lucjoker

Like the reciprocal deal when Thailand allowed the asshol_e baggage handler who was drunk and tried to open the plane door mid-flight, was fined 2,000 Baht and allowed out. No sense in law.

did they really took 2000bht of him and kicked him out the plane ?

"Failed Footballer from Falmouth."

Try saying that after 6 big Changs.

He plays junior football forWendron, he's not even a failed footballer. Can't understand why they keep mentioning the football aspect. He's a moron, and I apologise as he comes from my neck of the woods. As for the magistrates, I hope it wasn't my old man that was involved in this decision.

Do you mean your father is a fixer/a blackmailed magistrate or god?

If immigration have any sense they'll put him on the next plane back to the UK

For precisely what? For being a foul-mouthed failed Footballer from Falmouth?

Precisely for being a convicted felon! The judge should be ashamed of himself for dumping Britain's trash in Thailand. If I were the minister for tourism in Thailand I would start requiring tourist visas from all nationalities to stop Thailand from being a dumping ground for criminals.

Thailand started this game,they send convicted Toxin to england and they gave him a passport !

So why complain ?

"Failed Footballer from Falmouth."

Try saying that after 6 big Changs.

feeld foofalefom famouf......you i can do it ......pass me the 7th plz!

" had spent time in Prison after he was found guilty of a necklace snatch in 2010. He was released in 2011 and started to work as a Motorbike Taxi driver in North Pattaya driving arround as "TAXI-driver" on a motorcycle....... from again a prisoner.why didn't he become a bank director with the money of a guy in prison ?

Can you imagine Thailand without plastic bags??? This country has a long, dare I say it, addiction to foam containers and plastic bags. Even dangerous chemicals are discarded without thought and are generally treated with an unusual disrespect.

Here, as in many other less developed countries, we are all slowly poisoning ourselves whether it be from bad food containers or the government turning the other cheek to industry burning, dumping, polluting blah, blah ..... it goes on and on .....

You want a take out? Take a reseal-able plastic box! Don't forget to wear your gas mask and NBC suit en route to the restaurant too!!! LOL

is it out of lazyness that people go to these "restaurants"?

Or is it so increddible difficult to cook these "specialties" in your home kitchen ?

The only thing i would ever buy from a "restaurant on wheels" is a banana-pancake .......a trained thai needs 20 minutes to make one ! Must be verry

difficult?You have to go and watch it some day ,the give the impression of moving verry quickly........but it takes ages !

Or am i hit by the brain-fog ?

as long as bad things make money...........it will keep on going untill replaced by another probable worse thing ....that gives even more profit.

Discussing this with a donkey proved the best remedy.

Probably nowhere will acept that, may just have to buy a new one

why changing you piss-pole?

looks perfect!

How long is a piece of string? Not really a visa question so will move to the section covering that part of the country. You might want to ask specific questions and provide some indication of how you live and want to live and where you are currently.

verry important :how big is your wife's family?

'Arai wa' often works.

aLai wa ,since r is not understood.

simmultanious making a fist works even better.

I dream of having a pop up machine gun turret on the back. Or maybe just strobe lights to blind the a@#$holes.

Make your dreams come true !Be a man !

Start with the strobe lights......

The strongest european country has ONLY a debt of 90% of his income.So in the end of the year they are left with only 10% to run their country,so that's

why they all have to lend money monthly ! Is this bankrupt? No! Still 10% left ! Greese ,Spain,Italy,Portugal....are over 100% in debt ! (upto 135%,125%.....)

These countries are virtual bankrupt. But no big deal ......lets just ignore it ....print some more paper money ................

the trigger could have conceivably been pulled twice by accident during the struggle.

As the writing on these pattaya 'news' sources is notoriously poor i suspect the 'automatic' discharge of the gun was more a result of lousy word choice than anything else.

the fact that the moron was shot with his own gun while trespassing to destroy someone else's property certainly suggests the thai was defending his home.

no farang can get a gun license in Thailand !

