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ballpoint

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  1. Meanwhile in India... No, I asked for a fluorescent light starter, not a fight starter!
  2. I disagree! The quote is "load of fetid dingo's kidneys".
  3. Bloody millennial witches. Texting while flying.
  4. What's the difference between a Boeing airliner and a Jehovah's Witness? You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness.
  5. James Bond has been caught by the baddie and tied to a wall. "Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr Bond, this machine will throw Ninja stars at you. I expect you to be starred to death!" "Shurikenned, not starred."
  6. She is to Trump what Trump is to Putin. A useful idiot.
  7. "You could easily spot any Religion of Peace. Its extremist members would be extremely peaceful.” Ricky Gervais
  8. I got fired from my job in the BDSM dungeon. I was hoping to just be suspended for a while.
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