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chickenslegs

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  1. Health insurance is a massive earner here. I don't think the insurance companies would be too pleased if the Government allowed foreigners to join the 30 Baht scheme (even at a higher price).
  2. Saw a radio for sale for 50 Baht, with a broken volume control. I couldn’t turn it down.
  3. Police found the local ice cream man dead in his van covered in raspberry sauce, nuts and hundreds & thousands. They think he topped himself…
  4. Have you been hit with a rhythm stick? If so, you could be entitled to compensation if you make a personal Ian Dury claim.
  5. When I came out of the operating theatre I could hear cool jazz music. Don't worry said the surgeon, that's just your new hip joint.
  6. John Lennon had a secret art collection, painted entirely in mauve, lilac, violet and lavender. Imagine all the purple…
  7. I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing “Danger Zone” seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
  8. A mate of mine used to be in a band called The Hinges. They never made the big time, but they supported The Doors.
  9. You mean, why do they want to control strays around the area of City Hall? That's anyone's guess ????
  10. The missus just told me that the bank had the place stripped, then fully re-decorated inside and out prior to putting it up far sale. Looking at the photo in the OP, that seems likely to be correct. Owner should still get appropriate compensation for all the missing goods - especially family photos and other sentimental items. But, how do you put a price on such things?
  11. Oh no! My collection of priceless signed 1st editions (and all the receipts) have been incinerated ????
  12. Photographer at a wedding was knocked out yesterday when he was hit by a huge block of cheddar that fell from the kitchens. Everyone did try to warn him….????
  13. I haven't been suffering with insomnia, so I went to see a doctor. He said, “Sleep on the edge of the bed, you’ll soon drop off”

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