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lucjoker
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some people confuse a loud voice with a big brain.
For them loudness is quality.
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If the brain is slower than the motorcycle......
This happens.
Useless loss of a nice motorcycle...rip
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soi dogs are a pest!
They even hate each other !
They are not there because of nature,
but because of selfish humans who only like
puppies and then kick them out.
And because such id**ts ,we have to cope with all
these aggressive dogs?
The shit in front your door ,the noise,danger of accidents....
Blue powder is the solution,available in every little shop.
The dogs will be happy to be out of their misery,they also understand they don't belong there.
They deserve a loving master and a safe home and healthy food.
Maybe i will buy a nice small puppy?
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Keep your helmet on !
All the time,even when you want to take a cab !
Defense trick: when cabdriver lifts his hands to beat you: kick him firmly in the nuts .Then take the stick
and ....yes,you r a quick learner .
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No,the envelope is not mandatory.What is the fine for assaulting a tourist.
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The first place your "regular poo ying" looks for hair is not the floor!must admit have to get hoover out after visits by poo yings,or less akward questions asked by regular poo yings,lol.
It's your hoover that will be inspected!
She must think you are dumber than dumb?
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Love to reed that there is at least 1 country where villains get what they deserve,
and this without loosing time.
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As everywhere in the world (also England,Australia,Africa,America,Europe...)there is priority of the right (except otherwise indicated)
So if you see dammage on the left side of a car ,99% this car was in his right.
In thai traffic rules is stipulated: motorcycles can only drive in the left hand side of the street .Occupying max 1 meter of space.I a car is parked in this space ,the motorcycle is not allowed to pas the parked vehicle on the right,but has to stop and Walk arround the car on the left side .
This is the thai law,check it out in the books.Dont ask a police man ,they know nothing.
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wow,such reactions?
The police man was not spying ,he wanted to catch the guitar player for copy music!
He only wanted 30 000 bht ,just normal procedure !
The guitar player was pretending he was Elvis ,and fooling everybody !
Lucky the police tried to stop him .
Unlucky for the police man ,there were many Elvis fans.
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something completely wrong whit the story.
The pick-up makes a u turn .When he comes on the other side
the motorcycle can crash on the "left" side of this pick-up .
But he smashed on the "right" side ? (foto)
So maybe the motorcycle wanted to overtake the Pick-up (on the fast lane ! a Mio? look at the foto.)
The motorcycle driver did not see the car breaking to be able to do a u-turn? (regardless the blinkers were used or not)
The motorcycle driver ,probl did see the intension of the car ,but believed that his "tattoo" and high tuned Mio would
protect him?
The pick-up driver just saw 1 white light (if the Mio's light was burning?)amids 100 other white lights in his rear-mirror.
He did nothing wrong,or how do you suggest to make a u turn?
The speeding (prepped-up)motorcycle was on the wrong lane ,too fast to adapt to traffic,he will not endanger innocent
people anymore.
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is it so important "who" comes to power ?
They all steal big time !
So dont waist our breath over it .
Look at Egypt,Tunisia,....the people won and the result?Same shit.
Give the power to the king ,i mean king Salomon .
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this solution is too smart,impossible to explain this to "them"Why not use the present, initial, digit on Mobile 'phones? At the moment every 10 Digit Mobile Number starts with "0" - 081, 087 for example, followed by another 7 digits - make the new numbers 181, then 281 etc. etc. - there would be literally millions of new Numbers available then.
Patrick
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Thanks,
The answer is yes, no and no if it was a simple as that more UK cars would be there.can i import a 10 y old Peugeot from Belgium?
Or is the income tax 200%?
I bought it for 3000 eu so the tax would be 6000 eu ?
The car is worth it.
Have you tried looking for one already there? Taldrod and thaicar would be a start.
there are a few peugeot 307 for sale in Bkk,
but they go over a milj bht for a 5 y old car,so i will forget it.
thanks again for the good car sides.
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can i import a 10 y old Peugeot from Belgium?
Or is the income tax 200%?
I bought it for 3000 eu so the tax would be 6000 eu ?
The car is worth it.
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what a topic?
