chickenslegs

Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

I bought sneakers from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day!

I want a job cleaning mirrors. It’s something I can really see myself doing.

What’s the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle.

Milk

He took the drink/drive advice literally. When you are high on booze or drugs, don't ride your motorbike home. Take a bus.

There are other ways of working off one's frustrations ...

We rarely get to know the precise questions asked in these polls. In this case I expect it was something like ... Q1 - Who do you believe can get Thailand out of this economic mess? (a) Prayuth (b) Joe Biden (c) Santa Claus (d) The Tooth Fairy

Homepro

Slithering

But, when asked to provide an example of irony, you replied that this is your best example ... How ironic [sarcasm].

Sharp

Thumb

Uncle

She got those umbrellas free from Krungsri, Siam Commercial, and Kasikorn banks.

Open

Trigger

Sine

I have a Bangkok Bank account and all my Wise transfers (from UK) show as FTT in the bank book and on statements. Maybe you should contact Wise and explain your problem.

When you get to the "Payment purpose" question on your Wise transfer request, choose "Funds for long term stay in Thailand". Wise are aware of the issue and created this option specifically to help us.

Stationary

Drilling

Subtle as a brick.