We were in a restaurant last night and I ordered Napoleon chicken for the first time.
When It came there was no meat just the carcass.
I said to the waitress: "What's this?!!"
"She said: "It's the boney part".
Mick bursts into the Benefits Office and says, "I've been ringing 08001730, for three days now and nobody answers!"
The receptionist replies, "Those are our opening hours".