talahtnut

9 hours ago, StreetCowboy said:

Nothing a gillette blue 2 won't sort - you could be as suave and dapper as I 

albeit preferably not cocking your head to the side and squinting while kicking a goal like that <deleted> Owen Farrell, who definetley looks nothing like me, regardless of how innocent he is of murdering the nanny

 

I met Veronica at a party in Belgravia, but she didn't recognize

me without my moustache.

9 hours ago, StreetCowboy said:

And I apologise, but there can be no music to suit, unless you feel slightly ill; I feel the Tigers may have got the better of me this evening.

I surely dont feel ill, particularly in the up and unders thank you.

3 minutes ago, StreetCowboy said:

Haway son if ye waant medicine ye should away doon the doctors

 

I can't believe he's still dead

 

SC

You've gorn and given me a nutache.

Makin' dodgy shapes in the local Palais in the 70s..

47 minutes ago, CanuckThai said:

This applies to the LOS also....555

 

 

UK too..like his style..and the 76 Caddy Eldo.

Skank on this

9 minutes ago, CanuckThai said:

This applies to the LOS also....555

UK too, like his style..  and the white 76 Caddy Eldorado.

11 minutes ago, HAKAPALITA said:

Im lost here. Some Brits cant take their Thai Wives home because they have not enough money to support them. If so they got something right. The Man can go back alone amd get hadouts i suppose.?.

Brits have ways and means too, here and in UK..nothing is impossible.

6 minutes ago, Grouse said:

Then catch them and gaol them! No question. No fines. Gaol.

 Catching 'em.   lol

19 minutes ago, transam said:

I watched a UK program the other night, they were talking to a Greek woman working in a UK banana packing place. They asked her why she was in the UK doing this sort of work, she said she had a shop in Greece that went down the pan because nobody has money to spend. She also said she has a husband and kids in Greece that she sends money too and hopes in the future she can bring them to the UK...

There are foreign organisation in UK that arrange anything with false documents and lies.

1 hour ago, StreetCowboy said:

I was in another thread and I came over all a bit Hills Are Alive, and I thought - what's your favourite musical?

 

OK, your second favourite?

It's not easy...

 

Maybe you could ask a friend or relative.

 

You've not heard or seen anything like them!

Its not easy, my easy choice.

Did you get bored with Brexit..I did.

1 hour ago, bannork said:

Music to calm Gnasher down when the heat gets too much.

Gnasher said "Grrr..thanks"

32 minutes ago, Slaps said:

Absolute Rubbish Laddie

Yes Yes Exceptionally well thought out and executed.

A damning comment on the education system.

1 hour ago, balo said:

In the 80''s you could claim you've seen it all , when it comes to music , having a look on all those weird videos and musical styles keeps you wonder what we were up to . And surprisingly went straight up the charts

Pretty tame compared with London. My old GF, a psychologist

introduced me to this...Nice tune though.

7 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

SPOILER ALERT: as nobody on this forum deserves to have to listen to JB I’ve posted something a little different

Frikkin Brilliant   I'm not Blunt, just not very sharp.

To continue the degenerate theme.

7 hours ago, tutsiwarrior said:

I love the gals in them thin cotton summer dresses with the tennis shoes...

Man, that song is Eargasm.

I had a similar romantic episode on a rainy night in Hackney,

East London at a bus stop outside a kebab shop. She was

wearing baggy jeans down to her ass and a hoody with a

baseball hat, and clutching a bag of chips from the kebab

shop. She stood at the other end of the bus stop. I said,

'Your beautiful, gizza a chip'.She replied in a gruff but

heavenly voice, 'F*** off'.     Wonderful lady.

Is there anywhere in Patters that can teach me these moves?

Love techno.

19 minutes ago, Slaps said:

Your mortal remains have a home then

Good thing I didn't take up the fiddle.

40 minutes ago, balo said:

 

Who cares , just need to lighten up sometimes .  

Good point..I dont care either, I used to work for a transexual lesbian

boss in my first job, lovely person, gave me her grand piano when

she moved.   Seen it all in London.

Oh Follock, deep joy, the knee clappers have finished stouting.

22 minutes ago, balo said:

Lets start getting funky with this classic from the 80's .

And hit the dance flooooor.....

80s ever so slightly camp

24 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

This should be right up his soi then

That wasn't too bad, those cars would look better

up my street.

Benz 600..59 S1 Bentley..69 Caddy..and a Shadow..

47 minutes ago, bannork said:

What sort of dog do you have Talahtnut? I suspect a poodle or Yorkshire terrier if Eugene and his axe frightened him or her.

I suggest you toughen it up with some headbanging rock but first a wonderful summer song from the West Coast boys.

Its a hairy arsed Thai stray, killer dog, squeezed through the railings,

got fat and couldn't get out, and has a penchant for eating noisy

peoples legs.  Name: Gnasher.

8 minutes ago, JaseTheBass said:

Now look what you've gone and done...

Sent from my R2D2 droid using my C3P0 manservant
 

Could be worse.

4 minutes ago, Slaps said:

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ok

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This is 100% classic eternal luxurious earcandy .. sadly a lost art.

Hope you dont like it.