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VocalNeal

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  1. Yesterday I went to 7-Eleven on my Goat-Tracker but I must have got an electric wire pinched between the oil cooler cover and the crankcase and I puked oil all the way along the street. Kitty litter to the rescue in the carport and driveway. SHMBO not amused.
  2. This morning at 7.45am, after running, I met my neighbor in the street He said "Where ya bin?" I said "Around the park the back" He said "I don't believe you, where's ya wheelie bin"
  3. At least these Jokes are not recycled????
  4. ^ Not as an English teacher????
  5. This morning at 7.45am, after running, I met my neighbor in the street He said "Where ya bin?" I said "Around the back. Today's not the day"
  6. Yeah, don't be a tosser????
  7. They are called rivet nuts https://www.lazada.co.th/products/hifeson-hand-rivet-nut-tool-head-nuts-manual-riveter-rivnut-tool-with-20pcs-steel-nuts-for-m3-m4-m5-m6-m8-m10-for-furniture-renovation-bike-cup-installation-i4252201665-s16831196347.html?
  8. https://www.dw.com/en/thailand-police-find-dismembered-german-man-in-freezer/a-66186888
  9. Yes but you can do it online. Best to live somewhere where the Immigration, driving licence and other government offices are close and not busy.
  10. Reminds me of the guy that ran the zoo carpark (was it Bristol, UK) for years until he retired.
  11. My father, an ex-merchant man, used to climb up to the bridge and knock on the window. They never refused him entry and he often dined with the actual captain not the staff captain.
  12. Longest I have spent on a ship is 6 months. The longest without being in port was 17 days, if I remember correctly. I would only get bored with some of or all of my fellow passengers. But not with the voyage. Good for the soul. leaving port is a magical experience, esp. if you have never been to the next port. It's all about the future not the past or present.
  13. Does Ctrl.+ right click help????
  14. Ah, You know you kept it, but where exactly is it????
  15. (11) -- What does an Essex girl use for protection during sex? A bus shelter.
  16. Maybe a trip to ITOOLMART Toolshop is in order. South of the airport so not far from Hang Dong
  17. ^ addendum ???? .....get the <deleted> out while you still know everything
  18. She's probably got a Horse Outside????
  19. You'd be hard pressed to find better quality than from Veerasiam if you are in BKK. https://www.factorygear.co.th/shop_online/product/detail/5073
  20. Cuba is a neighbour of the US. Why doesn't the US help promote Cuban growth. So, Cuba doesn't have the same political ideology. So what???? It's been long enough. Are direct flights still off limits?
  21. I have my family tree back to around circa 1350
  22. Sit down near your wifi router. Take the SIM out of the old phone and stick it in the new one switch both phones on and with luck Google will do it all for you. My new Oukitel phone has all my stuff on it from my old Samsung. The new phone asked and I clicked, yes OR Go to any phone shop.
  23. My hobbies???? - Thinking about modifying or fixing my motorcycle - Thinking about modifying or fixing my other motorcycle -Thinking about going for a ride on my other, other motorcycle - Thinking about driving 90kms to go for a walk with friends - Thinking about fixing the dead power point in the kitchen - Thinking about fettling up my RC jet boat. -Waiting for a mate to call so we can go for a liquid lunch
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