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the thai language is "made " by a king ,long time ago.
that's why the language is so un-logic, the thai need 6 years of primary school just to learn the writing ,it's done by drilling it in
the still fresh emty mind of children ,dont ask them the grammar or any rules ,they dont know ,they learned it by repetition.
I have to learn the rules and exeptions and i find it exhausting.
2 people of the same family have misunderstandings because they dont really understand themselfs !
If you are a little out of tone ,they will not understand you,they dont make any effort to understand you.
I myself have tried to learn to write it ,but so unlogic i had to give up.
i live here 10 years ,understand a lot ,but speak it like a 2 year old.
My children (3 and 4) speak it fluently (they also speak english fluently) my mother languages is flemish and french,but i dont speak it any more
in thailand,i even dont learn my children to speak it .i speak 5 languages myself (as most flemish people with some schooling do ) but thai i will never speak.
Oh please go away...
i saw your drunk face on facebook ?
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Make an exception for Phuket. Most of the kids here can't even speak Southern Thai, let along the unique Phuket dialect, despite the many years when Phuket was a true island, without a bridge to the mainland.To those who assume that anyone from Issan is "low class" or a bar wench, you are very wrong. Issan comprises 1/3 the population of Thailand.
Issan people form the backbone of the service industry, the trades and the military. Considering that almost all of us will at some point require the services of these "low class" people, speaking some Issan dialect, even a few words, would serve one well. Many of my Thai friends are from Issan. They are not bar girls and have never been to Phuket or Pattaya, nor wish to have anything to do with those that go there. One of them is the guy that will most likely be sent in to defuse the bomb someone plants. (I reckon most of you didn't know that most of the bomb disposal personnel come from Issan.) You bet I want to be able to speak a few words to them. Next time there is a civil insurrection and you want to navigate through the army people, drop a few Issan words and you will get some help as most conscripts are Issan people. Those Issan people form the majority of the NCOs and junior officer corps as well.
Appreciably if one makes his home in the south, one of the southern dialects is appropriate. However, if one is living in Bangkok or in the north, Issan dialect comes in handy.
It saddens me that so many of new arrivals, especially people who come to live and work here, have no interest in Thai language whatsoever, let alone the local version of it.
But at the end of the day the loss is theirs because Thai is such a great and flexible language and the of it.
My experience of trying to learn French in Quebec (after six years of school study in the states) put me off efforts to learn that language completely.
I later found, but much too late, that French people (outside Paris) are pretty cool about people trying to learn their language.
I think that much of the conflict in the Deep South is really about language more than anything else; it's a shame that this issue is never really addressed by so many successive governments and that the unique Patani Malayu is not introduced as an official second language in that part of the country.
The resulting vacuum is a bottomless pit into which far too many lives, too much misery and money have been squandered over the last decade.
if have to find the first enthousiastic thai teacher.
Never seen in 10 years !
probably they were teaching you words like : " darkling " "kiniauw" ,and had a good laugh with you ?
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the thai language is "made " by a king ,long time ago.
that's why the language is so un-logic, the thai need 6 years of primary school just to learn the writing ,it's done by drilling it in
the still fresh emty mind of children ,dont ask them the grammar or any rules ,they dont know ,they learned it by repetition.
I have to learn the rules and exeptions and i find it exhausting.
2 people of the same family have misunderstandings because they dont really understand themselfs !
If you are a little out of tone ,they will not understand you,they dont make any effort to understand you.
I myself have tried to learn to write it ,but so unlogic i had to give up.
i live here 10 years ,understand a lot ,but speak it like a 2 year old.
My children (3 and 4) speak it fluently (they also speak english fluently) my mother languages is flemish and french,but i dont speak it any more
in thailand,i even dont learn my children to speak it .i speak 5 languages myself (as most flemish people with some schooling do ) but thai i will never speak.
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how can you see the difference between a drunk-driver and a not drunk thai-driver?
You can't !
Both are driving like lunatics.
They stop in the middel of 3 lanes,do u-turns starting on the left of 2 lanes,take priority of the "left",.......
if you stop driving defensively you will kill at least 10 thais a day ,and your in your right each time !
It's scaring to drive here, i need at least 10 beers to be courages enough to drive ! LOL !
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this is Thailand ,the land of the free.
Not to much rules, drink and drive .....almost no control !
freedom ......no big brother
If u act stupid ...you will feel it !
I u act verry stupid.......you probably die........
up to you
so why talk about it all the time ?
You can not change it !
