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    I once saw Meatloaf in a restaurant, choking on a piece of German sausage. I saved his life that night. I took the wurst right out of his mouth.
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    Traffic cop: Good evening, Mr Schroedinger. Did you know you have a dead cat in your boot? Schroedinger: Not until you opened it!
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    A handy website to have on your favourites bar: Thailand Snake Breeds | Asia Snake Information | Thailand Snakes
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    Might as well be. They're screwing the country.
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    During my wife's labour, the nurse came up to us and said, "How about Epidural Anaesthesia?" I said, "Thanks, but we've already picked a name."
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    We were in a restaurant last night and I ordered Napoleon chicken for the first time. When It came there was no meat just the carcass. I said to the waitress: "What's this?!!" "She said: "It's the boney part".
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    Mick bursts into the Benefits Office and says, "I've been ringing 08001730, for three days now and nobody answers!" The receptionist replies, "Those are our opening hours".
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    The most recent UK PM to both come into, and leave, office due to a general election was Ted Heath, 1970 - 1974.
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