Not one !

On the wife's name yes,not on yours !

Facebook page now offline

No it isnt

I am in BKK and can't open it.

i'm in Pattaya and can not open it

Swimming behind any power boat isn't the best of ideas.

Swimming in the brown-chitty- water at Jomtien was her first mistake.

If you dont see that the water is dirty......maby you cant see there is a prop behind a boat?

this was a police man who was never allowed to steal in Belgium.

Now he sees all his on duty peers stealing and extortion money on daily basis ....

so he got jealous ????Wors ...they arrest "him" ! LOL

what did he do wrong and to who ?

a referendum (a vote) is a smart move .

Since you just buy the votes for 20 -50 100 bht,its common practice.

This is called democraty?

1 34 501 34 501 1 33 322 33 322

2 94 1,051 60 550 2 71 826 38 504

3 165 1,782 71 731 3 148 1,362 77 536

4 241 2,382 76 600 4 202 1,898 54 536

5 282 2,783 41 401 5 254 2,454 52 556

6 314 3,166 32 383 6

7 358 3,750 44 584 7

Why discussing these numbers?

they are only the number of kills "on the spot"

those who die 15 minute later at the hospital are not in the numbers!

So it could be double or tripple numbers?

So many accidents with wounded are never recorded,so this number is very

inaccurate also.

As long as there are no accurat numbers.....stop discussing and compairing wrong numbers with wrong numbers?

Mytion shop :new one in Pattaya is 209 000 bht.

They all have a problem with the front brakes and leaking head lamps.

I know by now what can be done and told them .

But they just send you away ,not interested,the moment you have payed they

not like to see you anymore.

So be ware !

Some useful tips:

- When eating frog head, make sure you spit out the cranial bones

- The tastiest part of steamed fish are the eyeballs, so offer these to your future mother-in-law

- Raw buffalo uterus is an acquired taste and best left for an occasion when you have speedy access to a toilet

- Practice perching like a chicken and you will be an immediate success with the inlaws

- Violence at family gatherings is the norm in village Thailand; care is required only when bullets fly

- The local village policeman is always right, especially when drunk

- Do not French-kiss the grandmother, unless you enjoy tasting crimson betalnut juice

Hope that helps

Simon

Thanks Simon ,please post some more

Why would you take presents ?

Is it because its Christmas ?

Just take yourself and don't fart at the table

Agreed, but do they have a table? My in laws sit on the floor. I had to provide my own chair.

In my experience:

take your shoes off at the door.

Use Khrap after speaking in Thai to them.

BTW, I agree with not taking a present. They'll be getting enough money when you have to front up with the sin sod.

I disagree with waiing, unless you know everything about it. Most farangs don't have a clue how to do it properly. I never do it.

Smiling is a good idea though, anywhere.

try smiling like an idiot ! A rich one !

try and learn some basic Thai words this goes a long way . maybe take the family out to dinner too.

good idea: mai mee satan (i'm rich )

chaup kin pet (i dont like spicy food)

Dark ling ( my lovely)

pom kiniauw maak maak ( i like children )

The first impression is the most important !

Ask the girl if she knows a nice hotel where you can stay. She will either give you the name of a hotel or say that you can stay at their place.

She knows the hotel ,and all the hotelstaff probably know her .

to ask a question like this on this forum ,is hilarius!

But never the less here is my answer:

(it's "Chang beer " and "Chiang-Rai", Chang Rai does not exist)

In wich school did your 100% girl learn her english ?Ask her plz.

Wich "family-bussines " do you visit every day? Bar/massage/retaurant/hotel/carwash/foodstall/....?tell us plz

She "flew" home ?...hm... and you " assume the family has money" Why you want to give them more money?Are you a banker?

A good impression ? How many decades are you older then her ?The older the better.

How many millions of dollars are you prepared to spend on the ( allready rich) family?

Dont forget a crate of Chang-beer and try talking to them after finishing it.

Thank you for your serious question,

you made my day.