chickenslegs

I can't name the hat, but I can see where she might hang it. (We used to call them "chapel hat pegs")

Altitude

Roads

Tattyfilarious

There's no excuse for not spelling clitoris correctly. It's one of the first words we look up when given our first dictionary at school.

The advantage that the Thai female rowing crews have over their opponents is their tiny cox.

Ship

You need to watch this to the end.

Panic

I don't often swear out loud when I'm browsing the net, but at 0:11 ...

Tailor

Cards

Moon

Salve

Summer

Solving

Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between their country and the U.S. One of them mentions he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well. So they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.' The first guy unwraps his, looks at it, and nervously looks at his friend. “Which part did you get?”

My wife complained that I never buy her flowers. It came as a complete surprise. I never knew she sold flowers.

Girls

Double

Rest

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