Posts posted by Boater
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Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter..'
Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'
One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'
To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'
The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'
Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'
Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!
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larry's dive soi 22
Best burger i have had in 3 years,great fries too

must try there
i had a big mango cheese burger the other day, and was not overly impressed! ... bun was not so good and the fries where awfull and also they didnt shread the lettuce !
there was a place down Koh San where i had a really good burger 3 years ago, i believe the place was ' silk ' ?
cheers
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My wife told me that some 20 years ago she and other locals were very curious and happy to see the falangs coming to Samui - new people, new style (mostly backpackers), nice talking. friendly. These days it is too much business and farangs are not the same nice like before.
but the locals just get sweeter.
Or cuter, depending on the definition of cuter...

or more expensive

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cheers
boater
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A FURIOUS wife bit off her hubby's manhood after waking up to find him in a clinch with her best friend.
Katya Kharitovonova, 36, was jailed for two years for the wounds she inflicted on hubby Mikhail, 40, and his lover Liza Dmitriyeva, 33.
The Russian couple had gone for a walk when they met Katya's pal Liza and invited her home for a meal.
After eating, they settled down to watch HG Wells movie The War of the Worlds – but Katya fell asleep.
Mikhail told a court near Moscow: "Liza started stroking my hair and legs, and then it went further."
Liza admitted: "I kissed Mikhail's lips. He didn't resist, and then I kissed him more."
After half an hour, Katya woke up to find her husband half naked and her best friend performing a sex act on him.
Katya immediately seized a floor lamp and crashed it over Liza's head before biting and severing her husband's penis.
Mikhail, who was too drunk to dodge his wife's advances, said: "I saw blood spurting out of Liza's mouth and then felt a sharp pain. I don't remember what happened next, I was unconscious."
Realising the seriousness of the wounds she inflicted, Katya called an ambulance and the pair were taken to casualty at a nearby hospital.
Liza suffered severe concussion while Mikhail's willy had to be stitched back together.
Katya faces two years behind bars in a labour camp. The judges told her she had no right to act in such a violent manner despite the provocation by her husband and best friend.
Pain ... angry wife bit off hubby's manhood -
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so its true, i thought the mods where winding us up with this membership lark ! .............. but i see only one member then

so what is the Platinum Loudge Forum and Platunum Members meetups ? must be pretty lonely with only MjPerry ?
But i like the ' No ads. 100% ad free forums. ' maybe more will join

do Bedlam members get a discount ?
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I agree with Churchill, but if you want to get same day credit from a branch at SCB in Bangkok, it is best to ask them how to do it. Note, for SCB Bangkok to get same day credit from HSBC Thailand, the check would have to be deposited before this branch's cut off time. Of course, this may not mean that they pass this on to you, but at worst case (unless deposited at SCB Bangkok after their cut off time on a Friday or before a bank holiday), the SCB Bangkok branch should give you next day credit.
well i will try SCB first, if they say it will take a long time, i will just go to HSBC and cash it
tx
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Miss Thailand In Fisherman's Village This Afty
in Koh Samui, Koh Phangan, Koh Tao
well i highly doubt lamai or Chawengs finest even made the short list