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ballpoint

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  1. Talks got off to a slow start when both leaders refused to sit beside the window.
  2. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root-canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
  3. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
  4. Cop: Sir do you know how fast you were going? Me: I thought that was your job.
  5. Q: You're riding a horse full speed, there's a giraffe right beside you, and a lion nipping at your heels. What do you do? A: Get off the carousel and sober up.
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