Thought I was going to read about one not spitting everywhere, blowing his nose contents on the floor or queuing orderly at some buffet or other.
Ah well, never mind.
But yours likely 'padded' with lesser bills
1M ฿ In banded new 1,000's doesn't amount to much (About the size of £20K GBP mixed notes bagged up)
Whereas a few million GBP in mixed bills takes a few guys to lift it
Poll only shows the clear inability of Joe Public to understand that it's not 'Brexit' at fault but the clear inability of spineless/unwilling politicians to utilise the given opportunity handed them on a plate.
Then you'll be on a 30 day Visa Exemption (visa on arrival is different and not applicable to Australians)
these too (like the above Tourist Visa) can be extended - once- for a further 30 days
MLM for overpriced soap
(The rumour was when I heard it two decades ago, that the top of the pyramid was given as a gratuitous earner to a female from the family that can't be mentioned)
Surely do you not know another UK expat who could pay your UK bank and you pay his Thai bank.
Strike a deal on the bank fees/rates you would have incurred....win/win all round