This is a country where noboddy will prevent you from killing yourself (and sometimes some innocents ,sad but
that's life here !) Parents send a 6 y old to the liquershop on a Honda 125cc......this is normal here !
You are not used to it ,but noboddy asks your opinion,mind your own business !
If you can not adapt,go back to your safe country,this is the wild west and i love it !
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the tip is no problem ,if they deserve it !
I order only a beer ,when they bring it ,i order a starter,i wait ,when they bring it ,i order the main ,and when i'm
finished i maybe order a desert.
I hate they bring first my main (or desert on the same time ) and later the starter. And they do this all the time .
It doest help if you tell them to wait with the main course.....no, while eating your soup,they will bring your chicken .........so here i say that i
dont tip them because they dont respect the client.
When tey actualy beg for a tip ,my answer is "prungnee" and i give a big smile !
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if something ,even small, is not working in my rented -out house,they will telephone me the same minute,if i dont repair it quickly ,they will stop paying the rent and go rent somewhere else.
Offcourse if your rent is lower than 10 000 bht,they will not be bothered if you leave,annother thai will come in your place and he will never complain.
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By stating the numbers charged have increased more than last year does not absolve the overall lack of policing. And I will bet these numbers are deliberately understated as those in critical condition whose demise may follow will not hit the list.
they count only the deads on the spot,the injured dying 10 minutes later in a taxi or hospital are not counted!
So these stats are BS
So best ignore the whole thing
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I feel sorry for all the guys who have to pay for their wifes/GF.
I don't feel sorry for them at all.
They're idiots for getting into a relationship/marriage with a woman who requires a monthly stipend.
They have to ,or their wifr/gf will leave them !
No money ,no honney and they take the kids and walk away !
You want to see your kids ? pay !
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Did you look at the pictures ?
He must have done 120 km /h or more !
He blames the rain,because with no rain he would have been doing 170 km/h !
do this every day,make thailand safer !
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I got stuck in a buffet at lunchtime today because of the rain (shame!). Had to take my shoes off to get to my car when it stopped, and then it took forever to drive up Central Road to Sukumvit. Not that there was any reason for the delay; just people driving incredibly slowly and taking about a minute to get in gear when the lights go green, as usual. Sometimes I wonder if they are actually awake behind those one-way mirrors they call windows.
Location ! Location ! Stay away of Pattaya,its crowded,stinking sewerings,stinking beaches (Jomtien included,or are you blind?)You cant drive with a car unless verry verry slow............stay away ! Go live outside of Pattaya ,only go there for shopping early in the morning (Macro open 6 o'clock,Foodland open all night)
Manny restaurants and bars on the "dark side " ,where you can still drive a car . (1 exercise a day ,keeps the dogs away.)
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this is a boring topic,
nothing new
many sugestions (but all the same as last time)
no use talking about it ,it will not change only worsen .
manny more will die ,be injured ..................
bla bla bla
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I have a 9 inch bore hole ,84m deep,pump hanging on 40 m .
It's on privat land .
Allways water .
i dont have to pay noboddy ,
april fools joke?
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All school bus drivers should have a special license to transport children. Number one to be able to drive and secondly to ensure an IQ above 60.
Dont count on drivers,teachers,etc...... in this country you count on yourself,you bring your children to school yourself and get them back home yourself,all the rest is BS.I would never ,ever trust my children to a thai driver in a school minivan nor anny taxi driver,or your IQ is also under 10.
No car is no excuse,take your motorbike or your bicycle or walk .No school nearby? Rent (because you prob.not own) nearby a good school.
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The future >>>>
1. The developers will face no charges for shoddy work
2. The building department will face no charges for looking the other way
3. The building will be quietly fixed on the cheap
4. This story will gently fade away.....
in fact the solution is simple,
In the other (still straight) building,they will sell the appartments for double price !
Gravity will demolish the other building ,so thats free!
People can start gambling how long it will take for the building to fall and how long for the second one to fall aswell !
Splendid !???
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R.I.P
my condolences to family and friends of the victims.
No suprise it was a minivan.
Only 1 remedy, as soon as a minivan-or taxi driver starts speeding or idiotic driving ,ask him to stop because you feel sick ,repead the word "ouak"many times,he will not risk someone vommits in his van and he will stop. Leave the car and possible everybody must leave and let the driver do what he wants ,start telefoning his company and demand a proper driver ,or phone any other taxi company and tell them what happened.
If the driver looses his passengers 2 times ,his boss will probably sack him .
Best of all ,stay out of busses ,taxi's or vans . If you dont have the money to posses a car ,rent one ,your live is more important than a few thousant baht?
