FriscoKid

Well, you might finally solve your identity crisis there, Bob.

Yep, it has a limited intellect and data set of vocabulary it can call upon when it goes into defense mode. As you said, troll and stalker are its usual go-to tropes. It likes to call people "boy" and "kid" as well, but not sure why. When it gets more frustrated it moves onto "weird" and "deranged". A very small arsenal of vocabulary overall. If the topics it created weren't so pathetic then it might have some redeeming quality, but it doesn't. And alas, here we are.

Which street? Soi 6 or Soi 6/1? I'm trying to stay on topic, just sayin...

Oh wow, such powerfully painful words there, Sparks. Tell me, how did you ever manage to make it through even the first class of troll school? I can't imagine you passed. And with all the obsessive stalking you do, it’s a miracle you’ve completed anything at all. Between this account and the other six of yours that have already been banned, you’ve racked up no less than 30,000 posts on this site. If there were ever an award for the ultimate Thai forum troll, you’d be the undisputed champion.

Uh, ok. You do you boo!

Oh, so you got the photos I sent, aye The Bob?

I’ll be waiting with bated breath for your next profoundly groundbreaking topic. The sheer amount of uncontrollable excitement and anticipation has nearly sent me into cardiac arrest.

Who? Get help. Please. 🙏🏻

Ok, Soi 6/1. Fine. Does it really matter? Just small details innit, The Bob?

Ok, go have a lie down in Nongkai there in your 300 Baht room, Sparks.

Huh? I use my right hand. You can ask my girlfriend if you don't believe me because she's always watching. By the way, are you obsessed with US politics? I'm just asking because it's definitely not overtly obvious.

So articulate too.

Clearly referring to yourself as usual. Always projecting. And another Wikipedia link we didn't need. Sad.

All you ever do is whine and moan. I can imagine you're a real joy to be around in person. I bet the locals down there will be greatly missing you when you leave.

I also spoke with the building management where I stay, and they said inspectors have already come out, apparently from one of the government departments, to check all the structural pillars in our building. It seems they issued us a clearance certificate as a result. Apparently, they use some sort of laser system to scan the interior integrity of columns, checking for cracks, any leaning, and other structural damage, and thankfully, we don’t have any. This made me wonder if this is how they are able to inspect so many buildings across the city so quickly without spending thousands of engineering man hours manually checking for structural damage. I assume so.

Thanks for that info. You didn't mention the source, which is often helpful to have, but I saw the Khao Sod logo at the bottom of the graphic, so I pulled it up on their Twitter/X account.

That's far more information than we need about your Soi 6 escapades. Meanwhile, what time today will you be launching your next two or three Pats hangover windups there, The Bob?

That's interesting information, thank you. Problem is I keep seeing various posts about different numbers of damaged buildings falling into different categories of damage so I'm not sure what's what anymore. I guess there's just too much chaos around in general that nobody really knows at this point how many buildings will actually be condemned and how many are repairable.

That’s correct. It’s called force majeure, and you’ll find a clause for it in just about every homeowners or building insurance policy. Basically, it’s an exemption that excludes coverage for damage caused by natural disasters. In recent years, many local homeowners insurance policies have tightened their clauses regarding floods, pandemics, and even burglaries. These days, they cover very little, most insurance companies don’t want to take on those kinds of risks anymore. One of the only things they do still cover is fire, but only if it’s not caused by negligence. Even burglary coverage comes with strict conditions—if the property is left unoccupied for an extended period, they often won’t cover it at all. And if they do cover for burglary, then you still have to prove evidence of a forced entry.

We are still at the beach resort waiting for the gay wedding to commence on Friday night. Just before lunchtime, I hopped on my rented bike wearing nothing but a snug pair of pink shorts and a tank top that left little to the imagination. I had a craving for some hotdogs and something cold and refreshing, so I decided to swing by the 7/11—not just for the drinks, but also to check out if any cute guys were hanging around. You never know where you might meet someone interesting. On my way back, I got stopped by a handsome BIB at a police checkpoint. The copper looked me up and down, staring at my crotch for a while and then asked to see my license. I handed him my Thai motorbike license, and he seemed a tad irritated, maybe expecting to catch me with a boner. But there was nothing he could do except hand it back and let me go on my way. I was about to drive off when he suddenly grabbed my arm and said, “Wait a minute, my friend. You seem like a man who appreciates… male company.” Stunned, I replied, “Well, that depends on what you mean. Are you asking in an official capacity?” He smirked and said, “Just making conversation… You know, I get off my shift in an hour.” Quite possibly the strangest interaction I have ever had with another bent male in my life. The Gaping Bobholio.

Only a problem if your Bob Smith with man-boobs big enough to stop a charging elephant in its tracks.

Wow, Susan, who would've ever known if you didn't just post that???

if I mention that "Bob Smith" sent me at any of the tranny-joints will I get a discount or at least a buy-one-get-one on the testicles?

Posting photos, wait a minute na, The Bob.

Most fictional novels written about Thailand focus on sex tourism, nightlife, go-go bars, backpacker culture, cheap thrills, partying in the islands, Thai mafia, gangsters, underworld crime, scams, hustlers, con artists preying on tourists, drug smuggling, alcoholism, ladyboys, addiction, dangerous expat lifestyles, romance with Thai women, cultural misunderstandings in love, corrupt police, bribery, lawlessness in the Thai system, Muay Thai fights, underground betting, and street brawls. All great for noobs who like that stuff, but too pedestrian and uninteresting for anyone who has spent anytime in country.