VocalNeal

No worries this is a humour thread

Where are you domicile why don't you apply there?

Or even a power tool???? Spin on it.

Or insecticide on/in the mattress???? Won't be the first.

You think you're a bit of a blade????

Well they have to blame someone or something????

You are confusing your Stanley's , what a tool????

So you rented a house in Korat or you are living temporarily in a hotel or resort????

How do these fictional people get to and from the escalator?

Custer at the Little Big Horn hears , Boom,boom,boom BOOM,Boom,boom,boom,BOOM... He turns to his Geordie sergeant "They've got war drums" The sergeant replied " The thieving baastards"

If humans can learn to ride a bicycle, they can learn to use an escalator.????

After Brexit Putin calls Merkel . PutiN: "So now there is no British Army in Europe" Merkel: "Why do you ask?" Putin: " Just wondering"

The old adage???? We used to take the wife's dog to K Village where there is an escalator. The dog is smart enough to step off the escalator at the top.

This morning at 7.45am, after running, I met my neighbor in the street He said "Where ya bin?" I said "Around the park the back" He said "I don't believe you, where's ya wheelie bin"

At least these Jokes are not recycled????

^ Not as an English teacher????

This morning at 7.45am, after running, I met my neighbor in the street He said "Where ya bin?" I said "Around the back. Today's not the day"

Yeah, don't be a tosser????

They are called rivet nuts https://www.lazada.co.th/products/hifeson-hand-rivet-nut-tool-head-nuts-manual-riveter-rivnut-tool-with-20pcs-steel-nuts-for-m3-m4-m5-m6-m8-m10-for-furniture-renovation-bike-cup-installation-i4252201665-s16831196347.html?

https://www.dw.com/en/thailand-police-find-dismembered-german-man-in-freezer/a-66186888

Yes but you can do it online. Best to live somewhere where the Immigration, driving licence and other government offices are close and not busy.

Reminds me of the guy that ran the zoo carpark (was it Bristol, UK) for years until he retired.

He'll be the 51%????

My father, an ex-merchant man, used to climb up to the bridge and knock on the window. They never refused him entry and he often dined with the actual captain not the staff captain.

Longest I have spent on a ship is 6 months. The longest without being in port was 17 days, if I remember correctly. I would only get bored with some of or all of my fellow passengers. But not with the voyage. Good for the soul. leaving port is a magical experience, esp. if you have never been to the next port. It's all about the future not the past or present.