My father once recommended I only date girls with small hands....when I asked why he replied "when you flop your todger in their hand it will look normal".......
Youngsters as these were should not be out at this time never mind riding a motorcycle....possible manslaughter charge in most western world countries?
The guy was highly excited and could not zip his shorts up hence the hospital trip where a sharp swipe with the edge of a ruler was administered reducing the mans excitement somewhat....