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ballpoint

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  1. So close, yet so far...
  2. Now the Russians are destroying their own bridges as they evacuate, to try and stop Ukrainian advances further to the west.
  3. Major power cut at one of Dublin's top department stores yesterday. Some shoppers were stuck on the escalators for 3 hours.
  4. A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday. So the uncle bought him a used car dealership.
  5. A tanker carrying superglue has overturned on the highway. Police are advising motorists to stick to their own lanes.
  6. I once saw Meatloaf in a restaurant, choking on a piece of German sausage. I saved his life that night. I took the wurst right out of his mouth.
  7. Traffic cop: Good evening, Mr Schroedinger. Did you know you have a dead cat in your boot? Schroedinger: Not until you opened it!
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