VocalNeal

Why spoil a joke and not leave for others to solve????

My post was not the answer. Only a clue for others. Of course the joke won't work in Canada.

The lady is two short, both the other guys have one too many.????

Plasterers get about 650???? That's what I paid my guys because that's what they asked for If they work for someone else about 1000 to 1100.

Americans are a bit like the Chinese? They invented everything.????

Navy? If it moves salute it If it doesn't move, paint it.

Gunnery

^ The stainless tank needs a layer of trapped air to function. Drain the water from the tank by removing the unconnected plastic plug then replace the plug and...

If you are hoppy and you know it clamp your ham????

It is quite common practice to fit stones similar to below and use the strimmer engine to turn the stones while holding the blade. In this case he used the wrong kind of attachment (cutting disk). The rpm limit is probably OK but they don't take much sideways force.

Not only Americans and not only "this generation". Seems the only guys earning the money outside are mad dogs and...

aircraft

vomit

Easier than the G-Clamp and gammon steak.????

Take it to the largest/poshest car wash near you ( have tables and chairs and serve coffee) and ask them to polish it because you want to sell it.

Tsk, Tsk. There is no vice in the photo. Just ham. ????

Because it is a requirement of us staying here????

They'd come and look for you, if you went missing in a boat????

We still need oil for lubrication and to make plastic and pharmaceuticals. Agreed it is too valuable to simply burn.

From my recollection grammar school, technical school and private schools all had uniforms. They all travelled on the bus together. I don't remember anyone complaining. They were all home by 4.45pm. Then they could wear what they want after school.

Harebrained

By not joining the drive to the bottom of the price barrel????

money

The boy scouts, but the girl guides????

Farmer Murphy is the his local pub when an American guy starts up a conversation about farming. ‘What kind of farming do you do?” Asks the American “Mixed farming” says Murphy. “A bit of barley and some dairy” “How big is your farm” asks the American “About 60 acres” says Murphy. “Back home in Texas” says the American. “My spread is so large, I can get in my car and it takes me half a day to drive around it.” “Ah”, replied Murphy “I used to have a car like that, once”