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Might as well be. They're screwing the country.

During my wife's labour, the nurse came up to us and said, "How about Epidural Anaesthesia?" I said, "Thanks, but we've already picked a name."

We were in a restaurant last night and I ordered Napoleon chicken for the first time. When It came there was no meat just the carcass. I said to the waitress: "What's this?!!" "She said: "It's the boney part".

Mick bursts into the Benefits Office and says, "I've been ringing 08001730, for three days now and nobody answers!" The receptionist replies, "Those are our opening hours".

The most recent UK PM to both come into, and leave, office due to a general election was Ted Heath, 1970 - 1974.

Not a problem. People in Apple stores think their farts don't stink anyway.

The MFP weren't part of the ruling coalition, so wouldn't have had a say in who was chosen. They would have taken part in the subsequent vote though, and no doubt will under their new name, but still have fewer seats than the combined coalition parties. I wonder what would have happened though if all their MPs had moved to one of the coalition parties when MFP was disbanded, making it the largest single party in the coalition, and forced their pick for PM on it? They could have all jumped ship to the new PP at the next elections. That would have stirred the pot.

If you have the 800,000 in the bank then there is also no minimum income requirement. You can bring in as much, or as little, as you want to live on.

Pay someone else to do it.