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  1. It was very bad when I was there last on January 15th. There are entrances to Immigration labelled VIP, I think, that they were turning people away from. A friend suggested this might be a privilege you can get at a price - a privilege card or something - but I couldn't see anything on the airport website. Does anyone know anything about this?

    I have a silver-card for Etihad,on check -in they give me 2 papers:

    1 paper to pass trough the vip immigration (no waiting) and 1 paper

    for the vip-lounch ( verry good food and service)

  2. Thailand's finest...the police chief refuses to appear and give testimony in a murder case. You can't make this stuff up!

    Nothing new..........if you ar well related.......

    you can do what you like ......simple............

    in this case : killer will walk free in a week or two......

    but nobody will tell you....offcourse.

  3. Sometimes, it's hard to know whether to laugh or cry.

    Just under 1,800 Baht a month isn't it?

    I think most members do not read the article,they just start commenting ?

    This case is about:1/ a slave.....asked to show his workpermit????????

    2/ a factory "employing"slaves without workpermits????

    3/ un unpaid slave doing unpaid labor without WP?

    4/ a slave factory allergique to WP and payouts??????????

    5/ r u still here????????

  4. Let the Thai people handle these matters,

    it is NOT our business.

    It's ok to read aboud the fact,but dont comment on it.

    Look at your own garden ,you will never be a Thai and Thai never

    listen to a farang,why should they?

    In a country without adults, visiting adults must help with such matters.

    The visiting adults are refugies from their own country,they didn't fit in their own country and

    now they "think" they know it all?

    The whole of europe etc.... is drowning in dephts,coruption.............

    they can take an example at Thailand !

    Just look at your money compaired to the bath ......yes ,thats reality

  5. Let the Thai people handle these matters,

    it is NOT our business.

    It's ok to read aboud the fact,but dont comment on it.

    Look at your own garden ,you will never be a Thai and Thai never

    listen to a farang,why should they?

    Ok - I hereby declare ThaiVisa.com officially closed... :blink:

    At last !

    Finished with those old fards yek yek !

    Puching their fat noses in other people businesses !

    Complaining and explaining !

    And their is nothing to complain nor explain !

    TIT

    again TIT

    and again TIT

    Like it or not .

    Greetz to the kast-springer , black belt,9th dan

  6. I gave a copper 1000b once for a 400b fine.

    Got 600b change.

    2 days ago ,i came back from Hua Hin,on the toll gates,police were waching for farangs in

    cars.The stopped me ,and told my lady that i could not drive my Ford Ranger,4-door ,pickup,

    without a hard top on the back .??????? " things can fall off,so all pickups must have a hard-top.

    If i did not like it ,he would give me a ticket and i have to leave my car and take a taxi to the center of

    Bangkok,to pay the fine. I could choose also to pay him 400 bht,and drive on ,wich i did.

    10 minutes later ,on the next toll gate ,they stopped me again . I had to take the most left tollgate

    of the 6 gates....because i drove a pick-up !!!!????????

    Same story....pay or laeve the car...........

    Is there nothing you can do to prevent these robberies???????

  7. Like so many other people that have brought a KLX250 I loved it but was disappointed with its lack of power. Especially going up mountains and a maximum speed of about 115 on the flat.

    Luckily I have managed to find a guy that can derestrict the KLX250, Since he has done mine I can fly up mountains and maintain a speed of 131kmh all day long, if I tuck in then I see speeds of 140+.

    He charged me 2000 baht to do the work needed. I have since done over 2500kms with no problems. The bike pulls threw out the rev range and feels a lot more responsive.

    I am now a very happy owner

    I will be happy to pass on his contact details should any one want them, send me a PM

    Hi Guys, would new to this as you can tell!! Would really like the guys details in CM so I can get the ECU upgrade box for my KLX. Any chance someone can pass me his details.

    What exactly did he change?

    In Pattaya they change the exhaust (17000 bht and they add a little black box this is 12000 bht .So 30 000 bht to gain 10km/h ?????

  8. For 2,000 Baht I would be very interested to know what this guy could do... Anything I can think of what brings more power to the engine costs more then 2,000 Baht

    132 km/h for FREE

    1. Disconnect ECU from the rubber base (A)

    2. Locate the light green wire (:)

    3. Cut the light green wire close to ECU

    4. Add a piece of wire to the light green wire (that you just have cut) to the side that comes out of the ECU (E) long enough to reach (F)

    5. Disconnect (F)

    6. Connect the wire you added in parallel to the black/red wire (G)

    7. Connect again (F)

    Ready

    I just did it and the maX is only 120 km/h with 10 000 rpm

    so "a little bit "better

  9. As a thought all he did was take off the exhaust and bash out what ever restricter Kawasaki had put in there. Normal sort of stuff we did in the Uk on the restricted 125's..............might be wrong though :D

    "maintain a speed of 131kmh all day long, if I tuck in then I see speeds of 140+. " love that 131.....131 wow that's anal :o:D

    Allan

    My stock exaust has plenty (hundreds) of holes in it ,and can be pulled out.

