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VocalNeal

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  1. Q. Do you know the worst thing about being bitten by a poisonous snake? A. You're probably Australian.
  2. The bike will run with a dead battery. 98.8% of village bikes can't be wrong. The only thing the battery circuit does is to power the accessories or auxiliaries. The ignition kill circuit is the only thing that will stop the engine. The only common denominator between the two circuits is the ignition switch. If it were my bike the first thing I would check is the ignition switch or the plug/connections on the back of the switch.
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    Mud pump?

    Yes. A vacuum truck🤔 You could build yourself a small 2-inch airlift pump but then you would need to buy a compressor.
  4. But Roman emperor's thumbs down did not mean disapproval. a common misconception for, as the thread title suggests, the intellectually challenged. https://www.thevintagenews.com/2016/08/03/ancient-rome-thumbs-up-thumbs-down-meant-the-opposite-of-what-many-think/
  5. I think the thumbs down infers some kind of authority which in itself is annoying.🤔
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    Visa Agents

    No, it is not if one is simply asking for contact info. Why does a poster have to tell you or us anything? Maybe the OP doesn't wish to wait in a queue🤔
  7. Police were happy to enter my number into their breathalyzer machine as it didn't have any alphanumeric buttons to input my passport number.
  8. I have started to slip and we are not yet out of January.
  9. Paypal didn't like my ID card number.
  10. They gave me a yellow book and a pink card and I didn't even ask. "Please sit here for a photo"
  11. I don't know if you are aware, but Russia is considering unifying its time zones because there is a nine-hour difference between one side of the country and the other. Then the Russian Prime Minister went to Vladimir Putin and said: There is a problem with this idea. My family was on vacation and I called them to say good night and it was morning and they were at the beach. - I called Olaf Scholz to wish him a happy birthday, but he said it was yesterday. I called Xi Jinping to wish him a Happy New Year, but he replied that it was tomorrow. Putin replied: Yes, it happened to me too. I called Yevgeny Prigozhin's family to express my condolences, but his plane had not taken off yet.
  12. No, but it is possible the electric motors produce it. I'm sure that was the funny smell coming off my electric train all those years ago,
  13. Is there a desktop widget that people can buy to measure that🤔
  14. Not made from trees🤓
  15. There was a guy struggling to come up with a costume to wear to a big fancy costume party. Then he had a bright idea. When the host opened the door he found the guy standing there naked with a condom over his nose. “What the hell are you supposed to be?” The host asked. He answered "f c u k nose"
  16. Would that be classed as income, capital gain, or windfall?
  17. Lord save us 🤔 Me give up logic etc. I think you should give up using a search engine. But in your defence you are not the only challenged one.
  18. Did you buy it new? No one else has worked on it? You didn't notice until now? As has been said the thermostat is stuck open or depending on the answers to 1 and 2 someone has removed the thermostat. Diesels do have a tendency to run cooler than a gasoline equivalent.
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