talahtnut

Yeahhh, remember Hot chocolate..they wrote this one about me..lots of bar gals say

the same..Must be true.

19 hours ago, tutsiwarrior said:

a few years ago I bought a new Isuzu crew cab pickup for the family to use...a sensible utility type vehicle...don't drive it none meself, don't like driving, I have my stepdaughter chauffeur me around when the need arises...

 

I said to the wife: 'don't ye want an SUV instead?' but she said nah, diesel pickups are the way to go out in the countryside...anything else and folks might reckon that yer too high falutin...she was concerned about appearances, rest her soul...

 

 

mmm...wonderin' about the delights lurking between Janis' thighs in the photo...

 

 

Your dear wife is quite correct, appearances are everything..which is why my daily

drive is an old rusty 2cv, bought for £60.  I parked late one night in Belgravia and

a passing couple said, 'Yes you should put the hood up or it will be full of rubbish

in the morning'..not really what I wanted to hear.

Your mind is too easily distracted from the music by a pair of thighs.

2 hours ago, tutsiwarrior said:

it was a Hillman Husky 'Estate' car, three doors...useta park under the trees at rock concerts and loll about and listen to the music outside, could never afford the price of admission...'say man...you wanna buy some reds?' 'mescaline!, mescaline!'...maybe the Diggers would be there with some free food...always plenty of smokin' dope and cheap red wine...

 

the magic of the Hillman Husky...it captured the moment...looked like something out of an R. Crumb cartoon...perfect for the late 60s...later to panhandle some change to buy fuel to get home...1250 cc, good fuel economy...

 

 

You had a good time..brilliant.  Stupid or wacky cars are the best fun..and

they get the nicest crumpet.  I hope you haven't grown up and gone sensible.

14 minutes ago, tutsiwarrior said:

in 1968 I had a 1958 Hillman Husky, not designed to do more than 50mph, with an inadequate cooling system that overheated frequently on the freeways of southern California...by that time I was a handsome lad and had plenty of gurlfrens and when we wanted to go anywhere we borrowed the parents' car instead...I didn't care much about appearances, smoked a lot of dope and drank cheap red wine, etc...but I was a nice guy and reasonably intelligent and doing well in high school so that the parents knew that I was trustworthy...I was frequently invited for supper...

 

 

 

A hillman Husky in California..I am amazed..Like me, you have no taste

in vehicles.

3 months ago when I was in Patters, I spotted a 54 Hillman minx conv.

all same colours, on ebay, I just had to buy it. Tons of welding and new bits

and she'll be a little beauty...while my son looks on totaly bemused..he

wants to bag, chop, lower, short block it, and french it...not this time buddy.

Please dont tell me you're looking for a Husky.

22 minutes ago, tutsiwarrior said:

nah, he couldn't have been more than 2 - 3 years older and chasin' pussy rather than paddlin' out to the line up...

 

meself, I resided within the bosom and the loins of OMO ('our mother ocean') and that gave me an advantage when he tried to fug with me...

 

 

At 19 I bought a used 1954 Hillman Minx convertible..Aha, a pussy magnet,

so I thought, but I spent most of the time underneath it than attending to

pussy matters.  Henceforward I morphed into a piston head crank and fell

in love with the internal combustion engine.  I still prefer an old car to a

crafty pussy any day. Perhaps its the reason I've been chucked out so often.

1 hour ago, tutsiwarrior said:

 

'let's dance' came out in 1962 when I was 12 y.o. and on them teenage dance shows on the TV them older girls and their moves really got my 12 y.o. hormones goin'...hadta go surfin' to get my mind offa sex (and everyone knows that surfin' is better than sex...)

 

to suppress my urges I got good at surfin' and then the school surf bully challenged me to a one on one at Rincon, winter of 1963...all the surfers from school were there and watched me kick his ass, got 3 rides to every one of his...but he was older and was probably gettin' laid already and didn't pay as much attention to surfin' as I did...

 

 

 

 

 

I was 19 at that time..so it was you kickin' my ass was it.

Music and ladies, so beautiful in the 60s.

Bring back the 60s

Remember the the 60s ?

4 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Surprised that this hasn’t been posted !!
 

 

( apology’s if it has been )

I play football like the Japanese.

Speaking as a super alpha male, which I am not, I find one can attract any

woman by constantly lying, being off hand, bossy, generally unpleasant,

and scruffy.  So for my  months of the year in the UK I am alone, and

peace reigns..love it.

20 hours ago, bannork said:

Petula Clark dropped in to see John Lennon in Montreal. She appears at 4:10

 

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be nice if musicians ran the world!    you looking at my bird too?

2 hours ago, NonthaburiBear said:

 

Yeah, she was my GF in the 60s..in my mind anyway.

On 7/2/2018 at 9:48 AM, GarryP said:

Should have been over the pubic mound for those who get lost. 

Surprisingly not many people got that.

On 7/3/2018 at 1:31 AM, ThaiPauly said:

Why couldnt you have stayed with her then instead of palming her off on me???

 

 

That was a very expensive couple of  years!!!

£4.23. to be exact?

3 hours ago, NonthaburiBear said:

well you pick the wromg race horses mate

They picked me...known the 'also ran'.

1 hour ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Wonder what she called the right one ? Rosie ??

Andy?

9 minutes ago, Laza 45 said:

Many many years ago I got to the point of getting her top off.. 'JIM' .in very big letters..tattooed on her left breast.. kind of turned me off...

 

Thats my name..Jimmy Jooper.

3 hours ago, ThaiPauly said:

My last wife had my name tattood on her shoulder. I never asked her to do it.

 

Wonder if she ever had it removed or weather all he boyfriends had to be called Paul !!!

Nah..I was the original Paul before you.

7 minutes ago, tifino said:

 

ah! ummm... you don't wanted be 'saddled with' one!  ? 

Nah..I've been bucked off twice already in the UK.

Women are like racehorses, beautiful to look at, wonderful to ride,

....but you wouldn't want one in your home.

3 hours ago, JLCrab said:

And the vocal rendition as often performed by Trans --

 

Anyone listen to this all the way through?   You don't often hear a Steinway

out of tune do you.

18 minutes ago, Digitalbanana said:

Unpaid Intern - Pro Kabaddi League [2018]

 

This 'music' is depressing and belongs in the bong it came from.