarnabhumi overcharged you for a bottle of water back in 2016. If Thailand really is the flaming trash pile you say it is, Bob… why is it always the backdrop to your personal Shakespearean drama? At some point, mate, it’s not the country. It’s just you.

And back when "Bonking Bob" was in his Thai bonking prime, the cost of such adventures was so low that it was considered cruel not to take more than one. 😂

bob, glad you made it back down here from Bangkok. See you over on Soi 6 in about an hour. Oh, wait...

Was your recent circumcision painful, bob? Well, I hope at least that they didn't take off any extra. You weren't working with much to begin with. At least that's what I heard...

Truvada or Descovy.