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Quentin Zen

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  1. At a 7-Eleven in the heart of Pattaya, a tattooed ladyboy named Beam worked the night shift with sharp nails and sharper wit. One steamy evening, a drunk farang stumbled in, shirt stained, belly spilling over his shorts, reeking of sweat and cheap beer. Slurring, he grabbed a beer and tried to walk out without paying. Beam blocked his path with a practiced smile. “You pay or you go,” she said coolly. The farang growled something incoherent and pushed her. That was a mistake. Beam, no stranger to chaos, slammed the alarm button and shoved him back with surprising strength. Security dragged him out minutes later. Beam smirked, fixed her lipstick in the mirror behind the counter, and went back to stacking noodles like nothing happened.
  2. Once in Chiang Mai, I was served by this white, pretty European kid who didn't speak Thai. Always wondered what the story was there..... Still waiting to see a Nigerian street vendor or a Russian making SomTam. Yeah, maybe a masseuse is from Myanmar, I'm not 100% sure....but not some Karen from California. Thailand is always about 50 years behind. In 50 years, I can guarantee there will be way more non-Thais doing common jobs. I'm a NASA-certified rocket propulsion reactor specialist. AI attacks me in my sleep.
  3. That's why you are not in office in the most powerful country on Earth!!!!! I totally get it. 100 percent. gotta go, Pattaya Fried Rice now only 15 baht while supplies last!!!
  4. I live in Trump State #12, shop at TMart, and get gas at TrumpItUp. I haven't seen a human for 1,000 miles. Might just lookie over yonder 'dem hills. Gold palaces. 14,000 ft mountains. Rivers with trout. Can't see much more, big 'ol wall before you get to Trump State #13. Let the man cook!!!!!!!!! Worst case you sleep in a soi in Pattaya for a few years running from the po po.
  5. Never fails. These International "teachers" get all salty, but I talked to these "teachers," and they talk about corruption, terrible management, high turnover, and unprofessional behavior. Not one person told me these schools were worth it. I'm not buying this anymore. Just look at the worldwide rankings for universities. Thailand's best is about 350th in the world. lol. The education system is an absolute joke and disaster, but these fake teachers never blame themselves. Good schools?????? LOL. I needed a laugh. "The proof is in the pudding," should be followed by English literacy in Thailand is generally considered to be "very low," particularly when compared to other ASEAN countries and the global average. Thailand's English Proficiency Index (EPI) score is consistently in the "very low" category, ranking relatively low both globally and within the ASEAN region. While English is a compulsory subject in Thai schools, the level of proficiency varies significantly depending on location, school type, and individual circumstances
  6. Oh, I thought he was already in jail. Who cares!!!!!! This guy is a <deleted>, plonker, punter, clown, super loozzzzzzzzzhhhhher, loser, looser (not sure why people think this is correct), attention freak. Hope he stays in jail forever. OK, next!!!
  7. It's even better when these backpackers sign for 30,000 baht and think it's 30,000 baht. Oh, no!!! 12-month contract, but only get paid for 10. I've seen it. Make them come in at like 7:30 and leave at 4:30, and all this extra stuff. I ran the numbers. It was like $2.75 an hour for the year, and that's not factoring in paying for their visa trip, etc.... I was a sucker for almost two years at two different schools. I can laugh about it now, but back then it was terrible.
  8. Pretty small city. Main street, Temple. Nice paintings. Another smaller weird devil temple also, if I recall. I digress.... Keep us posted. Been there many times, never stayed more than a few nights.
  9. OnlyFans. Sent over 11,493,086 baht and I have no plans on meeting Ploy
  10. everyone goes back to the country on their passport. five years. reset. The world has spoken
  11. How about a private forum? lol Look, I had an agent tell me IN FRONT OF an immigration agent they could do this, but I'm not on a retirement visa. Don't list your name, the province, and don't worry. OK, you listed the place. still no worries. 19.5 seems about right. This won't change anything... I've done the maths for myself. I'll need around 15 million baht to retire from next year to death. Of course this is minimum. 19.5k isn't some cheat code.
  12. Tourists visiting Spain primarily come from other European countries, with the United Kingdom and France being the top source markets. Other significant contributors include Germany, Italy, and the Nordic countries.
