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ballpoint

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  1. I just got a present labeled, From Mum and Dad, and you know damn well Dad has no idea what's inside.
  2. For those of you that don't want Alexa listening in on your conversation they are making a male version. ....it doesn't listen to anything.
  3. Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.
  4. When a child says "Daddy, I want Mummy" that's the kid version of "I'd like to speak to your supervisor."
  5. I thought his claim to fame was that he was bigger than a ten-ner?
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