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ballpoint

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  1. The groom turns to the bride on their wedding night and asks “Are you a virgin my love?” And she replies “Why does everyone keep asking me that?”
  2. Scientists are studying the effects of cannabis on seabirds. They’ve left no tern unstoned.
  3. The good old days. A letter sent by the chancellor of Wadham College, Oxford, to students in 1968:
  4. Once upon a time there was a prince who was only 12 inches tall. Everyone said he'd be a terrible king, but, when his father died, he made a great ruler.
  5. Picasso was burgled and did a drawing of the three robbers. Police arrested a horse and two sardines.
  6. I once had a hen that could count her own eggs. She was a mathemachicken.
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