  13. I watched a Twitch streamer post a picture of some strange-looking jeans. I thought he was going to play chess. I digress. My point? Shoppee app sends me a discount on pants that look the same. I was watching Twitch on my laptop, not my phone, and not signed in at all. If technology can do this (of course they can, they are reading this and my mind as I type.....), of course they can find a shooter. For all I know, every car in America is painted with some strange video, infrared technology that scans everything around it......birds are probably GoPros. Trees use their leaves to see and report back to the Pentagon. The air isn't air, it's an invisible blanket of computer chips. Don't get me started on the rain...
  14. Let's do a COMPARISON.... Here is your concern. Here is the one person who lives in your head for all of eternity. Please follow up with your "power" CV. Yes, the President of the United States possesses significant power, derived from the Constitution and evolving through historical precedent and practice. The President serves as both head of state and head of government, leading the executive branch and acting as commander-in-chief of the armed forces. Here's a breakdown of the President's powers: Constitutional Powers: Commander-in-Chief: The President commands the U.S. military and can deploy troops. Treaty Making: Can negotiate and sign treaties with foreign nations, but these require Senate approval. Appointments: Nominates ambassadors, federal judges, and other high-ranking officials, also requiring Senate approval. Veto Power: Can reject bills passed by Congress, though Congress can override the veto with a two-thirds vote. Executive Orders: Can issue directives that have the force of law, but these can be challenged in court and may require congressional action for funding. Pardons: Can grant pardons and reprieves for federal crimes, except in cases of impeachment. State of the Union Address: Required to periodically inform Congress on the state of the nation and recommend legislation. Special Sessions of Congress: Can call Congress into session, and can adjourn Congress if they cannot agree on an adjournment date. Other Important Powers: Foreign Policy: Represents the U.S. in international affairs and engages in diplomacy. Legislative Agenda: Sets the agenda for the executive branch and influences the legislative process. Public Opinion Leadership: Uses their platform to shape public opinion and influence national discourse. Limitations on Presidential Power: N/A In conclusion, the U.S. President wields substantial power, but this power is not absolute. It is shaped by the Constitution, Congress, the courts, and public opinion.
  15. Are you happy about Iran, Israel, Myanmar, China, Columbia, Argentina, Cuba, UK, etc.....? This "clown show" of yours is relative. For some, they come to Thailand and stay in a studio with a beer for 20 years without interacting with the real world. Others are on the streets of NYC demanding change. Some get super rich, while others only look for the negative. Some will never be happy, throw the entire world in prison!!!!!!! That's all well and good, but Buddha says fix yourself first. I don't see the people in Gaza laughing at America now. The poor of Africa are not laughing. S. Africans are not laughing. 99% of the world struggles every day, while Americans cry over 1.9 million dollar homes not 2.0 Nobody in the jungles of Brazil is crying over the American Dream being some conspiracy. They are surviving, while Americans make 100,000 USD and complain. Send Trump a postcard, or post some hate on Facebook. Then you will be banned from ever seeing the greatest country the universe has ever witnessed. USA, USA, USA!!!!
  16. I was in a YouTube chat regarding American college baseball. college baseball. out of nowhere people start making Bangkok sex jokes. lol. this is the Thailand stigma. decades and decades and decades........to think otherwise is really crazy. take your children to Pattaya to see the temples and pick strawberries????? lol crazy
  17. Is this a deflection as well? Am I deflecting from your deflection? Am I deflecting from the truth? Is the truth deflecting? We have a deflector.
  18. Come on, my guy......salaries are around 30,000 baht for a reason. Non-Natives everywhere for a reason. Almost no real teachers. All fake backpackers playing the game. Taking a good picture is everything. Gate duty is more important than anything for a reason.....Don't you know how bad this job is? Turnover is super crazy for a reason. Nobody can work in Thailand and make enough to retire here (you need about 15 million baht). There are so many red flags, but it's good to come here and vent. Labor will never help you. If they contacted the school, you are doomed anyhow. So, here's the plan. Don't do it, get sick, or go in and do almost nothing. They will not fire you for doing nothing until the end of the term. I've seen the worst of the worst not get fired for doing absolutely nothing. walks in class, sits down, turns on YouTube. So do that......don't waste your energy there. Also, don't work in the same province. Or, go back to Labor, file a report, get a court case in Bangkok, spend about 100k and fight this!!! Everyone knows you won't and can't. 100% you are at a bad school, now it's up to you to see if you leave. if not, I hope next semester they make you teach nights, weekends, 4 am and then it's really only yourself to blame.
