Boater

A PAEDOPHILE dubbed Mr Swirl smirked as he was jailed yesterday for abusing a boy aged 13. Vile Christopher Neil, 32, obscured his face with a digital swirl in hundreds of internet pictures of him raping boys.

Cops unscrambled the Canadian teacher’s features and Interpol finally arrested him after a tip-off led them to Bangkok — where Neil was living with a “ladyboy”.

He was caged for three years and three months in Thailand after admitting he forced the boy to perform a sex act on him. He also has to pay £1,000 to the lad’s family.

The sex fiend smiled as he was led off, but then whined: “I’m zero, I’m nothing. What can I do?”

Neil is also accused of abusing the child’s little brother, which he denies.

He faces up to 20 years in prison if convicted of claims he paid the nine-year-old £15 for a sex act.

Ronald Noble, of Interpol, praised the success of the investigation, saying: “We’ll use all available legal tools to track down predators.”

Sick smirk ... Paul Neil

that is a lot of Yabba !, i suppose this will be the firing squad for this people

the supermarket next to the sandwich shoppee in Laguna sells it

having bigger assets, but i will let you work out what

i travel often on them, as i have no other option if you need to take a car off the island.

but i did note a while back, that alot of the safty card records on the side of the ships where 3 years out of date and the Life Jacket container was pad locked shut ...

If you to the ThaiVisa General Forum you will find an article about Asiapay. It's under the heading of 'Scam Warning'!

I found article about AsiaNpay but not Asiapay (Asia not Asian). Am I wrong ? There seems to be 2 different companies.

Philippe

its www.asiapay.com who are the scammers, pay them nothing

MK serving bad food ?

Personally I have never experienced that, always good.

I have had good and bad food there, but i do not blame MK, more i blame the person on the table cooking it

i dont understand the post???

A friend od mine offender me a gurha.

He's from Nepal,this one is one of the Uncles brothers.

Should I accept\?

A friend od a friend Over Dosed ? ( OD )

I am lost on this one

well in samui and this is my result

not to good

i have always wondered why Vauxhall ( Opel ) are not selling anymore in Thailand? , i think the Astra Convertible would be a hit here

joecoolonsamui, did you ever find your lawyer?,

unless you leave the airport, you are considered to be in transit, thus they will look at your original port of departure.

when i last flew into the UK, i did have 800 on me, and all was ok.......

try siam legal www.siamlegal.com

they do now, and the number is 1112 ....

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me dear sweet wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church next to me dear sweet wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a wee bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, when it was over."

A handful of 7 year old children were asked what they thought of beer.....

7-year-old Tim: ' I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.'

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7-year-old Mellanie: ' Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.'

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7-year-old Grady: 'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny....'

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7-year-old Toby: 'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'

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7-year-old Sarah: 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny.

He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much....'

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7-year-old Lilly: 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool....'

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7-year-old Ethan: 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbeque and they taste disgusting!'

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7-year-old Shirley: 'I give dads' beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'

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7-year-old Jack: 'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to 'go bury his bone down the street again' but that doesn't make any sense.'

when i was in Singapore the other week, i was at 8000 odd download and 2000 upload

to be honest, never heard of them, and there website has not be updated since 2006

if you are in doubt ( as maybe you want them to build for you ) ask them for some references, as maybe they are good?

good topic to bring up, as when i visit the UK and come back to Thailand, i have actually left my card in the ATM because of this order ( please note this is when i am a little drunk )

I added another column and calculated the number of deaths per million visitors. I am pleased to say, Thailand comes out top, streets ahead of its nearest rival India

Country British visits (millions) Deaths Deaths per million visitors

Thailand 0.86 269 312.79

India 0.6 126 210.00

Germany 2.37 294 124.05

Australia 0.7 76 108.57

Spain 17 1,591 93.59

Cyprus 1.5 81 54.00

Pakistan 0.28 14 50.00

UAE 1.1 51 46.36

Italy 3.5 156 44.57

Greece 3 131 43.67

Turkey 1.92 69 35.94

France 14.8 385 26.01

US 6.5 95 14.62

Indonesia 0.14 2 14.29

Netherlands 1.9 18 9.47

Let’s be careful out there!

very scary information

There were 4,603 arrests of Britons at 15 holiday destinations last year (file photo)

But they could have used some hot chicks as the file photo

please only post jokes that are funny PLEASE ............................................................

dont forget its not only pattaya, dont forget Phuket and Samui...

I came across a real nasty bunch of Brits living in samui the other day, so i understand the OP

But what can you do????

i still think of thailand like russia, you either have money or you don't, there really isn't a middle class .....

Let us hope this poor man didn't die in vain. Please learn a lesson from this tragedy. Never, ever buy real estate in your Thai mate's name, no matter how much you think the love and trust is real.

It is not our fault the Thai government policies make it impossible to own land in our names, but we certainly can protect ourselves, and if your mate doesn't understand, maybe they don't really love you as much as you think they do.

A related question I have is how often do you think farangs are murdered by their Thai mates when the Thai mate knows or thinks they are named in the farang's will? I don't have an easy answer for that one as many of us reasonably want to help out our Thai mates this way.

Let us hope this poor man didn't die in vain.

if you look at the OP, it took him 7 hours to die..............

but with some of the above posts, please keep this topic in line, and not revert to the stupid posts in the UK papers from there readers, as the victims family may well pic up on this thread...

Tx