chickenslegs

An airline company lost a my luggage, so I decided to sue them. Too bad I lost my case.

Lumberjack

Is anyone else curious to know who is posting so many "sad" emojis in this thread? "Worst joke ever" means that some of the jokes will be lame, or cringeworthy. We do not all have the same sense of humour - IMO, that's what keeps the thread popular. What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson! What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two! I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

Pint

Paratrooper

Seems there are similar scams reported ... https://www.ricksdailytips.com/fake-gmail-account-closure-emails/

Metre

Dictionary Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more po·et·ic li·cense noun noun: poetic licence the freedom to depart from the facts of a matter or from the conventional rules of language when speaking or writing in order to create an effect. "he used a little poetic license to embroider a good tale"

Is it related to the windscreen viper?

Fan

Keeper

Know

And while they're at it, explain the benefits of compulsory weekly Scouts day and Scouts uniforms for boys and girls.

Give a friend or family member your Wise account number and sort code. Ask them to send $5 to your Wise account. If it is received successfully you will know that the problem is with your US bank (not accepting payments to Wise). If it fails you will know that the problem is with Wise.

Screwdriver

Platypus

They do arrive at the store as individually wrapped grapes. There is a team of ladies in the back of the stock room whose job it is to painstakingly unwrap and glue them to twigs for better shelf presentation. I heard it on the grape vine.

Hemorrhoids

Jack

Geronimo

Copy

Parcel

Screw

Miss

Dealer