Gazza

So how long will I get to live if my wife starts allowing me threesomes? 

How long do you expect to live if she doesn't? Are you going to tell her?

I'm trying to get my wife involved in a threesome.

I've already tried explaining to her that we have a three quarter bed.

So if I use a quarter and She uses a quarter....then there's a quarter simply going to waste. ermmm...I think.

The only horror film that has ever scared me was 'The Haunting'. The remake with Liam Neelson was crap because it used too many visual effects.

In the original you saw fukc all and had to use your imagination as to what was behind the bending door or in the corridors.

So how long will I get to live if my wife starts allowing me threesomes?

Try this link.

http://www.siammotorcycles.com/index.html

Not much info and the site has never been updated as far as I'm aware.

Soundtrack inc. theme from "The Edge of Darkness" especially the incidental music during the computer hacking scene. It's the only time I'd actually sat on the edge of a seat watching something.

Also, most of John Carpenters music from his films.

Clio, try this link for importing info.

http://www.geocities.com/bkkriders/faq/index.html#import

Following is a post from the bkkriders forum.

Note: This post is not by me but I think a forum member

"Here ya go…

Got the bike into the country and was given all sorts of documents by the

shipping agent. The important ones are the manifest from the shipper, a

YELLOW slip/receipt showing the amount of import tax paid (72K in my

case!!!), a shipping invoice from the person/company who sold you the

vehicle. Along with this you need a notarized document showing your Thai

address, passport copy showing pic page and Visa/Arrival card.

You go to building 2/level 1/counter 5 to submit the initial documents.

Don’t take NO for an answer particularly if you don’t speak Thai. The lady

there on the day I went spoke elementary English which was enough to go to

stage 2. She will staple an inspection sheet to all your forms and will

point to “building 4… inspection”

Stage 2: Inspection… ride bike to building 4 where there is a building and

a garage with 6 (I think) vehicle inspection lanes. Park outside. GO into

room 2 on the ground floor of the building 4 and approach the middle

counter. The lady will check your papers and give you a small blue slip

and she will wave you into LANE 1 for an inspection. Park the bike in

between lane 1 & 2, and wait. You should have time for 3-4 cigarettes while

someone scantly looks over the bike and “brass rubs” the chassis number onto

masking tape. Take papers back inside once complete to the same lady and

wait (15mins) and she will hand everything back to you. Now return to

building 2, 4th floor and show the papers to the info desk. You will be

ushered to a desk out the back to a guy who allocates number plate numbers.

It will be written on the sheet and handed back to you. Now go to ground

floor again, counter 5 and give all the papers in.

You’ll be told to buy compulsory insurance. The Dept of Insurance counter

is right adjacent to Counter 5. Drop your papers in the plastic box on the

booth and they will be processed and you will be issued a handwritten

Insurance disc and asked to pay 645bht. Pay it and go back to counter 5

behind you. Now all things being equal, you should be registered and

insured. Last task is to get the plate from building 6 but in my case,

after 4 hours they took pity on me and sent the runner to get the plate for

me.

Go outside, breathe deeply and light a cigarette if you haven’t smoked them

all already. Tuck the plate in your trousers, put the insurance disc in

your pocket and head on out. In my case, I U-Turned back towards Vibhavbi

Rangsit road past Mo Chit Market and was immediately stopped my a fat

policeman. I smiled, handed him the insurance disc and number plate and

tapped my feet. After 3 minutes of tooth sucking, no offences could be

concocted against me and I was waved on my legal way without paying any

500bht bribes

I used to live in Japan and once did the entire work permit process myself

at the Minato-ku Immigration Bureau – put it this way, I had flash backs to

that experience on Monday."

I thought it was two seasons

Hot and hot with rain !

I thought there were 3 seasons. Hot, Hotter and '<deleted> 'ell! The wax in my ears is melting'

I have an unregistered 12-call sim.  I would have expected to get text messages from them, telling me that I needed to register, and what will happen if I don't.  (Will anything actually happen if I don't?)  So far nothing.  Has anybody been contacted by thier service provider, informing of the need to register?

Even if they were able to notify you by text you'd probably only be warned 24 hrs before the deadline.

One week ago 1-2 Call texted me to say that I had to recharge my account, one day before my account was to be suspended. I bought a re-fill card of 300baht and figured seeing that I hardly use the mobile I would wait about a month before recharging the account as I hardly call to anyone.

I received another text from them today saying that they would disable my number tomorrow if it's not recharged.

<deleted>!! Only one week after suspending my account? I thought users were given about 4 weeks to charge up an account. Have things changed or was this a mistake by 1-2-Call?

The drivers license will always serve as sufficient I.D.

Just curious, what happens when you get a new passport and number?

Go to the LTO and inform them of the passport number change?

I used to have a few of those 3-for-100baht ties that mostly ended up crumpled over time. Had a mute girl in my room once straighten them out while I was showering. Don't know what she did because I didn't even have an iron.

She was a free-lancer that actually made ties in Pratunam during the day. Trick of the tie trade maybe?

Congrats to all!

I remember being presented with a new born 12 years ago. Seeing those miniscule fingers with tiny little fingernails wrap around one of my own fingers was truely amazing.

I was particularly more amazed because I'd actually ordered a pizza.

Ha, that catfish is nothing. Should've seen the one that I caught the other day but got away.

Crackdown on Acts of God.

Mother Nature had better be careful else she'll be found in a dustbin riddled with bullets.

And the verdict would be she committed suicide.