  10. Before they make new laws:

    confiscate the vehicles of the following groups of people,and destroy those vehicles:

    all drivers without driving license

    all taxi- drivers without proper license

    all truck-drivers .. .... ....

    From this left-over group :

    confiscate the vehicle if they are not sufficient insured.

    If there are still thai-drivers in this group :

    Check if the vehicle is not stolen and then check the lights,if

    this is done ; throw the drunk driver in the yail.

    I think that there will be only farangs on the road ?

    99.9% experienced drivers.

    No problem anymore with helmets

    No need for extra roads ,traffic-lights....................

    Small hospital is enough....

    The sale of shoes will boom ,

    ............

    .............

    ............

    Now stop commenting on what happens in this los

  11. Who gives a damm ?

    They, themselves , dont even think about accidents,they take the inside of the bend ,full gas ,gsm in one hand , kid on the lap,and they are going to the spot where they spilled

    oil yesterday,the new car of the uncle comming towards them on the same lane in the bend..................they just dont think ,sure they have a brain because they ask for money

    every time they see me ,but their idee of "future" is only milliseconds far.They dont live in the stone age....no......must be much longer ago .

  12. So they still sell these D Trackers with a restriction?

    Did they not learn in the last 2 years?

    I will buy 1 today in Pattaya ,when it cant do more than 115km/h it means it is restricted?

    I asked the manager of the shop ,he says the D Tracker go's about 145 km/h ?

    Problem is they dont allow you to test drive it ,and they are not shy to tell some lies if

    this can conclude a deal.

    Ok , i did de wire cutting today,

    real simple

    the result : i "little" more power,but not more than 120 km/h

    So,whats alle this fuss?

  13. So they still sell these D Trackers with a restriction?

    Did they not learn in the last 2 years?

    I will buy 1 today in Pattaya ,when it cant do more than 115km/h it means it is restricted?

    I asked the manager of the shop ,he says the D Tracker go's about 145 km/h ?

    Problem is they dont allow you to test drive it ,and they are not shy to tell some lies if

    this can conclude a deal.

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    You are absolutely naive to other peoples problems, perhaps because you haven't yet encountered any, yet, and to comment when you don't know is, eeer, very Thai.

    In Big C, people park double park near the entrance, wait for it, cos it's less distance to walk to the door in a lot of cases, not cos theres no spaces.

    I complain when supposedly more intelligent westerners behave in the same way as the locals because they will not get in a row which they would do in farang land.

    Some people dont know yet where they are ?

    In Thailand !

    Forget the rules ,the respect to others.......and wake up !

    Here are no rules to "protect" you !:ph34r:

    Nor will there be in 100 years !:blink:

    You have to grow up and do it yourself !:annoyed:

    This "pussie"-country :wub:is only possible because there no rules aplieyed .

    Dont try to change this ,you can't change a thing :sick:,just realize you are

    in pussie- heaven !:rolleyes: You can drive drunk....park where you want.......spend ur black money....

    eat and drink cheap.......fill up ur car for half the money.......

    This is still a kind of "wild west" :w00t:,be happy !

    Did you hear Buffalo Bill:Dave: say :" He',excuse me :redcard2:,you cant stop your horse in front of me !"?

    No, he would say nothing and ignore:burp: you or shoot your horse :crazy:,if he had a bad day.

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  15. The government can enact all the laws they want, but they will be totally meaningless until the police actually start enforcing them.

    For those who say: "It's the only way my child can get to school", that's crap! Many schools provide bus service, and every day I see hundreds of songtows transporting children to and from school, so I don't buy that.

    If you apply the law:their will be only 5% off the traffic !

    95% is or: under aged,without ID ,no driver licence ,No taxi licence, no truck licence, no insurance,no plate,

    no tax paid,driving a stolen vehikle,DRUNK, more drunk,drugged, driving with 5 on a "moto-sike",sitting with 20 in the back of a pickup,driving on the wrong lanes,against traffic, using exits to enter a motorway (the new 7 to pattaya!),driving with no lights ,lights too high,....................................the police can not enforce them because they to are in the 95% group !

    If they could ?

    Live would be paradise ,deserted roads ,exept for the thousants of bycicles in front of your car ?????

    So ban the bycicles too, much too hard to drive drunk,or with 4 people on it ?.............dream dream.....

  16. Typical Farang behavior. The farang's fault 100% I bet he got her into drugs and ruined her life.. It's ALWAYS the farang! :)

    Yes 100% the truth ! :D

    Let every farang pay an extra 800 000 to the police every year,for all the bad things happening

    in Thailand,and sterelize them when they come into Thailand,than later accuse them of making

    the thai girls pregnant of their 100% thai baby's !Why not? :D

  17. I find it amusing when going to a restaurant and sitting down the wait staff immediately comes standing at your table waiting for you to order when you have yet to look at the menu...

