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  1. Why Filipino Students are Disliked Abroad! It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Pinoy student named Pedro Madlangsakay entered the fourth grade.The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.Teacher :- Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"She saw a sea of blank faces except for Pedro, who had his hand up:Pedro :- 'Patrick Henry, 1775,' he said.'Very good!Teacher :- Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?''Again, no response except from Pedro:- .'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Pedro.The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do.'She heard a loud whisper: '<deleted> the Indians''Who said that?' she demanded. Pedro put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'Again, Pedro says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'Pedro jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to MonicaLewinsky, 1997.'Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little <deleted>. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'Pedro frantically yells at the top of his voice,'Michael Jackson to the child witness testifying against him, 2004.'The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said,'Oh <deleted>, we're screwed!' And Pedro said quietly,'I think it was Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008'.
  2. Ah, that's what it was all about.
  3. Then why take the drugs in you stupid woman?
  4. I think this is goodbye Boris. And whomever replaces him will not be going to the polls anytime soon.
  5. Can't see neighboring countries waiting too long to jump on this gravy train despite their current stringent regulations. Just the same as Thailand a few months ago and just look at the change. I am guessing Vietnam at the head of the queue?
  6. Android box, Kodi, watch just about anything.
  7. You got screwed!
  8. I think maybe Myanmar knows that most of the recent weapons purchases don't have any propulsion units.
  9. One aircraft and long slow queues? Even if there was a problem with docs surely just put more immigration officers to deal with those with docs and those without?
  10. 2-3 minutes of excitement is more than enough for me nowadays!
  11. Right eye, Saint Peter Eye Hospital 15 years ago, no problems.
  12. Thaksin was going to do it with Macao backing in around 2006, guess what happened? Another one of those regular events in Thailand where the guys in uniform decide they want a share of the spoils.
  13. Apparently it is not the pockets that are getting picked?
  14. It is why I am asking the question if anyone actually knows, and specifically Boots.
  15. The Thai wife of a departed friend receives a widows pension from Boots UK, coming up to 4 years now. She has been told by someone that it is only payable for 5 years which I think is probably not correct but said I will try and find out on her behalf. She has written and emailed Boots but they do not reply. Anybody able to provide the correct information? Thanks
  16. Juvenile to senile!
  17. Hardly relevant the military etc will still be in power in one form or another for some time to come.
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