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The quick fix is to negotiate and give them autonomy, the thai did steal the place just as they stole huge swaythes of cambodia.
Battambang and siem riep were only given back post ww2 as war reparations.
Verry true,give the stolen "kingdom" back.
Let the people live their life as they want ,get the thai -invaders out of the stolen provinces !
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What do the picture of the squid and fish have to do with the accident?
the driver brains? Nope....tooo large !
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the car is probably 30 years old?
Serviced a few decades ago?
Could be the brakes falling asleep after a busy night ?
They will arrest the engineer who is responsible for the " curve in the road",and his drunk tree?
Still 19 y is too young to go .
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seems no many readers know the facts about the south ?
In 1786, Siam (as Thailand was then called) expanded its influence(stole) to include
Patani and thus ended the Patani kingdom’s reign as a regional power.
In the process, Siam appointed leaders loyal to Siam to replace the existing rulers of
Patani and this led to the isolation of existing elites. This historical annexation
of the south serves as a more convincing reason behind the ongoing contention
between Malay Muslims and Siamese.
So they stole this muslim Kingdom ,kicked out the leaders and put their own puppet regime in.
The original not thai speaking people and non budist were forced to speak thai and become budists.
Well this will never happen ,this is so unfair ,they will rather die .
So all they do is to try to get back what is theirs.
Only sollution is to give those provonces back to the rightfull owners.But they wont loose face on this ,because they gave away parts of thailand on 14 different occasions and Rama5 said this was enough ,no more land could be given away.
I hope they win .But the chanse is small,look what happened in Ireland,Yougoslavia,mozambique,korea ,Vietnam..........
And i hope not to read those ignorant comments
If you want to give the members here a history lesson you should make sure the info you putting out is correct and not some jibberish who looks like it been copied from an pro Al Qaeda website ..............
why dont you look for yourself on a webside you choose yourself?
History is not made up ,facts are facts.
Well it seems that ignorant people here dont want the thruth,they only want to hear "jibberish" and stay dum .ok i let you be as you like .
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It could all have been avoided If Thailand could find some way of getting rid of the Muslims, or at least closing down their Mosques, there's a war going on down there, and also in other Muslim infected countries that the UK and US among others are fighting in. Get rid of the Muslims and you get rid of the trouble, but unfortunately, it's been left too late.It could have all been avoided by a curfew.
if you steal something and the owner complains about it and wants to attack you .Then the sollution is to get rid of the owner ?
It seems you dont know sh#t about the problem,you dont know thais stole a complete malay kingdom and tries to make them speak thai and convert them
to budism? You did not know this ?
Why do you give stupid comments like that,if you dont know sh#t about it?
Learn your history and you will understand the problems .
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seems no many readers know the facts about the south ?
In 1786, Siam (as Thailand was then called) expanded its influence(stole) to include
Patani and thus ended the Patani kingdom’s reign as a regional power.
In the process, Siam appointed leaders loyal to Siam to replace the existing rulers of
Patani and this led to the isolation of existing elites. This historical annexation
of the south serves as a more convincing reason behind the ongoing contention
between Malay Muslims and Siamese.
So they stole this muslim Kingdom ,kicked out the leaders and put their own puppet regime in.
The original not thai speaking people and non budist were forced to speak thai and become budists.
Well this will never happen ,this is so unfair ,they will rather die .
So all they do is to try to get back what is theirs.
Only sollution is to give those provonces back to the rightfull owners.But they wont loose face on this ,because they gave away parts of thailand on 14 different occasions and Rama5 said this was enough ,no more land could be given away.
I hope they win .But the chanse is small,look what happened in Ireland,Yougoslavia,mozambique,korea ,Vietnam..........
And i hope not to read those ignorant comments
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Mine don't stink. But then again I take an occasional shower...Thailand stop complaining about convicts coming here - You are politically ruled by one and as the last election showed most Thais overwhelming approve of this situation.
And if you expect an objective opinion from Pattaya 101 on which to base your discussions... well nuff said
To use the old adage - opinions are like armpits - everyone has them and most stink.
so there are people with stinking armpits and a nose problem ?
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I shall be in Pattaya this weekend and i shall keep an eye out for this ugly mug thug. I quit smoking and am feeling like a little trouble, like kicking his worthless ass to a respectable distance. Also looking for the idiot who has his family searching in vain. Wish i could catch them both having their last drink together. arrrrrrrrgggg!
why would you like to drink with them ?
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considering his weak personality,dont worry too much,
he'll be soon back in prison ,and life can go on for the rest.
Dont loose time or money on such loosers.
next plz