  19. Planet of the Apes is coming. Every second controlled by our smartphones, chains around our ankles, doomed for sure... Once America puts everyone under the Dome of Death, then UK will follow and soon we will all be working in the mines. What you wish for would end the Earth as we know it!!!!! lol morally bankrupt has been a worthless term since 1648. I once told JP and Rock this back in the day.....then I tried telling the Illuminati. good morning comedy, love the gloomers because it's simply a reflection of one's own circumstances.
  20. Its, not it's. fail. That's what happens when you use ChatGPT for everything, you turn your brain off. no worries, enjoy.
  21. 🇹🇭 1. More Developed Tourism Infrastructure Thailand has been a top global tourist destination for decades. Its hotels, transport, tour services, and medical tourism are well-developed and more accessible in English. 🍜 2. More International Cuisine Variety In major Thai cities, especially Bangkok, you can find a wide range of international food (Japanese, Western, Indian, etc.) that is authentic and easily accessible. 🚗 3. Better Road and Air Transport Thailand generally has better highways, domestic flights, and train options. Travel between regions is smoother compared to Vietnam’s often traffic-clogged routes. 🏥 4. Higher Quality Healthcare (Especially Private) Thailand’s private hospitals are world-class and attract medical tourists. Vietnamese healthcare is improving but still lags behind in international-standard service. 😎 5. More Expat-Friendly Services Thailand has a longer history as an expat haven. It’s easier to find English-speaking staff, expat communities, legal services, and international schools. 🛍️ 6. More Modern Shopping Options Thailand has massive shopping malls, high-end retail centers, and better access to international brands compared to Vietnam. 🎉 7. Nightlife and Entertainment Scene Bangkok, Pattaya, and Phuket offer a famously vibrant nightlife that is more developed and varied than what most cities in Vietnam offer. 🏖️ 8. More Famous Beach Destinations While Vietnam has beautiful coasts, Thailand has world-renowned islands like Phuket, Koh Samui, and Krabi with extensive tourism support. 🧘 9. Cultural Tourism and Wellness Thailand is globally known for traditional massage, meditation retreats, temples, and Muay Thai training, all of which are better promoted and packaged for tourists. 💸 10. Easier to Navigate Without Vietnamese Language While both countries have language barriers, Thailand tends to be more navigable in English, especially in tourist areas, hospitals, and cities. Absolutely — Thailand is often considered better than Vietnam specifically because of its retirement visa. Here's a breakdown: ✅ Thailand’s Retirement Visa Advantage 🇹🇭 1. Official Retirement Visa Program Thailand offers a clear, long-term retirement visa: Non-Immigrant O-A Visa: 1-year stay, renewable annually. Non-Immigrant O-X Visa: 5-year stay (for some nationalities), renewable once. Vietnam does not currently offer a dedicated retirement visa. 💰 2. Straightforward Financial Requirements Thailand’s visa requirements are well-defined: Age 50+ 800,000 THB in a Thai bank (~$22,000 USD) or Monthly income of 65,000 THB (~$1,800 USD) Vietnam, by contrast, offers no official retirement visa. Long-term stay often requires business setups, education sponsorships, or marriage. 📄 3. Simple Annual Renewal (in Thailand) Renewing a Thai retirement visa is routine with basic documentation. In Vietnam, long-term stay often involves gray-area workarounds that can change suddenly. 🏥 4. Private Health Insurance Accepted Thailand requires health insurance (for some visas) and has a strong network of international hospitals. This supports retirees' medical needs far better than Vietnam. 🧳 5. Retiree Communities Are Established Thailand has large retiree hubs: Chiang Mai, Pattaya, Hua Hin, Phuket. Services, housing, and community support are built around expats and retirees. Summary: ✅ Thailand has official, long-stay retirement options that are easy to understand and access. ❌ Vietnam does not have a formal retirement visa, making it harder (and riskier) for retirees to settle long-term. Would you like help comparing the actual visa process step-by-step?
  22. I'm in Iran, and headlines are talking about cracks in Israel and America. Who should I believe?????? Let me Google it in English........oh wait
  23. This is why Native speakers accept 30,000 baht a month as a "teacher." There MUST be this massive inequality to have the poor spend endless hours complaining while the rich are actually doing things. Trump is chilling in his new massive plane, while the digital nomad posts on 4chan about how this isn't fair. It's 2025, it's fair. Always has been, always will be. now buy my book!!!

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