    ...get used to that, because that is the way it is here and it is considered as normal and polite by the locals. Read your Lonely Planet introductions to a foreign country first...

    ....I am used to it as I've been here for many years and have been traveling here for twice as many, just think it's strange.... Perhaps as strange and unusual as driving down the highway and seeing a Thai standing near their vehicle whizzing away..... but hey, I'm used to that too only thing is you don't see that in the USA, we use toilets.

    Cose to my house is the new 7RD extension to Pattaya,new,3 lanes......and nobody wants to drive on the left slow traffique -lane (in europe :if the road is free ,you have to drive on the slow lane ),most of the thais drive in the middle at 70km/h,or in the fast lane ,same slow speed AND a GSM in the hand .

    I use to pass them left ,giving a horn when i'm close to them ,to wake them up ! Probably theyno bno dont understand the whole thing ,no liscens,no inshurance ,no active brain........

    In the night ,normaly there are no tail lights ,(cars &motorcycles&cycles),if there is light in the front :it is blinding you ,not ajusted.Turn signals :dont thrust them !

    If the pick-up car in front of you has 15 to 20 people in the back,completly normal,wach out for empty "Lipo" bottles trown in front of your wheels .

    NO thai ever looks in his rear mirrors ,exept to check there looks !In their "mind" there is only an empty street behind them ,even if they just past you.

    Driving against traffique is permitted if it saves you time?

    Never ask your lady to step out of the car and ask for directions ,she can be attact and eaten !She will not

    like it !

    If you ask directions ,go the opposite direction !

    In restaurants: they will bring the dessert first , 1 min later the soup and the rest ,this is normaly 30 min after your wife started eating.

    Home works: no slip rubber carped : 5bht ! I ask if this is for 1 m ? No he says : for 1 cm !So the price is infact 500 bht /m but too expensive to announce like that !

    I can continue ......for weeks

    but my desert just came .........

  18. Why so many idiotic, hatred and childish comments here??

    The people are REALLY affected. The busineeses are REALLY need support. And all of those workers are not the ones who made problems - now they just need to survive after the terror right below their windows. Those who dislike the red's actions - please just come and sue them, it is ANOTHER story for ANOTHER topic!

    Talking about "bangkok should be back" - but very ironic in every step on this long way...??

    A very nice "support" from all of you, yeah, who dare to call this land "a home"...

    Shame on you all. Get back to your holes and dont bark on the wind, if unable to say something more meaningful.

    Ask help from people you respect !

    Surely not the farang !

    And as long they call me farang ,

    i call them "china-man"

    For the rest i dont interfere with politics,

    get a life or work.

  19. There is now talk that the north and north east may start to push for a seperate state.

    This thing has only just begun!!

    Give me a break :)

    The red T-shirts want "beter living conditions" for this they need money.

    Red's think that Toxin can provide them .

    A smart PM ,gives them the confiscated Bilions of dollars from Toxin.

    In return they have to bring in Toxin .

    Fair deal,

    cheap,

    Quick,

    non-violent.

    Beat the enemy (toxin) with his own weapons (bilions of $)

    Simple trick .

    This idea I had months before. Unfortunately it is too late now, it won't work anymore.

    Well,good ideas seem hard to listen at !

    it's such a simple solution ,cost nothing,and everybody (exept those who wanted to steel the confiscated

    billoin $) happy ! Taxin before the firing squat,PM enormously famous ending this ,and only one victim :the

    villan himself !

    Look at the mess now!

  20. There is now talk that the north and north east may start to push for a seperate state.

    This thing has only just begun!!

    Give me a break :)

    The red T-shirts want "beter living conditions" for this they need money.

    Red's think that Toxin can provide them .

    A smart PM ,gives them the confiscated Bilions of dollars from Toxin.

    In return they have to bring in Toxin .

    Fair deal,

    cheap,

    Quick,

    non-violent.

    Beat the enemy (toxin) with his own weapons (bilions of $)

    Simple trick .

  21. you can send messages of support or advise by SMS to Abhisit at 4899006

    I sended this message: " PM ,do a speach on tv :" Message to the red shirts : dear friends to come,bring me the head of toxin and i will give you the confiscated 30 bilion dollar.End of message."

    This is a verry simple sollution to a complicated problem .

    "Defeed the enemy with his own weapons"

    Simple ! Genial !

    the real enemy and organisor is toxin ,his weapon is mega dollars.

    And with this monney he sends red shirts to war.

    BUT,half of his money is in the hands of the goverment !

    So give the red shirts what they want ! (toxin money to improve their living conditions,fair demand)

    Well PM,give them the (confiscated) toxin money ! (it serves for a good cours !)

    Plus it is the cheapest sollution !

    And you can be sure they have the brains to understand the deal !

    No need for tanks and shooting innocent people ,just 1 head to roll !

    The head of the only culprid in this dillema !

    This advise is free , smart and safe !

    Be smart !

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