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ballpoint

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  1. Warning! Do not use these new urinals. Once I started to go I couldn't stop and it ended up like a sprinkler, spraying everyone in the bathroom. What was the idiot who installed them thinking of?
  2. Do retired gynaecologists have an ex-cervixmen's club?
  3. I started a petition to ban people from collecting autographs. So far I've got 50,000 signatures.
  4. I thought I had arthritis- but luckily my doctor assured me that it's only an early onset of Rigor Mortis.
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