Who is interested in the diff.between a few "sheep"charly motorcycles?
150cc?
I walk faster !
the only thing you can talk about is how they look ,and that is pure personal.
so nothing to talk about.
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break down all unlicensed buildings in and around Pattaya,
it will look like the littel fishing village 60 y ago !
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dont give money,
give bottles of whiskey,
just enough for the family to drink
every day.(lets say 4 bottles for a 6 pers fam.)
You also give clothes for your child,toys..
But most important is the whiskey !
Add an extra bottle each month.
The whiskey is going to solve your problem !
After 6 months you suddenly change the whiskey for
water bottles and write your name and tel.nr on each bottle.
A few days later they will phone you,asking for whiskey or money.
Agree ! But your ex only has to sign the child over to you.
(lawyer papers)
The whole family will force her to sign the papers.
After you have the child ,stop sending water bottles,
Send one last time whiskey bottles,and write to my friends on them .
Change your tel nr and move out of the region.
Have a vasectomy and choose your next lady sober and more carefully .
Finally send me a bottle of champane (and put your new tel nr on it )
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There are no soi dogs in our street,
if one moves in he dies next day ,very strange?
Even a dog from a owner who lives nearby,any (collar or not)dog
wandering around alone dies.Very strange but practical.
No kids are ever bitten,no daily shit in front of the doors,
no barking,no overthrown bins, no accidents with dogs and motorcycles/cars....
Must be the hand of buhda?
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For me dirty water makes a dirty beach,
Glad you havn't been to any of my favourites.Surin. Ban Kruit. Bang Saphan (south). Vong Duean (Samet). White Sands (Chang - I'm a sucker for this beach). Khao Lak. Use to love Chewang/Lamai, but too over developed now. Kinda the same thing with Chang. Khanom is pretty nice. I'd really like to visit Wua Laen some day. Along with Laem Mae Phim in Chantaburi.
Soo many options!!
I didn't list all of my favorites.
If i see stinking sewage canals enter on the White sand beach (North side)
and all this shit water from the hotels and bungalows enter in the sea ,and
small children playing in it ....i advise you to finish your beer ,go to the sea and fill
the glass ,hold it to the sun and open your eyes.
If you see 2 full glasses.......continue your dream.
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i know the guy,his office is next to the bridge to Kau makai
He's there for at least 10 years,
He gives everybody at least 15 pills,
so probl 1 of them works?
Vit C is a favorit ( 3 tabl in each ear !) lol
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yep ,start at the ATMTake her to somewhere she will really like-----When questioned 8 out of 10 Thai girls thought the ATM would be a suitable place to start a romantic night out.....
then make a trip to here parents in Buriram
Spent as much as you can without 1 thank-you
Buy at least some land and a house or your name will be Kiniouw.
Luck is with you,i feel it.
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people forget that without proper education (or wrong education) we
are just animals.Look at nat geogr. In real nature animals kill
every day ,some times without purpose,just for fun .Nature is cruel,
has to be cruel ,or we were all extict long time ago.
People are anti nature,make their own rules ,and living by these rules
life is less cruel...for the lucky ones.But it does't take much to become wild again !
Look at Syria,Pakistan,...streets of Chicago at night....fighting children....
Some believe we are not animals because we have a polished outside,we wear clothes and have money ....?
But deep inside we are common animals ,so dont be "shocked" if you see people behave like animals ,it's
rather normal.
D.Racula
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How do you know he didn't?How do know the driver doze off ?
Sent from my iPad using ThaiVisa app
Come on you conspiracy theorists, get your morning coffee down your neck and start typing.
yes,u must be right ,comm'n lets start typing,doesn't matter what the facts are.
They found a 3d russian near the car so probably there are more ,they were waiting for that car to show up !
they were hiding behind a big corrupt tree and ....
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.... so why does it smell when it rains?
You are too nosy !(maby the former owner buried his misses in the septic tank? Lots of reasons !
solution: stay out off your BR when it rains!
or : go have a beer when it rains?Oil-massage?
Three arrested in East Pattaya Maprachan Reservoir Murder case
in Pattaya News
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He must be a well organised man?
And a swift follow-up team.
Why cant they make him PM?