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    Just how many sex toys can you smuggle in one ring?
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    I’ve fallen out with my neighbour. He reckons his front door bell is better than mine, but I disagree. We had a right ding-dong about it.
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    My doctor asked me to strip off. ‘Where shall I put my clothes?’ He pointed, ‘Over there if you like, on top of mine’.
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    I’ve been going to gamblers anonymous for three years now - my mate Dave only lasted two and a half. So I won that one.
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    Another night, another bang. A stockpile of Iranian made Shahed-136 'kamikaze' drones in Krasnodar were put out of their misery by a Neptune missile last night. Or, as the Russians would have it, a warehouse full of drones successfully intercepted and destroyed a Ukrainian missile last night.
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    Kim just sent him a Dear Don letter.
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    My German cousin Hans was showing off his new car. I thought it was a bit odd as he had these snakes on the front, but apparently they’re his vindscreen vipers. Then he showed me a lump of meat he has in the boot. It’s his spare veal. It was when I saw his sausage skin steering wheel cover though, that things really took a turn for the wurst.
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    The wife and I are going to contact her dead Italian uncle. We’re getting out the Luigiboard.
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    It's near impossible to get an appointment with my local chiropractor. I had to bend over backwards to see him.
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    How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb? Do your own research!

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