ThaiPauly/ThaiPoorly, I'm gonna get a few beers tonight just so that I can drink to your good health.

Anyone going to be feeling sick tomorrow night? Let me know and I'll get a few more beers in.

Smoke from Indonesian forest fires reaches Satun 

Residents, particularly motorcycle taxi drivers, are, meanwhile, complaining of sore eyes and noses.

--TNA 2005-06-28

Over a year ago I had the same problem with sore eyes while riding due to smoke in the air. That was when I was riding in the north of Thailand.

So if the Thai government complains, they should clear the air in their own backyard first.

I'm retiring in a few weeks so won't be transiting through Narita as often as I have over the last few decades. I would like to keep this page up, but I will be depending more on travelers reports than on my own observations.

So, if anyone has additions, corrections or suggestions, please send me e-mail. There is a mailto link on the top of the page.

TIA

Krub - Thanks for your kind words. 

The denial of the shore pass was my own experience with my girlfriend and it was quite horrific. They never gave us any reason for the denial and were quite cruel about the whole thing. Everything we showed them, including onward air tickets (business class), evidence of employment back on Saipan, etc., clearly showed that she was not an overstay risk. Still they denied our request for shore pass.

Good luck!

mg, the first time that I took my family to Saipan my wife was refused entry into Japan and we all had to stay in a 'secured' hotel, which basically was an ordinary hotel but we had a security officer sitting outside our room. Even though we had booked hotel rooms in Saipan and my wife had three unused and expired visas, 2 British and 1 Japanese.

Didn't bother me too much at the time until I discovered that NWA would've given us free meals and accomodation.

Coming back from Saipan our passports and tickets were scrutinised and we were eventually we were all allowed in after about a 45 min wait. I didn't like the thought of spending approx 20 hrs in a secured hotel and was glad for the kids that we were able to spend the following day at Ueno zoo instead of a hotel room with no coat hangers, locked windows and only Jap channels on TV.

I've known many teachers in the past who used the Saipan run to get Thai girls into Japan and can understand the Japanese immigration reluctance to allow any Thai onto their soil. But when my wife who has my surname on all her documents, has unused visas for Britain as well as Japan, has stamps from other SE Asian countries, is standing next to two of our three children and her husband who has a faxed confirmation of a meeting with a person from the Saipan Chamber of Commerce, then it gives you an idea of how tough they can be with their regulations.

Later trips however seemed to go smoothly and never had any problems. Probably getting those first Japanese entry and departure stamps helped pave the way for later trouble free entries.

After a number of injections my jaw got number.

is number an actual word....  it should be "more numb" shouldn't it ?

Just seen that after reading it again.

totster 

You mean when you read it, you had to read it again?

Ooops! It's catching.

The westerners are surely to blame!

At least that's what thais like to tell me when someone gets raped and then they say it's because westerners make movies too erotic  (ie - Tomb raider).

Hmmmm now i must go to Bangla Rd .

I think the movie his Thai friends were talking about was the porno version of that film, called Bum Raider.

I preferred the 'Womb Raider' porno myself. Much better than 'Saving Ryan's Privates'.

I saw for movies, but what sense does it make if you can buy the game for 2 US$ in Panthip.

I heard that in the USA there are many stores which gives PC, PS2, XBOX,etc game rentals. Is there any stores like this in Bangkok? I haven't seen one but this shud come to BKK soon and this wud work!

I agree too. Games only cost me the aquivalent of a quid. Movies are usually only 90 mins long whereas some games can have 40+ hours of game play and can take weeks if not months to complete.

Nice one. I laughed my test results off reading it.

Totster, not bad, but not quite what I had in mind. You're shooting down on it from way above. Can you squat a bit and shoot that thing at a less steep angle, more like a catalog photo? Oh, and leave the lid open, if you don't mind.

I can now imagine Totster's photo shoot from within a toilet cubicle somewhere.

"Yeah Baby! That's it..CLICK....lift your seat a little higher..CLICK...That's it Baby, Yeah!......CLICK........C'mon, work with me Baby.......CLICK.............Now show me passion......Great!....CLICK.......Now give me a nice big flush....CLICK...."

http://www.porn-bread.com/gingerbread.htm

Yuk!! A Ginger Minger.

i suspect you are either very old or very young because your style of posting without using any commas full stops or other punctuation marks makes me believe you probably work as a telegraph operator or that you spend too much time in internet chat rooms and believe this is a normal way of communicating in writing but actually it is very annoying to read a post that reads like this because there is no stop anywhere a sentence can start when you least expect it and the risk of misinterpreting increases as well

Mead, have you ever read the book 'Johnny Got His Guns' by Dalton Trumbo?

That too doesn't have any punctuation marks, dashes, dots, full stops, capitals or whatever. One of the best books that I've ever read.

Maybe the OP is related to Mr Trumbo.

Worst chat up lines?

What'll it be babe.... hips or lips?

Gazza: Hi, my name's Gazza.

Thai girl: My name's Ling.

Gazza: Really?? That's my mother's name.

Gazza: Do you fancy going for a pizza then back to my place for hot steamy sex?

(If I get my face slapped I apologise profusely for not knowing that they don't like pizza)

Stand on the corner of any street and ask every girl if they 'wanna fukc?'

You'll get your face slapped alot but then again, you'll get plenty of fukcs.

DV = God Willing.  I think it's from the Latin Dio Volente (not sure of the spelling)

never seen that one before....

totster

Nor me. I would have read it as 'Divvy' ie. someone as thick as the ace of spades like me.