chickenslegs

He declared his intention to "fight to the death" and not surrender to the police. Then he started shooting. Police officers returned fire and he was killed. He already murdered 2 people, so they knew he was capable of killing. Self defence is not extra-judicial killing - not by any stretch. The good news is that all the police and villagers got home safely that night.

Wotsit

Is the "other wall" a neighbouring house, or a just a garden wall? If it's a garden wall (usually a concrete frame filled with blocks and rendered) AND if you have a cooperative neighbour, you could take out the blocks then properly render and waterproof your wall. Rebuilding the garden wall afterwards should not be too expensive.

Meccano

Congratulations!

Around Christmas of that year he added mistletoe and wine to his diet,

Here is a prime example of the need for a negative emoji on ASEANNOW.com. 7 (so far) positive responses to this post. My guess is that it would have received an equal or greater number of negative responses, if members had the choice of a button other than laugh, love, thanks, or thumbs up.

It's the best money can buy.

A Man Called Horse

My grandkids have nicknamed me "Spiderman". I don't have any superpowers, I just can't climb out of the bath.

Talking of superpowers: I just melted an ice cube by staring at it. Took about half an hour longer than I thought it would though.

I have the superpower of stopping a speeding bullet! But just once.

A priest, a lawyer, and a golfer are discussing the costs and benefits of having an affair. The priest says no one should ever have an affair. It is against God's law and ruins families. The lawyer says it's not a good idea to have an affair as it could lead to divorce and that is not good for your financial situation. The golfer says it's an excellent idea to have an affair and it is very important to be honest about it with your wife AND your mistress. Your wife will think you're spending time with your mistress, your mistress will think you're with your wife, and you can finally get some time in on the golf course.

Why did the mexican start taking anti anxiety meds? He was taking them for hispanic attacks.

Free Organic Pathologist Test Go up to a tree and take a leak: * If pee attracts ants, you've got diabetes. * If it dries fast, your sodium is high. * If it smells like meat, your cholesterol is high. * If you forgot to unzip, it's Alzheimer's. * If you missed the tree, Parkinson's. * If you peed on your shoes, enlarged prostate. * If you can't smell it, COVID 19.

My mother in law suffers from acute diabetes and hay fever.... I always try to cheer her up with chocolate and flowers.

I was just on a diabetes information website... It asked if I would accept cookies. Is that a trick question?

When I was a kid if I was naughty my dad use to hit me with polaroid camera. To this day I can still have instant flashbacks.

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing “Danger Zone” seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.

A man walks into a dentist and says “I think I’m a moth”. The dentist says “You need a psychiatrist not a dentist”. The man replies “I know but your light was on”

Margarita

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